Fuzzknuckles Posted September 9, 2013 Share Posted September 9, 2013 What would you do in this situation? Burn her shoes and ask for a divorce. But only after telling her to grow the f*ck up. Signatures are dumb anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sticky Pads Posted September 9, 2013 Share Posted September 9, 2013 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Milkman Posted September 9, 2013 Share Posted September 9, 2013 It took me a little while to find this post again, but I think this is the best solution: Kill wife, make suit out of body and play game wearing it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Strani Posted September 9, 2013 Share Posted September 9, 2013 Well people are telling him to 'leave the bitch' but we don't know the situation do we. Apparently they barely have any money and may need the little they do have to actually feed themselves. Assuming this is real of course, which is highly questionable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zainzombie Posted September 9, 2013 Share Posted September 9, 2013 Tempted to show her this thread, though if I do that she may hit me again. hmmmm now Im sure this is a troll topic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RubberGrip Posted September 9, 2013 Share Posted September 9, 2013 U cant live off ur wifes money. Dont u get disability allowance? Thinking this guys a troll btw Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaptainBabyGravy Posted September 9, 2013 Share Posted September 9, 2013 Seams like the majority of people in this topic have never been with a woman before, or if so. Must be and will be sh*tty boyfriends. Also, I'm guessing OP is a troll. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davetopper Posted September 9, 2013 Share Posted September 9, 2013 Probably the realest fight o'le Chuck could win. Seriously though, natch the divorce and just burn the shoes, and then talk this shyt out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
polycount Posted September 9, 2013 Share Posted September 9, 2013 Tempted to show her this thread, though if I do that she may hit me again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaptainChronicV Posted September 9, 2013 Share Posted September 9, 2013 Does she have an laptop or a phone because I would sell that sh*t and buy the game Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HoboDealer Posted September 9, 2013 Share Posted September 9, 2013 (edited) Dude just ask her how she would feel if you confiscated her favourite pairs of shoes or jewellery! Edited September 9, 2013 by HoboDealer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K20 Posted September 9, 2013 Share Posted September 9, 2013 cancelling a preorder is another thing. i rather be punched in the face then have a preorder cancelled. if i was you i'd pre-re-order it. but make a new account. you still gots time. luckily mine doesn't know how to use Amazon the way it should be. women have temper issues, big style. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adam_thedon Posted September 9, 2013 Share Posted September 9, 2013 write down her credit card details and order it again. bitches be crazy yo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tommzy2 Posted September 9, 2013 Share Posted September 9, 2013 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cyper Posted September 9, 2013 Share Posted September 9, 2013 Kill her and you'll get to a martyr's heaven where you will meet all GTA characters and live in the GTA paradise. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcx Posted September 9, 2013 Share Posted September 9, 2013 where are the mods when we need them. lock this ffs! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smithlew2 Posted September 9, 2013 Share Posted September 9, 2013 Pawn her jewellery and get in line at midnight Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baiwang Posted September 9, 2013 Share Posted September 9, 2013 You tell your wife : Do you want me to take out my dick again Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor_Baconator Posted September 9, 2013 Share Posted September 9, 2013 It's the only way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gevans81 Posted September 9, 2013 Author Share Posted September 9, 2013 I'm not trolling guys, this is an honest thread with very real circumstances, she doesn't really beat me, but she is very controlling. She also fly's off the handle at times, which can be quite intimidating. Maybe I should try and get back in her good books, hate her so much right now though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elite378 Posted September 9, 2013 Share Posted September 9, 2013 AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nuer Posted September 9, 2013 Share Posted September 9, 2013 Sexual intercourse should calm her down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coil24 Posted September 9, 2013 Share Posted September 9, 2013 If you're with somebody this childish and who won't let you partake in your interests, you shouldn't be with them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theiceman13 Posted September 9, 2013 Share Posted September 9, 2013 I got a good revenge plan...heres what you should, first leave a syringe filled with your blood somewhere where she will accidently prick herself then after she panicly tells you what she done you both go to a 'doctor' that you secretly paid to lie , where the doctor will give her resuits saying 'AM SORRRY MAM, YOUR HIV POSTIVE AND HAS TURNED INTO AIDS' you give her a few weeks or 2 months for her to scream and cry badly, even consider suicide as her family and friends disown her and treat her like a diseaze, you then bring the doctor around and you then both YOUR FACE LOL, CANT BELIVE YOU FELL FOR IT, HA HA HA YOU DONT HAVE HIV OR AIDS, IT WAS A FAKE RESUIT AND A DOCTOR, I PAYED MY DOCTOR FRIEND HERE TO LIE HA HA HA THATS YOU WHAT YOU GET, YOU TWISTED BITCH FOR CANCELLING MY GTA V PRE ORDER, NOW f*ck OFF BACK TO KTICHEN. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gevans81 Posted September 9, 2013 Author Share Posted September 9, 2013 where are the mods when we need them. lock this ffs! Yeah we get it mate, you think I'm a troll, why not f*ck off out of the thread then? Your constant replies are only feeding the troll etc... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
behe Posted September 9, 2013 Share Posted September 9, 2013 Why do MEN? feel the need to post this stuff online? Where supposed to be powerful and ruling and you make us as men seem inferior to females. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The__Phoenix Posted September 9, 2013 Share Posted September 9, 2013 Take all your savings and burn them on hookers and coca. She will learn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tashan Posted September 9, 2013 Share Posted September 9, 2013 A Member Since 18 Sep 2007 can troll such a topic?.. I can understand any thing but about wife and discuss this here on GTA V forum. How so childish, your wife has done the right thing if you think GTAForum can come up with a very genuine solution. You need to act like a man, only a kid would choose to allow the world make a mockery and take pleasure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chekoloco Posted September 9, 2013 Share Posted September 9, 2013 Ok, that´s bad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
antisatan7 Posted September 9, 2013 Share Posted September 9, 2013 Truth is man, your doomed. I'm not going to lie to you like everyone else here. It's sad but, at this point there is nothing anyone can do for you, let alone yourself. Just run, run like the wind. The wind is all you have. Dust in the wind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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