spurs1993 Posted September 8, 2013 Share Posted September 8, 2013 go to her house celebrate get laid tell her that you have house inspection in the morning, leave go to your local game retailer purchase the holy grail go home play the sh*t out of it and then go back to your girlfriends, spend little more time there come back and start playing again PROBLEM SOLVED !!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spongeboob911 Posted September 8, 2013 Share Posted September 8, 2013 Hahaha! I feel bad for you, son. Just don't ruin that night, and she won't make the next day a living hell for you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyshot666 Posted September 8, 2013 Share Posted September 8, 2013 Your girlfriend has birthdays only once in a year... come on, any game is not that important. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apxidia Posted September 8, 2013 Share Posted September 8, 2013 The solution is so obvious isn't it? Take your girlfriend out to the bar for her 21st birthday. Buy her a few drinks. Tell her you can't have any because you're driving. She will get drunk quickly because she's not used to the volume of ethanol. Now you will have a happy, drunken girlfriend by 11:30pm. From here you have two options as I see it: 1) If she wants the D, take her back to your place and make her happy. Then go out and get gta midnight release. 2) If she doesn't want the D, take her back to her place. Then go out and get gta midnight release. You now have freedom to play the game all night and sleep in the next day if your schedule allows it. She won't wake up early the next morning, nor will she feel good when she does, so she won't suspect a thing. If she doesn't remember anything the next morning, then you have freedom to fill in extra details of things that didn't happen to make her think the night was amazing. If she remembers everything, it still wasn't a bad night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johan Posted September 8, 2013 Share Posted September 8, 2013 She obviously doesn't deserve you if you're making a thread like this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InfernoV Posted September 8, 2013 Share Posted September 8, 2013 Give me the order and she will never be a problem again! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InfiniteTias Posted September 8, 2013 Share Posted September 8, 2013 It's just a Videogame... If i was in the same position as you i would go an celebrate her birthday and make it her best birthday ever! Once you get home you know you'll be able to play GTA V. And I also have to wait till 18th September probably since Rockstar told all shops to send GTA V out on 16th September and it would me a miracle to get it on the 17th Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RisingLegend Posted September 8, 2013 Share Posted September 8, 2013 I am so pissed. I don't know what to do here. My girlfriend lives two hours away from me. She wants me to come visit her for her 21st birthday and drink with her at midnight and stay through the next day. I don't know how to tell her I simply can't because of GTA. I plan on going to the midnight launch. I know she will get so mad because to her it's just a dumb video game. But she doesn't understand how long I've waited. There is no way she won't be mad at me and then that will hinder my experience of playing because then I will be depressed that she is mad. This really sucks and I am so pissed that of course this had to land on the same day. My fiance's birthday is on the 19th. . .so I'm not even going to be able to play at all that day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimmycakes Posted September 8, 2013 Share Posted September 8, 2013 (edited) Are you even extensional to this girl? If not then you should consider moving on. Breaking up is no big deal, there are billions of girls out there albeit most are ugly. Edited September 8, 2013 by jimmycakes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoveLax Posted September 8, 2013 Share Posted September 8, 2013 You better f**king buy her GTA. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Creasy47 Posted September 8, 2013 Share Posted September 8, 2013 She'll survive. Tell her you've been waiting a very long time for this. If anything, spend the day with her, let her drink with her friends for the night, and while she spends it trashed, loopy, and possibly slamming her cheeks into another guy's crotch, at least you'll be welcomed in the loving arms of GTA V. Antigen 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IAMSHUGO Posted September 8, 2013 Share Posted September 8, 2013 You don't deserve her, plain and simple. PVieira21 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chop chop Posted September 8, 2013 Share Posted September 8, 2013 tell her to call me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MintBerryCrunch Posted September 8, 2013 Share Posted September 8, 2013 Really?? I mean.... REALLY? You're whining cos you have to wait one day to play a video game because your gf wants you at her 21st birthday?? You've waited months for GTAV is one more day really gonna hurt you? Forget the game, go spend some time with her. She's not asking for much, Jeez! *bangs head against wall* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoshuaGraham Posted September 8, 2013 Share Posted September 8, 2013 you're going to have to take a hit for the team, you better drink so much you forget what year it is Then when you're half sober up you can stumble into a videogame store and pick it up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crisissasix Posted September 8, 2013 Share Posted September 8, 2013 If I had a girlfriend, I will make her feel so special in his BDay; doing something she will never forget, even if it doesn’t last forever. f*ck GTA. I’ll give her some Jimmy Choos. