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rela82me

10 Ways To Dump Your Girlfriend Before Gta V Arrives

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rela82me

Source Article:http://www.illgaming.in/2013/09/10-grand-ways-to-dump-your-girlfriend-before-gta-v-arrives/

 

Anyway, I thought this was a funny read to hold people over for the wait. I know that my Fiancee is DREADING me getting this game. In an attempt to make this thread less useless and more fun; how do you expect to manage your relationship with your significant other while managing your relationship with Michael, Trevor, and Franklin?

 

Here is a breakdown of the list without descriptions:

10. "When I fell in love you were yourself, now you're turning into your mom"

9. "You're a FREAK! Go see a doctor."

8."I'm making love to your ex room-mate. Talk to you later"

7."I'm dumping you because you make the worlds worst salad."

6."Who was that guy on the phone? THAT's IT!"

5."I'm hurt that you don't like Grindhouse. It's over."

4."You were supposed to call me earlier this week! It's over!"

3.I'm on the path of discovering my true purpose and am leaving the material world behind forever.

2."You don't treat our dog well, how can you treat me?"

1."I'm dumping you for GTA V!"

 

 

So yeah it was a kind of lame list, what is a better one you can come up with? Here's mine:

10. You like none of my hobbies, sincerely video games are more entertaining than you are.

9. You're kind of a whore, one that I can't rob after giving you money.

8. You never let me go on killing sprees, why don't you just pull a Dumbledor and DIE!

7. I find your taste in pornography weak, we should see other people.

6. You bitch too much when I run over pedestrians, you're just mad because your only worth 10 pts.

5. Let's just say our relationship is like team deathmatch, sad part is you're on the other team

4. I'd totally switch to your character if you were in the game, as long as I can mute the ingame voice volume

3. I wish I was that yoga instructor... o.o

2. No amount of polygons can fix the fact that I have see your face a billion frames per second

1.Seriously bitch I'm going to the midnight release of GTA V, you will have another baby eventually... You're kinda a whore like that.

 

 

Haha, so that is my list; think of something funnier write it down.

 

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GTAFan20

1."I'm dumping you for GTA V!"

Enough said!

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rela82me

1."I'm dumping you for GTA V!"

Enough said!

 

There has to be a finesse when you dumb a woman for such a good game ;)

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NexusLordNova

This made my morning.

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rela82me

This made my morning.

I aim to please!

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Ekoms

If I could f*ck you with my controller I would, but I'm not putting my controller in that expired roast beef.

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Ben73

All I am going to say to her is.

"Im going to play GTA V for a while. After that we will go out for dinner to a nice resturant and then Ill bring you home and have sex with you"

 

Im not a freak that will change my life due to a video game, no matter how good the game will be.

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lhreetegs

Tell her "Gta V is more important than you"

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rela82me

All I am going to say to her is.

"Im going to play GTA V for a while. After that we will go out for dinner to a nice resturant and then Ill bring you home and have sex with you"

 

Im not a freak that will change my life due to a video game, no matter how good the game will be.

Obviously, this is just for fun...

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Daviedv

"That's not how your sister does that"

 

Done.

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rela82me

My girl is the last thing one would consider a gamer

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AtomicPunk

If any woman comes between a man and his GTA:

 

Just kill'er and bury her in the backyard. I'm kidding I'm kidding. That'd be the first place the cops would look so throw that bit*h in the river!! :colgate:

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GTA564

1."I'm dumping you for GTA V!"

Enough said!

 

There has to be a finesse when you dumb a woman for such a good game ;)

 

LOL :lol:

Edited by GTA564

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Joe Reddit

WHY would you do such a terrible thing?

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Innovention

Oh, the irony.

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lt_yao

Don't need no girlfriend with all this respect.

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The GTA Guy

"That's not how your sister does that"

 

Done.

LOL, that'd work!

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zzmorg82

This made my morning.

Same. xD

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UltimateVenom

Makes me glad I don't have to worry about this sort of thing...

 

I can satisfy my wife, so she has no problem with me playing video games in my spare time.

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Crazyeighties

Your gril friend will say you love that G-damn game more then you love her I'm leaving then she will take your game out if the system put it in her pocket so she could enjoy this smashing your systems to little fragments of what it once was then she will walk out side throw the game on the ground put a bag of dog droppings on top of the disc make sure there is more then enough lighter fluid to finnish the job then you will see a spark of a lighter and then you won't have a game or a system to play on and your GF would have left you

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SlappyPwnsAss

Reality: None of you have a girlfriend to dump.

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Ultim8 Z0mb13

GTA is the only V is need this year.

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high91

Arent i lucky i have a gamer girlfriend :) i got nothing to worry about, my gf understands that i like playing my xbox and also she does too :) besides she is the one who ordered gta 5 se for me <3

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roiegat

I have to say I'm a very lucky man. My wife is very understanding of this. Since GTA 3 I've gone to midnight release parties and have taken off a day to get into the game. This year I'm taking two days off to enjoy GTA 5 when it releases. I have my basement set up so I'll have a fridge here, I have a futon to take naps on, and my wife will ocassionally check on me to make sure I'm still alive. She's going to keep my two young daughters from coming down.

 

Of course, I'll have to get her something special when it's all said and done - but I'm a very lucky guy. Hope some of you have support team as good as mine.

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UltimateVenom

I have to say I'm a very lucky man. My wife is very understanding of this. Since GTA 3 I've gone to midnight release parties and have taken off a day to get into the game. This year I'm taking two days off to enjoy GTA 5 when it releases. I have my basement set up so I'll have a fridge here, I have a futon to take naps on, and my wife will ocassionally check on me to make sure I'm still alive. She's going to keep my two young daughters from coming down.

 

Of course, I'll have to get her something special when it's all said and done - but I'm a very lucky guy. Hope some of you have support team as good as mine.

 

+1 here mate, my wife and I... "scratch each others backs" lol, she has her interest, I have mine, when they don't overlap, we try to help each other out.

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Jackal.

Best way to dump your girlfriend is to take a dump on your girlfriend.

 

You feel me?

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Kratos2000

I have to say I'm a very lucky man. My wife is very understanding of this. Since GTA 3 I've gone to midnight release parties and have taken off a day to get into the game. This year I'm taking two days off to enjoy GTA 5 when it releases. I have my basement set up so I'll have a fridge here, I have a futon to take naps on, and my wife will ocassionally check on me to make sure I'm still alive. She's going to keep my two young daughters from coming down.

 

Of course, I'll have to get her something special when it's all said and done - but I'm a very lucky guy. Hope some of you have support team as good as mine.

 

A basement? a goddamn fridge just because you won't go out for two days? wife that "occasionally checks in"?

Please confirm if a joke or not, it sounds really sad and creepy.

Edited by Kratos2000

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Guns N R0se

 

8. You never let me go on killing sprees, why don't you just pull a Dumbledor and DIE!

 

 

I like this one.

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ExtremoMania

Reality: None of you have a girlfriend to dump.

But someone has indeed a girlfriend. :sly:

 

And why would I even dump my girlfriend on a game. In the end it's only a game, no need to choose for.

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RoadRunner71

Girls don't like thermodynamic laws. Tell her the following and you will success in getting rid of her.

 

 

Edited by RoadRunner71

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