bowling...? Posted August 22, 2013 Share Posted August 22, 2013 Does it count as masturbation if I thrust into my hand? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
E•MO•TION Posted August 22, 2013 Share Posted August 22, 2013 Challenge Accepted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jatiger13 Posted August 22, 2013 Share Posted August 22, 2013 I'm gonna purpose a new Game rating system, instead of age it should be IQ. I bet most people in these forums wouldn't be eligible to play any game in their whole life. What the hell is wrong with these stupid threads... this can't come from mature/ adult people, just can't, dammit not even an ape would write sht like this if he knew how to. Freaking unbelievable. Are you saying that black people can't write? Ur a racist Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rixsta Posted August 22, 2013 Share Posted August 22, 2013 My fiance may not agree with the idea. But sure why the hell not. Bring it on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
black_benz Posted August 22, 2013 Share Posted August 22, 2013 Can you say blue balls? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IslaVista Posted August 22, 2013 Author Share Posted August 22, 2013 (edited) I'm gonna purpose a new Game rating system, instead of age it should be IQ. I bet most people in these forums wouldn't be eligible to play any game in their whole life. What the hell is wrong with these stupid threads... this can't come from mature/ adult people, just can't, dammit not even an ape would write sht like this if he knew how to. Freaking unbelievable. Relax man. Have a good laugh, maybe even try it out just for the hell of it. Not hurtin anybody Also, I have a IB Diploma from HS and I currently am going into UCLA with a Navy ROTC Scholarship. Signed up and have been accepted for aviation school in hopes to become a fighter pilot. If they rated the game on IQ levels, trust me, I'd still be here. Edited August 22, 2013 by IslaVista Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Durden Posted August 22, 2013 Share Posted August 22, 2013 Idk about that. It may be possible to not masturbate until V releases, but what if we get any juicy info before Sep 17? If R* releases some secy pics, idk if I can resist. The GTAV Launch Trailer is gonna be on the homepage of Brazzers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jpalmer2004 Posted August 22, 2013 Share Posted August 22, 2013 I went a week once. I hit myself in the neck. I cant go more than 3 days. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaster Posted August 22, 2013 Share Posted August 22, 2013 Please dont fapfap or sex you are spoiling your body and mind, sex is only for procreation. If you dont fap or have sex, your body will recycle your semen and will go up to your brain and nerves nourishing them. You will become happy full of peace and bright with a clever mind. That energy is called ojas in sanskrit. Please try it for a couple of month and you will see the truth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XxxWestSideXxx Posted August 22, 2013 Share Posted August 22, 2013 I'm gonna purpose a new Game rating system, instead of age it should be IQ. I bet most people in these forums wouldn't be eligible to play any game in their whole life. What the hell is wrong with these stupid threads... this can't come from mature/ adult people, just can't, dammit not even an ape would write sht like this if he knew how to. Freaking unbelievable. Relax man. Have a good laugh, maybe even try it out just for the hell of it. Not hurtin anybody Also, I have a IB Diploma from HS and I currently am going into UCLA with a Navy ROTC Scholarship. Signed up and have been accepted for aviation school in hopes to become a fighter pilot. If they rated the game on IQ levels, trust me, I'd still be here. Yeah I just graduated, and going to St johns univ up in NYC all the way from Detroit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Durden Posted August 22, 2013 Share Posted August 22, 2013 Please dont fapfap or sex you are spoiling your body and mind, sex is only for procreation. If you dont fap or have sex, your body will recycle your semen and will go up to your brain and nerves nourishing them. You will become happy full of peace and bright with a clever mind. That energy is called ojas in sanskrit. Please try it for a couple of month and you will see the truth So that's why us teenagers are so stupid, perverted, and slow... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gnocchi Flip Flops Posted August 22, 2013 Share Posted August 22, 2013 This could be easy for me. I couldn't really get into fapping as I think its sort of... just doesn't suit me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CDT_boss Posted August 22, 2013 Share Posted August 22, 2013 Well... Seeing as I just came back from having a quickie with my girlfriend I don't see that happening, I can't stop myself when I'm close to her booty!v Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AEJY Posted August 22, 2013 Share Posted August 22, 2013 am right now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Zoidburg Posted August 22, 2013 Share Posted August 22, 2013 You people have absolutely zero dignity or shame. It's like a bunch of f*ckin chimps somehow posting on a forum. Soon you will all be craping in your hands and throwing it around your parents house. The should change the forum name from "GTA Forums" to "Forums of the Apes". