The No FAP thread to end all No FAP threads

[universetwisters]

I seriously have to stop fapping. I mean, legit. Everytime I wake up in the morning, I start going at it, and once I'm done, I just lay in bed for at least ten minutes. Waste of f*cking time and it's even worse on school mornings, where I have to wake up early and get ready to catch the bus.

[mr quick]

I seriously have to stop fapping. I mean, legit. Everytime I wake up in the morning, I start going at it, and once I'm done, I just lay in bed for at least ten minutes. Waste of f*cking time and it's even worse on school mornings, where I have to wake up early and get ready to catch the bus.

I've lost so many buses to the cruel mistress that is masturbation. Every day I say "Not today!", but yet somehow I end up doing it anyway. I feel disgusting

[universetwisters]

 

I seriously have to stop fapping. I mean, legit. Everytime I wake up in the morning, I start going at it, and once I'm done, I just lay in bed for at least ten minutes. Waste of f*cking time and it's even worse on school mornings, where I have to wake up early and get ready to catch the bus.

I've lost so many buses to the cruel mistress that is masturbation. Every day I say "Not today!", but yet somehow I end up doing it anyway. I feel disgusting

 

It's an awful feeling. Especially when you're feeling all good when you're doing it, and once you finish, you end up feeling like sh*t.

[mr quick]

 

 

I seriously have to stop fapping. I mean, legit. Everytime I wake up in the morning, I start going at it, and once I'm done, I just lay in bed for at least ten minutes. Waste of f*cking time and it's even worse on school mornings, where I have to wake up early and get ready to catch the bus.

I've lost so many buses to the cruel mistress that is masturbation. Every day I say "Not today!", but yet somehow I end up doing it anyway. I feel disgusting

 

It's an awful feeling. Especially when you're feeling all good when you're doing it, and once you finish, you end up feeling like sh*t.

 

It has gotten to the point where even as I'm doing it I think "why would I do this"

[universetwisters]

 

 

 

I seriously have to stop fapping. I mean, legit. Everytime I wake up in the morning, I start going at it, and once I'm done, I just lay in bed for at least ten minutes. Waste of f*cking time and it's even worse on school mornings, where I have to wake up early and get ready to catch the bus.

I've lost so many buses to the cruel mistress that is masturbation. Every day I say "Not today!", but yet somehow I end up doing it anyway. I feel disgusting

 

It's an awful feeling. Especially when you're feeling all good when you're doing it, and once you finish, you end up feeling like sh*t.

 

It has gotten to the point where even as I'm doing it I think "why would I do this"

 

That's happened to me oodles of times. You feel so disgraceful and ashamed of yourself after doing it, you just want to ball up and cry.

[98 in 1]

 

QUOTE (Otter @ Monday, Sep 2 2013, 19:18) I'm just gonna leave this here.

 

http://news.menshealth.com/masturbate-every-day/2011/12/29/

Stroke dicks everyday.

 

Made my day.

[Cyraxx]

For every site you find that says you shouldn't, you can find one that says you should once a day..

Too much conflicting information for me, but f*ck it, count me in I guess.

[ChumCrumpet]

I honestly don't care if you people touch yourselves.

 

 

 

 

But Jesus does...

[Reaper Madness]

Even gay people are saying this is the gayest sh*t they have ever seen.

[orbitalraindrops]

Lol I made it 3 weeks. It killed my libido. Like I had none whatsoever. Weird as f*ck. When I did do it, semen was yellow and chunky. YELLOW and CHUNKY!!!

[Shyabang Shyabang]

So parents should introduce their kids to porn at an early age?

[Boxman108]

I don't get this at all. Most times I've just stopped have coincided with times I've been depressed and apathetic in general, and it never helped there at all. It has no large bearing on how I feel one way or the other, so I see little point in deliberately not masturbating.

[Blastoise1994]

thisr tiedeads its so gooddf it sfd ofgpog to maake so poekeopel feeles sos poskpmuhc besttesdr...

sh*t, sorry, my fingers kept slipping. I forgot to clean up.

 

In all seriousness, I've heard masturbation actually helps prevent prostate cancer so... Yeah, enjoy that abstinence there, Billy.

[GTA_fear]

I regret not having come across NoFap earlier... Like, at least 2 or 3 years earlier.

 

I see I even posted in this thread in 2013 and, well, nothing's changed. Still struggling with this. So I decided to give NoFap a try.

 

What most people in this thread seemed to think is that this "movement" is against masturbating, when it's really not. It's against porn, because porn has basically become an addiction for so many people. I can relate literally to at least 90% of things people in these NoFap videos and NoFap forums say and describe.

 

Fu*k, guys, wish me luck.

[Gummy]

Yeah, good luck.

 

*fap fap*

[Sasuke Uzumaki]

I remember one time I fapped three times in a row. Holy sh*t it sucked, I was. sweating like crazy and the payoff wasn't even great.

[Reformed Squid]

17 years of NoFap and still going strong

[American Viking]

The sh*t I find on this forum never ceases to amaze me.

[Andreaz1]

Oh goody, this is back. Was it really that long ago? I can still remember it from the first time around.

[Jolly Swagman]

I don't know why but for some reason this thread creeps me out more than one filled with detailed descriptions of jerking off would. It's like a discussion that's a cross between those weirdo dads that go to "Purity Balls" with their daughters except you're doing it to yourselves and an narcotics anonymous meeting where everyone's like a week into quiting but still addicted as f*ck and fiending for smack but instead of drugs its jerking off. What ever floats (or maybe in this case, sinks) your boat though

17 years of NoFap and still going strong

Seriously bro give it a go, it will mess you up not having a crack.

Edited July 3, 2015 by Jolly Swagman

[Claptrap NL]

Why would you fap if you can f*ck?

[Dottie]

Why would you fap if you can f*ck?

you see then you gotta deal with all this nonsense n talkin n cleanin. Too much work

[Ciaran]

[unbid]

Why would you fap if you can f*ck?

Not all countries legalize free sex, my child.

[Kirsty]

Why would you need to even challenge yourself not to do it? I mean, have you no self control? Or are all contributors to this topic teenagers?

[Jolly Swagman]

Why would you need to even challenge yourself not to do it? I mean, have you no self control? Or are all contributors to this topic teenagers?

[paperbagdude]

I remember one time I fapped three times in a row. Holy sh*t it sucked, I was. sweating like crazy and the payoff wasn't even great.

I can definitely relate to that. Once did it 2 times in a row and then 4 times more later that day.

 

It felt like my dick was falling off. Oh well, at least I didn't ejaculate too soon the 4th time.

[Affalterbach]

Every guy faps. I have a GF who does it for me, but i still do it to myself as well. My hand is just gorgeous lol.

[Claptrap NL]

 

Why would you fap if you can f*ck?

you see then you gotta deal with all this nonsense n talkin n cleanin. Too much work

 

I had the perfect picture for this to reply but can't find it.

 

Why would you fap if you can f*ck?

Not all countries legalize free sex, my child.

 

So you must pay to have sex with your girl/wife? I feel sad for your country.

[Fonz]

If you have to actively wrestle with yourself not to jack off, leaving the basement might be in order. Holy sh*t...