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rela82me

10 Ways To Dump Your Girlfriend Before Gta V Arrives

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rudy

Best way to dump your girlfriend is to take a dump on your girlfriend.

 

You feel me?

Isn't that a sex activity?

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milkmansun

"Why are u so Ugly?"

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Emhyr

What if she dumps you first? There are a lot of girl gamers out there. :yawn:

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Node
Reality: None of you have a girlfriend to dump.

 

 

I have a Girlfriend and I'm not getting GTA V anytime soon.

If you'd rather spend time staring at a screen watching some polygons move around and not spend time with loved ones, well then, I bet you look like this:

 

WiOrI5O.jpg

 

Unless your Girlfriend looks like this, then you won't have to worry about juggling the two:

 

FrjPJvi.jpg

Edited by The_Sorrow

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rela82me

 

 

I have a Girlfriend and I'm not getting GTA V anytime soon.

If you'd rather spend time staring at a screen watching some polygons move around and not spend time with loved ones, well then, I bet you look like this:

 

WiOrI5O.jpg

 

Unless your Girlfriend looks like this, then you won't have to worry about juggling the two:

 

FrjPJvi.jpg

 

 

OOOoooh Okay, so if I like this game I am a virgin living alone with his parents? Thanks for opening my eyes... Your comment is so constructive and entertaining. Thank you. How do you have so much respect if this is how you act?

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Node

 

OOOoooh Okay, so if I like this game I am a virgin living alone with his parents? Thanks for opening my eyes... Your comment is so constructive and entertaining. Thank you. How do you have so much respect if this is how you act?

 

Soz fanboy.

 

Seriously though, it's fine to "like" a game but it gets serious when you consider shoving yourself away in a room for a week just because of said game.

Edited by The_Sorrow

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familyguy98

Why would you dump your girlfriend for a video game ?

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rela82me

 

Soz fanboy.

 

Seriously though, it's fine to "like" a game but it gets serious when you consider shoving yourself away in a room for a week just because of said game.

Soz bluetext,

 

Sorry if you have never enjoyed something that gives you such joy as some video games have brought me. It's pretty sad that you haven't been giddy for something like this before. I guess being a pretentious asshole really has it's drawbacks. No worries though, people tend to lie on this forum to make themselves seem "cool" but you're nothing more than what the internet deems a hipstroll.

 

Now I'm not going to "lock my self away for a week" and nor am I going to break up with my fiancee; in fact I probably wont get much playtime at all because I start a new job around then. The thread was meant for people who just wanted to joke around a bit about the game and having a girlfriend who is less than supportive. That's okay though continue being a douchebag if that is literally the only thing that makes you happy...

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Node

Soz bluetext,

 

Sorry if you have never enjoyed something that gives you such joy as some video games have brought me. It's pretty sad that you haven't been giddy for something like this before. I guess being a pretentious asshole really has it's drawbacks. No worries though, people tend to lie on this forum to make themselves seem "cool" but you're nothing more than what the internet deems a hipstroll.

 

Now I'm not going to "lock my self away for a week" and nor am I going to break up with my fiancee; in fact I probably wont get much playtime at all because I start a new job around then. The thread was meant for people who just wanted to joke around a bit about the game and having a girlfriend who is less than supportive. That's okay though continue being a douchebag if that is literally the only thing that makes you happy...

 

No need to get mardy.

 

Grab some tissues, wipe those eyes and suck on your dummy/pacifier.

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rela82me

 

No need to get mardy.

 

Grab some tissues, wipe those eyes and suck on your dummy/pacifier.

 

Oh I see what you did there, you cheeky bastard, see... Due to a lack of response or and intelligent rebuke you tell me to grow up! Ahh, you got me... I do however think this is getting stupid and non-constructive... So either you stay on topic or don't bother commenting your depressive babble.

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Eutyphro

1."I'm dumping you for GTA V!"

 

By far the best one.

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Cilogy

2. No amount of polygons can fix the fact that I have see your face a billion frames per second

 

 

This is genius.

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theonlytobyever

1. Get drunk, I mean hammered.

 

2. Drunk txt an ex

 

3. Leave phone unlocked where she can see

 

4. Let her dump you ;)

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Nun0567

I dont have a girlfriend, but if you have one and you're willing to dump her over a video game there's something wrong with you.

Edited by Nun0567

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rela82me

No one's dumping their girlfriend over the game is satirical humor.

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Crazyeighties

Source Article:http://www.illgaming.in/2013/09/10-grand-ways-to-dump-your-girlfriend-before-gta-v-arrives/

 

Anyway, I thought this was a funny read to hold people over for the wait. I know that my Fiancee is DREADING me getting this game. In an attempt to make this thread less useless and more fun; how do you expect to manage your relationship with your significant other while managing your relationship with Michael, Trevor, and Franklin?

