RoadRunner71 Posted September 9, 2013 Share Posted September 9, 2013 It took me a little while to find this post again, but I think this is the best solution: Kill wife, make suit out of body and play game wearing it. What the f*ck? xD That quote reminded me the panda scene of Tropic Thunder: Jeremiah239 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackLightning Posted September 9, 2013 Share Posted September 9, 2013 Had an argument with the other half this morning and now she's gone and cancelled my amazon gta v pre-order. I'm currently out of work due to illness and have no means of getting this game now. Thinking about burning her shoes and asking for a divorce. What would you do in this situation? You still would have had to pay for it once they shipped it. So how were you planning on doing that with no job and being sick? Your story doesn't add up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roiegat Posted September 9, 2013 Share Posted September 9, 2013 With times being what they are, always good to stay on your spouses good side. My wife is watching the kids for two days that I"m taking off when the game is released....so gotta keep her happy so she'll come down occasioanlly and bring me food. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrevorsMom Posted September 9, 2013 Share Posted September 9, 2013 Sell her favorite dress, shoes, ear rings or what ever and buy the game with the money. If you don't fancy selling her stuff you could just take a sh*t in her favorite pair of shoes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skorge Posted September 9, 2013 Share Posted September 9, 2013 Burn her shoes made me actually lol! Obviously troll, if not, the op enjoys public humiliation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FranklinDeRoosevelt Posted September 9, 2013 Share Posted September 9, 2013 Angry sex. Works all the time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adam_thedon Posted September 9, 2013 Share Posted September 9, 2013 after reading more of his posts, this guys a pussy and doesn't deserve it. get back in the kitchen then iron your wifes trousers. he's afraid she might him him again, or maybe take away more of his toys. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcx Posted September 9, 2013 Share Posted September 9, 2013 I'm not trolling guys, this is an honest thread with very real circumstances, she doesn't really beat me, but she is very controlling. She also fly's off the handle at times, which can be quite intimidating. Maybe I should try and get back in her good books, hate her so much right now though. STOP sending me pms stupid idiot and you are trolling, dickhead! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milkmansun Posted September 9, 2013 Share Posted September 9, 2013 (edited) He is trolling.. if not. Get a job! Here's a good quote from Breaking Bad... Gus Fring: What does a man do Walter? A man provides for his family. Gus Fring: And a man, a man provides. And he does it even when he's not appreciated, or respected, or even loved. He simply bears up and he does it. Because he's a man. Edited September 9, 2013 by milkmansun Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frantz Fuchs Posted September 9, 2013 Share Posted September 9, 2013 Take her card and order it again on the 16th, so she can't cancel it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theiceman13 Posted September 9, 2013 Share Posted September 9, 2013 Hay lads, what do you think of ideas of revenge for the op on wife. I got a good revenge plan...heres what you should, first leave a syringe filled with your blood somewhere where she will accidently prick herself then after she panicly tells you what she done you both go to a 'doctor' that you secretly paid to lie , where the doctor will give her resuits saying 'AM SORRRY MAM, YOUR HIV POSTIVE AND HAS TURNED INTO AIDS' you give her a few weeks or 2 months for her to scream and cry badly, even consider suicide as her family and friends disown her and treat her like a diseaze, you then bring the doctor around and you then both YOUR FACE LOL, CANT BELIVE YOU FELL FOR IT, HA HA HA YOU DONT HAVE HIV OR AIDS, IT WAS A FAKE RESUIT AND A DOCTOR, I PAYED MY DOCTOR FRIEND HERE TO LIE HA HA HA THATS YOU WHAT YOU GET, YOU TWISTED BITCH FOR CANCELLING MY GTA V PRE ORDER, NOW f*ck OFF BACK TO KTICHEN. Sirpepperoni 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
antisatan7 Posted September 9, 2013 Share Posted September 9, 2013 No no no no no! True question is everyone: WHAT WOULD MICHAEL DO IF HIS WIFE CANCELLED HIS PRE-ORDER OF HIS GAME? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boxanata Posted September 9, 2013 Share Posted September 9, 2013 Surely you have a good friend that can lend you money until your illness subsides enough to find a new job? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yonatan755 Posted September 9, 2013 Share Posted September 9, 2013 Kill her and then dance with GTA V box over her dead body screaming 'I'll swing by and sign the contracts. Just ignore the bodies". HAHAHHAHA thats the funniest sh*t I read in my whole life! