JJD Posted September 8, 2013 Share Posted September 8, 2013 Im so glad strip clubs are back in gta it gives you the ability to have some female interaction (something I struggle with in the real world but thats another topic) and you can even touch them up a few times before getting kicked out. Anyone else excited about this feature? Hover_Mode 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leeoggy Posted September 8, 2013 Share Posted September 8, 2013 (edited) Im so glad strip clubs are back in gta it gives you the ability to have some female interaction (something I struggle with in the real world but thats another topic) and you can even touch them up a few times before getting kicked out. Anyone else excited about this feature? i never would have guessed that... Edited September 8, 2013 by leeoggy Noman1200 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stormingz Posted September 8, 2013 Share Posted September 8, 2013 You don't get out much do you? FarlzBarkley 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Veul Posted September 8, 2013 Share Posted September 8, 2013 Buy yourself a prostitute son, then comeback to this thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daviedv Posted September 8, 2013 Share Posted September 8, 2013 I won't be the kind of excited you mean... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeyB Posted September 8, 2013 Share Posted September 8, 2013 Im so glad strip clubs are back in gta it gives you the ability to have some female interaction (something I struggle with in the real world but thats another topic) and you can even touch them up a few times before getting kicked out. Anyone else excited about this feature? Great post. No, really. I now know I'm not the saddest person on the internet. YAY !! woootastic 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theodore93 Posted September 8, 2013 Share Posted September 8, 2013 I only wish they'd take it further. Like allowing you to drag them into an alley and rape them to death. That's one particular boundary I think R* should cross. I'd respect that. RobinTheBrave, wtf1v1meiwrecku and Moe36 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkFalcon95 Posted September 8, 2013 Share Posted September 8, 2013 I wonder what kind of food they have in strip clubs. threeno 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pizentu Posted September 8, 2013 Share Posted September 8, 2013 Twerk it!! Noman1200 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
subsonicdust Posted September 8, 2013 Share Posted September 8, 2013 (edited) I only wish they'd take it further. Like allowing you to drag them into an alley and rape them to death. Edited September 8, 2013 by subsonicdust Demoniku22 and RobinTheBrave 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krispen Whah Posted September 8, 2013 Share Posted September 8, 2013 "making it rain" > bowling with Roman RockstarGROUPIE 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HiddenStreet Posted September 8, 2013 Share Posted September 8, 2013 This is the most depressing thread I've ever read. The Made Man 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ACR Posted September 8, 2013 Share Posted September 8, 2013 I only wish they'd take it further. Like allowing you to drag them into an alley and rape them to death. That's one particular boundary I think R* should cross. I'd respect that. You could do that if there is human shield feature in the game, take her, cuff her, put her in the trunk of a car, drive to mount chiliad, take machete Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leeoggy Posted September 8, 2013 Share Posted September 8, 2013 I only wish they'd take it further. Like allowing you to drag them into an alley and rape them to death. That's one particular boundary I think R* should cross. I'd respect that. RockstarGROUPIE 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boozexlightyearxx Posted September 8, 2013 Share Posted September 8, 2013 Buy a prostitute in rl, son. Or you know get a gf? Reality > pixels.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Hat Posted September 8, 2013 Share Posted September 8, 2013 Strip Clubs in GTA V will save my internet bill.. If you know what i mean. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cinoy Posted September 8, 2013 Share Posted September 8, 2013 op is a phaggot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jameson312 Posted September 8, 2013 Share Posted September 8, 2013 op is a phaggot but you're worse Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ripped condom Posted September 8, 2013 Share Posted September 8, 2013 Im so glad strip clubs are back in gta it gives you the ability to have some female interaction (something I struggle with in the real world but thats another topic) and you can even touch them up a few times before getting kicked out. Anyone else excited about this feature? still a better love story than twilight trevorthebadass 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3mir Posted September 8, 2013 Share Posted September 8, 2013 (edited) This song in strip club for f*ck* sake Edited September 8, 2013 by 3mir Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhantomRoxas101 Posted September 8, 2013 Share Posted September 8, 2013 Lol maybe you should go on a dating website my friend, Black people meet. com or Eharmony.com, they're made to help people like you who suffer from loneliness Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LiGzz Posted September 8, 2013 Share Posted September 8, 2013 We've all spent unhealthy amounts of time talking about a game that was announced 2 years ago, the guy who's simply remarking on said game's content isn't the weird one. FarlzBarkley 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RisingLegend Posted September 8, 2013 Share Posted September 8, 2013 I'm genuinely happy for the OP. He will actually lose his virginity in the virtual strip club. Cinoy 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Made Man Posted September 8, 2013 Share Posted September 8, 2013 This is the most depressing thread I've ever read. Agreed... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OurMotherEarth Posted September 8, 2013 Share Posted September 8, 2013 you can touch them as many times as you want but if you get caught touching the strippers 3 times then you will get kicked out. Buy you some punani son! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thejoshualee Posted September 8, 2013 Share Posted September 8, 2013 A few things... First, if you think a video game strip club counts as female interaction then there are larger issues at stake here. Second, The internet is literally full of porn. You can't throw a dead cat from the back of a flatbed without hitting porn. If you want skin, you GOT skin- well pixilated skin anyway. Third, all this rape joking is... I don't know. I use to think rape was funny like, you know.. ha ha ha rape. But have you actually ever been raped? It's not very fun. It's like really not fun. Especially if what rapes you is some sort of dog creature. You..... tonight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cinoy Posted September 8, 2013 Share Posted September 8, 2013 op is a phaggot but you're worse and you're a loser Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madmodmakergtaiv Posted September 8, 2013 Share Posted September 8, 2013 (edited) Touching girls in real life will make you broke any way you look at it. Either you have to give them money and things or you will get slapped and thrown in jail. That's why it will be fun in gta:o and it looks great with the 3 touch limit. Will you be able grab some jiggely t&a? This is in the game so if you are hating on it or this topic you need to cancel your preorder then shoot yourself in the head. Edited September 8, 2013 by madmodmakergtaiv Hover_Mode 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JJD Posted September 8, 2013 Author Share Posted September 8, 2013 (edited) A few things... First, if you think a video game strip club counts as female interaction then there are larger issues at stake here. Second, The internet is literally full of porn. You can't throw a dead cat from the back of a flatbed without hitting porn. If you want skin, you GOT skin- well pixilated skin anyway. Third, all this rape joking is... I don't know. I use to think rape was funny like, you know.. ha ha ha rape. But have you actually ever been raped? It's not very fun. It's like really not fun. Especially if what rapes you is some sort of dog creature. You..... tonight. sounds like you have been raped and I dont feel sorry for you Edited September 8, 2013 by JJD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madmodmakergtaiv Posted September 8, 2013 Share Posted September 8, 2013 A few things... First, if you think a video game strip club counts as female interaction then there are larger issues at stake here. Second, The internet is literally full of porn. You can't throw a dead cat from the back of a flatbed without hitting porn. If you want skin, you GOT skin- well pixilated skin anyway. Third, all this rape joking is... I don't know. I use to think rape was funny like, you know.. ha ha ha rape. But have you actually ever been raped? It's not very fun. It's like really not fun. Especially if what rapes you is some sort of dog creature. You..... tonight. I've made a fun mod with groping and people say they didn't know they wanted it in game until they had it Hover_Mode 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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