LennonNL Posted September 8, 2013 Share Posted September 8, 2013 Pssh I thought of this sh*t years ago, it probably is in the game after all what the f*ck aint in the game ? What they really need to be doing but wont be is adding a rape button, say for example you press up on the D-Pad a menu like the weapon wheel pops up with different positions and holes and levels of intensity, and the Kamsutra for lazy people. Yeah I'm a pervert, hop the f*ck off my dick if you dont like it, fa**ot. You absolute crackhead... f*cking hell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reform Posted September 8, 2013 Share Posted September 8, 2013 And sometimes she should have a penis! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toshio_maxoS Posted September 8, 2013 Share Posted September 8, 2013 Interesting... like in South Park? xD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdHearted Posted September 8, 2013 Share Posted September 8, 2013 Pssh I thought of this sh*t years ago, it probably is in the game after all what the f*ck aint in the game ? What they really need to be doing but wont be is adding a rape button, say for example you press up on the D-Pad a menu like the weapon wheel pops up with different positions and holes and levels of intensity, and the Kamsutra for lazy people. Yeah I'm a pervert, hop the f*ck off my dick if you dont like it, fa**ot. You absolute crackhead... f*cking hell Crackhead? WTF is a absolute crackhead....How do you tranaslate that into American English ? Jock ? Superhero ? Boss ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LennonNL Posted September 8, 2013 Share Posted September 8, 2013 Pssh I thought of this sh*t years ago, it probably is in the game after all what the f*ck aint in the game ? What they really need to be doing but wont be is adding a rape button, say for example you press up on the D-Pad a menu like the weapon wheel pops up with different positions and holes and levels of intensity, and the Kamsutra for lazy people. Yeah I'm a pervert, hop the f*ck off my dick if you dont like it, fa**ot. You absolute crackhead... f*cking hell Crackhead? WTF is a absolute crackhead....How do you tranaslate that into American English ? Jock ? Superhero ? Boss ? Crackhead? Crack fiend. In other words, you are so f*cking weird my best guess is that you are on crack. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamieleng Posted September 8, 2013 Share Posted September 8, 2013 Yeah, I've heard this idea before. Also, bait cars. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CM_Kimmy Posted September 8, 2013 Share Posted September 8, 2013 I've got a raging hard-on just reading this thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THUNDER-TRUMP Posted September 8, 2013 Share Posted September 8, 2013 (edited) talk about getting your balls busted. Be funny if Tenpenny was the judge.I'll sh*t on you from such a height you'll think god has crapped on you. Edited September 8, 2013 by manntheftauto Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdHearted Posted September 8, 2013 Share Posted September 8, 2013 Pssh I thought of this sh*t years ago, it probably is in the game after all what the f*ck aint in the game ? What they really need to be doing but wont be is adding a rape button, say for example you press up on the D-Pad a menu like the weapon wheel pops up with different positions and holes and levels of intensity, and the Kamsutra for lazy people. Yeah I'm a pervert, hop the f*ck off my dick if you dont like it, fa**ot. You absolute crackhead... f*cking hell Crackhead? WTF is a absolute crackhead....How do you tranaslate that into American English ? Jock ? Superhero ? Boss ? Crackhead? Crack fiend. In other words, you are so f*cking weird my best guess is that you are on crack. Oh yeah.... My best guess is you wouldnt be calling me a f*cking crakhead to my face you f*cking tiny dick having English village pussy, I'd hit you so hard I'd turn your f*cking jaw into crack, plus what kind of fa**ot ass name is Lennon ? SMH like I said in my orginal post if you dont like what I said hop the f*ck off my dick, fa**ot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coolyfett Posted September 8, 2013 Share Posted September 8, 2013 How about sometimes when you pick a hooker up, she's an undercover cop and you get busted! It would make picking up hookers (and serial killing) a bit more interesting! What do you think? GTA4 could have had this, it was a missed opportunity IMO. Sounds interesting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cc27 Posted September 8, 2013 Share Posted September 8, 2013 Finally a thread involving hookers that isn't retarded, pathetic, or insanely immature. I think this would be funny as hell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nekkidhillbilly Posted September 8, 2013 Share Posted September 8, 2013 yes cause rape is worse than murder according to most people. granted in real life id never rape anything but most rapes are more of a drunken fling gone wrong. personally i had to choose between one of my female family members being alive and a rape victim or dead and not. i def rather have them around. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coolyfett Posted September 8, 2013 Share Posted September 8, 2013 How about sometimes when you pick a hooker up, she's an undercover cop and you get busted! It would make picking up hookers (and serial killing) a bit more interesting! What do you think? GTA4 could have had this, it was a missed opportunity IMO. I could see a fake street walker getting in your car, money is deducted from your account and then WAM automatic 3 stars. You can jump out of the car and try to escape or kill the undercover cop and it jumps to 5 stars for the full court press. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
serimos6 Posted September 8, 2013 Share Posted September 8, 2013 One of the best ideas presented on the forums, and all it needed was 1/4th of a paragraph to get the point across. +100 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Doe Posted September 8, 2013 Share Posted September 8, 2013 I can imagine Micheal being quite literlary f*cked over by some undercover cop, haha and get a wanted level, good topic O.P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LennonNL Posted September 8, 2013 Share Posted September 8, 2013 Pssh I thought of this sh*t years ago, it probably is in the game after all what the f*ck aint in the game ? What they really need to be doing but wont be is adding a rape button, say for example you press up on the D-Pad a menu like the weapon wheel pops up with different positions and holes and levels of intensity, and the Kamsutra for lazy people. Yeah I'm a pervert, hop the f*ck off my dick if you dont like it, fa**ot. You absolute crackhead... f*cking hell Crackhead? WTF is a absolute crackhead....How do you tranaslate that into American English ? Jock ? Superhero ? Boss ? Crackhead? Crack fiend. In other words, you are so f*cking weird my best guess is that you are on crack. Oh yeah.... My best guess is you wouldnt be calling me a f*cking crakhead to my face you f*cking tiny dick having English village pussy, I'd hit you so hard I'd turn your f*cking jaw into crack, plus what kind of fa**ot ass name is Lennon ? SMH like I said in my orginal post if you dont like what I said hop the f*ck off my dick, fa**ot. English village pussy?... wow Lennon is my surname Why you so mad? Flipped over nothing fa**ot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
modshateme Posted September 8, 2013 Share Posted September 8, 2013 LOL kinda funny because the cop would have to f*ck first, usually people only kill her after to get the $$ back Wrong! Cop wouldn't have to f*ck first. The minute you offer money for sex you'd get arrested in real life. So basically it'd be more like if you picked up a hooker drove somewhere to get it on, then when she says, "this is a good place" other cops move in and arrest you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hover_Mode Posted September 8, 2013 Share Posted September 8, 2013 Brilliant idea friend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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