Hot Coffee in GTA ONLINE with real players

[nekkidhillbilly]

we could throw poop like monkeys even

[ChillerVapes]

I'm sorry but if your old enough, go get laid. Too many kids play gta for anything like that to be on the game in the 1st place.

[nekkidhillbilly]

no sword fight for you

[Mr. Rocko]

Not this thread again

[J32T3R]

This is not eHarmony. Go play the sims if you wanna do this

[MAR10HD]

I'd love to be able to get some hot coffee with other players in online, Michael always has coffee so it makes no sense we can't get it. Maybe it could make you run faster for a while or something, I can almost see it now. "Look out, Bean Machine opening soon!"

[iainspad]

I personally don't think it should happen. It would be funny for a while, but a lot of the world outside of the GTA fan spectrum would see us as sad.

Edited February 2, 2014 by iainspad

[ChrilLe]

I never see girls playing, it would be a bunch of guys having sex.

It would still be very hot.

[Jolly Swagman]

Most players are saying it sucks for no reason, and some are saying its because most males are playing as females and that would be gay, but dafaq do I care if the player is male or female it's one of the advantages of virtual sex, you don't see the player character only

You really felt the need just to create an accountant to bump this 5 month dead thread?

[Rented]

[DevilDaRebel]

Who the f*ck even uses "Hot Coffe" anymore? I tell you... you old people are boring as f*ck lol.

Edited February 2, 2014 by Ibareny

[MindEntropy]

OPs never been laid.

 

Id rather R* worry about adding good content than a way of getting you off OP. Do the jerk motion at a stripper or something. So lame.

 

If anything needs to be added regarding pervjng the strippers need to be topless like story mode.

[Thecomrade9]

Can i bend u over uncle Adolf.

[Zoots Remuvah]

emphatically no.. I have a hard enough time with all the fecking apartment invites my character gets..

[codename_duchess]

Forget that, i wanna be able more than one hooker at a time hahahahahaha

[darkwar854]

You don't want to make fox news happy.

[Zorvaine]

Nah.... Nothing beats inviting a girl to your place, hanging out, showing her GTA V, showing her the in-game strip club and teasing her she can't do those moves which she tries to prove you wrong... which leads to her dancing on your lap... which leads to making out and moving onto the bed onto the real deal.... It's a very promising tactic. I later came back to the game to discover a guy kept killing me in a tank. Rather poetic while he was killing my AFK character in a tank I was actually having sex ha!

Edited February 3, 2014 by Zorvaine

[a20characterusername]

pretends to be this

is actually this

[Ayes]

useless feature . i get chocha irl

No you don't. Stop lying.

[bloatedsack]

I personally don't think it should happen. It would be funny for a while, but a lot of the world outside of the GTA fan spectrum would see us as sad.

 

Some of the people within the "GTA fan spectrum" feel that way, too.

[BMW1992]

I want 16-player orgies

Edited February 3, 2014 by BMW1992

[SpidersWeb]

In GTA IV you can have sex with hookers and you see the movements, why not make something like that for GTA Online like a male character(real player) can have sex with a female character(real player) in their apartment.

 

Like GTAdev2(male character) and GTAdev16(female character) can have sex

 

Why not? For the same reason the hookers don't show nipples online. You get a bunch of 14 year olds playing together doing dirty stuff, and their mothers get upset.

Murder is fine, but nipples are just icky. Virtual sex between two players would make their heads explode and it'd be all over the news - drama drama drama.

 

Also could be kind of icky if you get half way through and learn the chick's real name is Steve.

[iainspad]

 

I personally don't think it should happen. It would be funny for a while, but a lot of the world outside of the GTA fan spectrum would see us as sad.

 

Some of the people within the "GTA fan spectrum" feel that way, too.

 

True, not everyone is up for virtual sex, including myself. Don't get me wrong, it's a funny idea but I don't think it has a place in my subjective opinion.

[UnicornAssassin]

Uselss, as my online character suffers from erectile dysfunction.

[a20characterusername]

Don't forget the fact that even virtual sexual interaction between the adults the game was intended for, and the minors who actually play it is, at best, a legal grey area in many parts of the world. It'd take about five seconds for the MSM to pick up on it and go "GTA 5 encourages pedos, more at eleven".

 

Also, it's creepy and dumb.

[Dopey™]

Uselss, as my online character suffers from erectile dysfunction.

I hope I never get bored enough to roleplay ED.

[AfterDeath]

Yeah, this is just creepy.

I'd rather see the ability to have NPC girlfriends and stuff like that

[Headdogg81]

 

It got weird didn't it?

[MindEntropy]

Cause having a NPC gf is not creepy. Called it in the sultan thread. Hilarious.

[AfterDeath]

Cause having a NPC gf is not creepy. Called it in the sultan thread. Hilarious.

It was in San Andreas and IV you moron