ImpotentRage Posted September 9, 2013 Share Posted September 9, 2013 Hey kids, September 17th is just around the corner and I know everyone is excited to finally get their copy of Grand Theft Auto 5. The community has waited and waited, most before ever seeing the very first trailer released by Rockstar Games. Most of you will be traveling to the midnight release because you simply cannot wait until the doors open at 9 or 10 AM on that Tuesday. Well I, Impotent Rage - America's favorite liberal superhero, have a message to you, the GTA Net community: DO NOT PURCHASE GRAND THEFT AUTO V Did you know that as we speak, mega corporations owned by Republicans are pumping out volcano loads of carbon emissions into the atmosphere to create the disks that will be going into your consoles that also destroy the liberal environment? Did you also know that every time you purchase a copy of Grand Theft Auto V, the Republican owned companies who receive your money then donate it to Jock Cranley? A man who want's us all to drive a deadly Maibatsu Monstrosity and ride coal powered locomotives instead of driving our eco-friendly hybrids from a peaceful communist nation and riding Los Santos' clean, safe public rail. Lastly, your purchase of Grand Theft Auto V is simply immoral, as it will lead to children going crazy and shooting up Los Santos Elementary -- again. But Don't Fear! It's not too late and YOU can make a difference! Impotent Rage is calling on YOU, GTA Net community to help raise awareness and destroy this corporate, anti-earth, anti-people villain. - Cancel your pre-orders before September 17th - Instead of spending $60-$140 on the game, donate it to Sue Murry for Governor and purchase awareness bands, ribbons and bumper stickers. - Instead of standing in line for Grand Theft Auto V, instead protest and picket your local game store and it's customers in non-violent and eco-friendly ways by throwing eggs and molotov cocktails at the crowd while defecating on the property. - Smash up your game consoles and put them in the recycling bin so that they can be sent to the children in friendly communist nations to build more hybrids. If you, the GTA Net community and citizens of Los Santos can unite and follow the steps above, September 17th will go down in Los Santos County history as a day of peace and social change for the better. Impotent Rage and Mother Earth are counting on you kids! Paid for by Sue Murry for Governor and the Sand Andreas Ad Council. Impotent Rage is a fictional children's cartoon featured on CNT for liberal propaganda purposes only and is not a real superhero. Any donations to Sue Murry will result to your personal information being sold to third parties for advertising purposes. Distrom, Coral_City, Jimmy Darmody and 39 others 42 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
W3BB13 Posted September 9, 2013 Share Posted September 9, 2013 GTFO. GTASeriesFan 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alb-mac Posted September 9, 2013 Share Posted September 9, 2013 f*ck that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Polish_Trucker Posted September 9, 2013 Share Posted September 9, 2013 Only 1 week Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cmiller4642 Posted September 9, 2013 Share Posted September 9, 2013 I think that waffles are really good compared to pancakes but nothing beats a big fresh batch of French Toast. Jameson312 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkFalcon95 Posted September 9, 2013 Share Posted September 9, 2013 Ha! That was great. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ActionBronson Posted September 9, 2013 Share Posted September 9, 2013 Awesome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tator1 Posted September 9, 2013 Share Posted September 9, 2013 Man, i love Rockstar, that was great. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azharr Posted September 9, 2013 Share Posted September 9, 2013 Lady_GTA 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
falcomilvus Posted September 9, 2013 Share Posted September 9, 2013 Fantastic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thedrunkgamer89 Posted September 9, 2013 Share Posted September 9, 2013 Pre-order cancelled Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joshua969 Posted September 9, 2013 Share Posted September 9, 2013 Hysterical...nicely done ! SMG 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MetalMilitia Posted September 9, 2013 Share Posted September 9, 2013 you should add at the bottom 'God be with you' to make people rage even more Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MisterFR3SH Posted September 9, 2013 Share Posted September 9, 2013 Funniest thing I've read on the forum for a while. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gifbrah Posted September 9, 2013 Share Posted September 9, 2013 I'm convinced. Just got off the phone with GameStop. My order was cancelled. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Streifenkarl Posted September 9, 2013 Share Posted September 9, 2013 This could easily be a direct Rockstar-Message, little viral thing, the humor is spot on and the first posting are: GTFO and DRTL?... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VIPΣR Posted September 9, 2013 Share Posted September 9, 2013 Liberals and republican are equaly bad. Both of them are liars. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
differenz Posted September 9, 2013 Share Posted September 9, 2013 (edited) EDIT: Please refrain from Image posts. Edited September 9, 2013 by Prometheus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cinoy Posted September 9, 2013 Share Posted September 9, 2013 inb4IPban Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Archvile78 Posted September 9, 2013 Share Posted September 9, 2013 Thank you OP you've made me seen the light. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rchaves007 Posted September 9, 2013 Share Posted September 9, 2013 sure thing still going to buy it just like u still are using eletricity taht is being procuced on nuclear facilities that polute this world like theres no tomorrow... nice try tho Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brr_ Posted September 9, 2013 Share Posted September 9, 2013 Who ever you are, you're my new hero. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
r4in Posted September 9, 2013 Share Posted September 9, 2013 This kinda looks "professional". Like some R* employee. This or I smoke too much weed. swagbucks 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Urinal2001 Posted September 9, 2013 Share Posted September 9, 2013 Haha, best thing on here for a LONG time. Maybe if we cut our emissions we will finally get that snow you all want? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy Darmody Posted September 9, 2013 Share Posted September 9, 2013 f*ck you, Impotent Range! I support Jock Cranley! He might be a douche, but so is every politician, only difference is that Cranley is willing to admit! That's RESPECT! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaptainChronicV Posted September 9, 2013 Share Posted September 9, 2013 (edited) Wtf Edited September 9, 2013 by CaptainChronicV Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archiebunker Posted September 9, 2013 Share Posted September 9, 2013 Nice. Btw, as godless libtard commie--BIG FAN. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allah420weedking Posted September 9, 2013 Share Posted September 9, 2013 u mMad XDD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaRkL3AD3R Posted September 9, 2013 Share Posted September 9, 2013 Lmfao 10/10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stormingz Posted September 9, 2013 Share Posted September 9, 2013 Damn, that was a good read. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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