 

Here is a breakdown of the list without descriptions:

 

 

So yeah it was a kind of lame list, what is a better one you can come up with? Here's mine:

10. You like none of my hobbies, sincerely video games are more entertaining than you are.

9. You're kind of a whore, one that I can't rob after giving you money.

8. You never let me go on killing sprees, why don't you just pull a Dumbledor and DIE!

7. I find your taste in pornography weak, we should see other people.

6. You bitch too much when I run over pedestrians, you're just mad because your only worth 10 pts.

5. Let's just say our relationship is like team deathmatch, sad part is you're on the other team

4. I'd totally switch to your character if you were in the game, as long as I can mute the ingame voice volume

3. I wish I was that yoga instructor... o.o

2. No amount of polygons can fix the fact that I have see your face a billion frames per second

1.Seriously bitch I'm going to the midnight release of GTA V, you will have another baby eventually... You're kinda a whore like that.

 

 

Haha, so that is my list; think of something funnier write it down.

 

 

This is what your so called girlfriends will do once you tell her your choosing a game over her. [url="http://youtu.be/fpSECSwW6D0/url]

Edited by Crazyeighties

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trip

Yeah...you need a new chick then.

 

My wife is looking forward to the release and riding along with the hype train. She called me today to say she saw the first bus wrapper ad for V and that she almost took a pic. She may have given up playing [most]AAA titles, but she still calls herself a gamer. There is a darn good chance she may show up in GTAO.

 

Side tip: When marrying a gamer keep in mind that they make for serious back seat gamers when they watch.

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Typhus

Just tell them to browse the Feminism tag on Tumblr and if you are a white male, the chances are you'll awake one morning to find your penis stitched to your eyelid, a condemnation of your racial privilege written in blood on the bathroom mirror and your girlfriend with her head in the oven because she can no longer live with the shame of being straight and able-bodied when so many disabled, obese, transgender lesbians of colour being discriminated against every day.

The upside is that you'll have plenty of time to play your little video game.

But the real moral is to never, ever go on Tumblr. Not even once.

Edited by Typhus

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HUGOHL

I dont have a girlfriend, but if you have one and you're willing to dump her over a video game there's something wrong with you.

Not really. If she is selfish enough to take your whole time, stopping you from doing your own activities, screw her. I think it's rather stupid to hold back your real urges and passions just because a girlfriend is more important than a videogame according to society.

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GTA_stu

It's hard to dump someone when they don't even know that they're your girlfriend. I guess I'll only send her 4 pubic hairs this week though, instead of the usual 10, she'll know something's up then. Then the following week when I kill her dog and write "it's over!" using it's entrails, it won't come as that much of a shock because I'll have let her down easy with the hint the previous week.

 

It's all in the subtlety.

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familyguy98

Seriously thoo when u choose watching three assholes run around like dumbf*cks over tapping your lady in the asset nice and good and hard.... you are a homosexual, fa**ot, bitch that needs to get laid....

~enough said~

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Finn 7 five 11

Well I suppose her corpse has been down in the basement for a while now, So I suppose dumping her before GTAV releases would be a good idea.

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Crokey

"I've been shagging your sister"

"But my sister died in a car crash 2 years ago"

"Exactly"

 

That'll get rid of her.

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HUGOHL

Well I suppose her corpse has been down in the basement for a while now, So I suppose dumping her before GTAV releases would be a good idea.

I agree. No one wants that horrible smell while playing GTA V, it would ruin the experience. And the gf isn't really that valuable, there are a lot of graveyards without much vigilance.

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Papi Chulo

If I dump my girl whose gon roll my joints when I play GTA V? :v:

Edited by Papi-Chulo

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GTA_stu

If I dump my girl whose gon roll my joints when I play GTA V? :v:

 

Your feet. They can also take care of other things that your girlfriend normally would... if you're flexible enough.

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Lucky Pickle

GTA is the only V is need this year.

REPLY OF THE YEAR , you sir deserve a cookie.

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Gnocchi Flip Flops

It's over! I'm into pixalated women now.

I have a Girlfriend and I'm not getting GTA V anytime soon.

If you'd rather spend time staring at a screen watching some polygons move around and not spend time with loved ones, well then, I bet you look like this:

 

WiOrI5O.jpg

 

Unless your Girlfriend looks like this, then you won't have to worry about juggling the two:

 

FrjPJvi.jpg

 

*clap clap* good for you, here's a cookie. :cookie: This thread is for fun, kay? And your statement is false. Sometimes rather have some alone time from loved ones and within some of that time I like to play videogames. Not fat either, not feeling lonely either.

Edited by StingrayX

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Vercetti27

"I'm sorry my love, but now I have to go back - TO MY HOME PLANET"!

 

..."are you dumping me for GTA"?

"Yep"

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Smokin Shadowz

That'll do pig, that'll do.

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