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaster Posted September 9, 2013 Share Posted September 9, 2013 1th: What the f*ck is your wife doing on a computer??? I mean, she belongs in the KITCHEN!!! Second: You're the man, if you can make enough time for both her and GTAV than she don't need to complain about anything. I'm having the same problem over here. Just give her the best sex ever on the 16th. find her caard and go to gamestop. then order the collectors edition. $150. show her whos boss Really tempted to do this. This Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sticky Pads Posted September 9, 2013 Share Posted September 9, 2013 OP, if you are serious and not trolling, you and your wife should really seek counseling. Without knowing the whole story (there are ALWAYS at least two sides), this sounds like an unhealthy situation one way or another but you can make it better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theiceman13 Posted September 9, 2013 Share Posted September 9, 2013 No no no no no! True question is everyone: WHAT WOULD MICHAEL DO IF HIS WIFE CANCELLED HIS PRE-ORDER OF HIS GAME? He would trick her into thinking she had aids and was dying. antisatan7 and Sirpepperoni 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kickaschris007 Posted September 9, 2013 Share Posted September 9, 2013 Sell your ring, buy collectors edition, divorce. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LiGzz Posted September 9, 2013 Share Posted September 9, 2013 If this is something that actually happened (Assuming you're not a random troll) then just call Amazon back and explain that the order was mistakenly cancelled. Not tryna preach to you, fam.. But if that's how your fights with wifey go down, then both of yall got some growing up to do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blizzards Posted September 9, 2013 Share Posted September 9, 2013 (edited) As you suggested yourself, try and make up again which is the only way to resolve this, and that means hopefully she will pre order it again for you. Give and take, let her win this argument and say you were in the wrong. This way you get GTA Edited September 9, 2013 by Blizzards Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hendrix89 Posted September 9, 2013 Share Posted September 9, 2013 Had an argument with the other half this morning and now she's gone and cancelled my amazon gta v pre-order. I'm currently out of work due to illness and have no means of getting this game now. Thinking about burning her shoes and asking for a divorce. What would you do in this situation? I wouldn't do anything. I would try to work out issues instead, over getting petty over a game. Petty revenge will back fire + the fact divorce is stupidly expensive as well. Take her card and order it again on the 16th, so she can't cancel it. Which would be theft and could lead to a criminal record if it is reported. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theiceman13 Posted September 9, 2013 Share Posted September 9, 2013 Sell your ring, buy collectors edition, divorce. My ideas for revenge is better then your beta bullsh*t, ha ha ha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Senor Salami Posted September 9, 2013 Share Posted September 9, 2013 I've seen this type of thing before. It's sad and funny depending on how you look at it. The best way to go is to smooth things over with her. She's your wife. Do what you have to do to make things right with her and hopefully by the time the game is available she'll help you out with this situation. Retaliation is the last thing to do. You know her best and know what you have to do. If not, just ask her. You still have time to make it work. Good luck! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zalanith Posted September 9, 2013 Share Posted September 9, 2013 ask her what she really want - let her talk , yes let her talk dont stop her . make up - made up - get her things , and divorce(best done after f*ck - or , time to bombard her head with what u really want). Enjoy ur 17th sept with no one disturbing you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frantz Fuchs Posted September 9, 2013 Share Posted September 9, 2013 Take her card and order it again on the 16th, so she can't cancel it. Which would be theft and could lead to a criminal record if it is reported. It's a good test. If his own wife reports this, she's not worth it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Obvious llort Posted September 9, 2013 Share Posted September 9, 2013 Kick her in the pie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTA5isntAMYTH Posted September 9, 2013 Share Posted September 9, 2013 DIVORCE IS WORTH IT!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sirpepperoni Posted September 9, 2013 Share Posted September 9, 2013 I'm not trolling guys, this is an honest thread with very real circumstances, she doesn't really beat me, but she is very controlling. She also fly's off the handle at times, which can be quite intimidating. Maybe I should try and get back in her good books, hate her so much right now though. If I was in your situation... 1: I'd find a way to secure my gta again. 2: I'd steal some cash off her for drugs 3: on release day she'd be coming home to me playing gta naked and coked off my head. 4: I'd f*ck her in the ass then shove it down her throat as a lesson in who's the man. Good luck and have fun Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
staticguy Posted September 9, 2013 Share Posted September 9, 2013 (edited) i'm sorry for ur loss! Edited September 9, 2013 by staticguy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moonshield Posted September 9, 2013 Share Posted September 9, 2013 Divorce her and find yourself someone who isn't an irrational tard. Yeah, because committing arson for no other reason than cancelling a game is rational. I feel for you, OP. I really do. But, assuming what you're saying is legit, you have some serious emotional issues you need to work out. This sh*t sounds like it's just the straw that broke the camel's back, and you've got some things with your marriage that are a little bit more important than a video game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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