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GTA V - 10 Reasons it Will Definitely Suck.


EvilFuture
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I stopped reading when I read "No Niko? No Interest". Dude...

 

Indeed.

 

I'm glad he's giving GTA IV props, but the hate on V seems a little...misguided.

 

Couple years from now when GTA VI is announced, there will probably be more articles about why GTA VI will suck, and he will say "No multiple protagonists? No Interest."

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Didn't read it cause i'm going to bed but I read the opening paragraph and I kind of agree with it.

 

It had been a concern of mine for some time that V would be dumbed down to appeal to the idiots who complained about IV having bad gameplay just because it didn't feature jetpacks, purple dildos and cars that handled like shopping trolleys.

 

However, having watched and read everything released so far, I am confident that it won't suck, that it will be even better than IV. Perhaps the greatest game of the generation.

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He is right about a few things; the last game was very underappreciated by fans. Rockstar seems to have listened to quite a bit of that criticism, for better or worse.

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The only valid point is #10. They choose sh*tty pictures to advertise GTA games. Nobody gives a f*ck about a beach blonde taking a selfy, people want to see explosions that make it seem like Michael Bay is making a video game.

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It's a decent enough article considering when it came out. Looking at it now, it's clearly wrong on several points, but even so, it's not entirely wrong about everything.

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Guys chill ... the article is pretty dated.

 

Here is a brand new one from them, published yesterday. It is a pretty interesting read through, regarding the missions. Has me even MORE hyped even though my hype level is crazy.

 

http://whatculture.com/gaming/gta-v-8-confirmed-missions-we-know-will-be-awesome.php

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Article is over a year old and was written when we didn't have much info on V. Plus, they explain how V will suck using IV as "evidence". IV and V aren't the same game.

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These whatculture articles seem to consist of nothing but random top 10 bullsh*t lists which always contradict each other and offer nothing new or useful.

 

I'm pretty sure they're all written by the same 12 year old. :/

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10 reasons why I don't care what this site has to say:

 

1- Ok so what the f*ck is WhatCulture?

2- While quickly going through that mess....I spotted an article to the right...5 missions in V that will be great or whatever......ooooookaaay Whatculture...

 

3- After all we have seen and read..i don't see ONE reason it will definitely suck.

4- What....the f*ck.....is...WhatCulture?

5- GTA games have never sucked..so what were you saying Blablaculture?

6- They haven't even played it yet.

7- Old ass article full of bullsh*t

8- Anyone ever heard of WhatCulture? Sounds like a toiletpaper brand to me....

9- One more week to go!!!!

10- WHAT THE f*ck IS WHATCULTURE?

 

 

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Seen this on Reddit, and decided to post it here to see what you guys think about this blasphemy.

 

http://whatculture.com/gaming/gta-v-10-reasons-it-will-definitely-suck.php

 

This was written a while back before we know what we do now, so do you think the guy who wrote it is eating his words?

That was written in July 2012, this guy was a moron rambling on about something he didn't know sh*t about. He's probably sitting there now writing another thing about "50 reason why GTA 5 will be awesome".

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I think people are misunderstanding the article to a point. I saw the article as more of a PRO GTAIV article, than ANTI GTAV article.

We should take into account the fact that this article was written well over a YEAR ago, and the point the writer was trying to make was that his prediction about GTAV was solely based on fans negative reaction towards GTAIV, and how Rockstar would try to implement more of the features we see in Saints Row.

Obviously, I disagree with his opinion, but I DO understand the point he was trying to make. GTAIV was underrated by fans who complained about it's somewhat different direction. People complained that it became TOO SERIOUS, and the writer felt that in trying to give fans what they wanted, GTAV would be worse off for it.

I bet that this guy feels different today, but he chose to gamble and let his balls hang out in the wind. Again, his opinion was way off, but I understand the reasoning behind his prediction. How people can misinterpret his article into such a negative GTAV is beyond me, considering the article was actually quite clear in it's message.

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Really it seems this guy didn't searched for anything about GTA V before doing this article. We know this is a GTA forum so we are more favorable to cheers and compliments about V (And that's the way it should be done) but it's very clear that guy really don't know what he is saying.

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I hate those types of sites; the top10 things across 10 pages with lots of adverts. They clearly only exist to try and make money. They don't contribute anything of any value or meaning to the world.

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That was the worst article I've read in my life. British people are so goofy and weird.

 

Lol, GTA is made by british people ;) fail.

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TheJasonGallant

That was the worst article I've read in my life. British people are so goofy and weird.

British people are fine... Only this guy is a little strange...

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I was worried that they would make it too Saints Rowish to please the people who bashed IV for the somewhat darker direction but I see my fears were unfounded. It still looks to be a great and immersive game that also has a lot of toys to play plus customization and property. It should be enough to make everybody happy though many will complain that it isn't wacky like SR IV and it doesn't have a dubstep gun or an inflato ray.

 

I don't agree with him on V but it is good to see him sticking up for IV.

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