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smithlew2 Posted September 8, 2013 Share Posted September 8, 2013 Take her out for a nice meal and afterwards tell her you have a surprise for her. Walk to nice area, beach, park what ever is near you. Get down on one knee and ask her to go to the midnight launch. I guarantee you will get to play GTA. Maybe not a girlfriend though. Or better idea, get her drunk early so she passes out then you will have all night playing and the next day when she is hugging the toilet! GOOD TIMES!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Liquidpain Posted September 8, 2013 Share Posted September 8, 2013 You can tell people in here are virgins. Bang her so hard that she has no choice but to go to sleep. The go to midnight release. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sufferblind86 Posted September 8, 2013 Share Posted September 8, 2013 (edited) How long have you been dating her? If it has been awhile, then go. If it has been like two weeks, then I say screw it. Also depends on how long you have known her too, though. Some people on here keep going on about giving her "the D". What if she told him that that would not be happening? Would that change anyone's opinion? I bet it would. Edited September 8, 2013 by sufferblind86 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Persia-Gangsta Posted September 8, 2013 Share Posted September 8, 2013 play GTA V with her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quicksilv3r Posted September 8, 2013 Share Posted September 8, 2013 tuff choices, good luck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gnocchi Flip Flops Posted September 8, 2013 Share Posted September 8, 2013 Never understood why people feel the need to have the game by midnight. I have no problem receiving my copy the Friday of launch week, I'd prefer it that way actually. swagbucks 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tzatziki Posted September 8, 2013 Share Posted September 8, 2013 There you go, another one who post to gain attention.....poor you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PVieira21 Posted September 8, 2013 Share Posted September 8, 2013 I am so pissed. I don't know what to do here. My girlfriend lives two hours away from me. She wants me to come visit her for her 21st birthday and drink with her at midnight and stay through the next day. I don't know how to tell her I simply can't because of GTA. I plan on going to the midnight launch. I know she will get so mad because to her it's just a dumb video game. But she doesn't understand how long I've waited. There is no way she won't be mad at me and then that will hinder my experience of playing because then I will be depressed that she is mad. This really sucks and I am so pissed that of course this had to land on the same day. You.... Need.... A.... Life buddy, I wouldn't skip a day to hang out with my girlfriend especially if she lives 2 hours away lol. Pathetic dude. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyshot666 Posted September 8, 2013 Share Posted September 8, 2013 Solution: give me her number. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yaninufc Posted September 8, 2013 Share Posted September 8, 2013 If you feel that GTA V is more important and you'd rather go to the midnight release then just go. I understand she wants you to be with her on her 21st birthday. But, you can't let a girl control your life. Simple. This Simple And Very True +1 For u Sir Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BananaJo3z Posted September 8, 2013 Share Posted September 8, 2013 cool story bro. tell it one more time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpaggetAboutIt Posted September 8, 2013 Share Posted September 8, 2013 I am so pissed. I don't know what to do here. My girlfriend lives two hours away from me. She wants me to come visit her for her 21st birthday and drink with her at midnight and stay through the next day. I don't know how to tell her I simply can't because of GTA. I plan on going to the midnight launch. I know she will get so mad because to her it's just a dumb video game. But she doesn't understand how long I've waited. There is no way she won't be mad at me and then that will hinder my experience of playing because then I will be depressed that she is mad. This really sucks and I am so pissed that of course this had to land on the same day. Seriously dude? It's not like you have to stare at a wall for two days and keep thinking about gta the whole time. You'll be busy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
22ndLegion Posted September 8, 2013 Share Posted September 8, 2013 I'll spend the night with her while you go to the midnight release. I got you, bro! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garganda Posted September 8, 2013 Share Posted September 8, 2013 You're pathetic. Agreed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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