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Goldcard Posted August 22, 2013 Share Posted August 22, 2013 HOW IS THIS sh*t NOT LOCKED??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Durden Posted August 22, 2013 Share Posted August 22, 2013 You people have absolutely zero dignity or shame. It's like a bunch of f*ckin chimps somehow posting on a forum. Soon you will all be craping in your hands and throwing it around your parents house. The should change the forum name from "GTA Forums" to "Forums of the Apes". Here, Zoidburg. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVLG Posted August 22, 2013 Share Posted August 22, 2013 Stares at post, wonders what is going on with the 21st century The average IQ dropped to lvl 69. That's what happened. I miss the times when it was OVER 9000!! More like negative 69. Its at the point where people don't even know what IQ stands for.. ONTOPIC: Does it sound weird if another guy is fapping you, but at the same time your fapping him, while also holding his hand that happens to be fapping you? No? I'm in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
enjoithepain Posted August 22, 2013 Share Posted August 22, 2013 Idk about that. It may be possible to not masturbate until V releases, but what if we get any juicy info before Sep 17? If R* releases some secy pics, idk if I can resist. The GTAV Launch Trailer is gonna be on the homepage of Brazzers. I wouldn't try to resist it bro. You wouldn't want it building up and causing an explosion of your penis on the 17th. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Durden Posted August 22, 2013 Share Posted August 22, 2013 Idk about that. It may be possible to not masturbate until V releases, but what if we get any juicy info before Sep 17? If R* releases some secy pics, idk if I can resist. The GTAV Launch Trailer is gonna be on the homepage of Brazzers. I wouldn't try to resist it bro. You wouldn't want it building up and causing an explosion of your penis on the 17th. What if I told you, I already got it surgically removed at the age of 8? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burner Posted August 22, 2013 Share Posted August 22, 2013 What the absolute f*ck?! I mean WHAT. THE. f*ck. did I just read. I imagine that most of you are teenagers.. Which I was too when I joined the forum ..over a decade ago. And being married to a hot wife, I cannot relate to this topic or most of you who do relate to it. Even back when I joined, I think I was just starting to date her, so fapping wasn't really an issue for me. I...uh... just really don't know what to say, I have lost my train of thought and don't know where I was going with anything I said before now. I am beyond baffled at the op for this post. I am too old and too drunk for this kind of sh*t, I'm getting off the computer to watch squidbillies on Adult swim. May God have mercy on you, and if you do not succeed in holding in your baby batter until GTAV is released, may you not go blind. I feel dirty just having replied to this topic. Jesus Christ.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVLG Posted August 22, 2013 Share Posted August 22, 2013 I went a week once. I hit myself in the neck. I cant go more than 3 days. When I was 13-17 I hit myself in the neck, hair, the wall 10 feet behind me.... The ceiling... Everyday ... Still do half the time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G D Posted August 22, 2013 Share Posted August 22, 2013 (edited) Stares at post, wonders what is going on with the 21st century The average IQ dropped to lvl 69. That's what happened. I miss the times when it was OVER 9000!! ONTOPIC: Does it sound weird if another guy is fapping you, but at the same time your fapping him, while also holding his hand that happens to be fapping you? No? If this doesn't make it in the Gtaf thread simulator, I'm gonna kill hyena. (The one who makes it) Edited August 22, 2013 by gdsaqqq Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kjax39 Posted August 22, 2013 Share Posted August 22, 2013 I'm already on a 90-day no porn challenge. I'm a little over a month in and I literally feel better in every aspect of my life lol. Hooking up with girls much more consistently too. But yeah, I definitely won't fap before the release. Check this video out guys, it's worth it, I promise. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaRkL3AD3R Posted August 22, 2013 Share Posted August 22, 2013 Damn near pissed myself at how good this one was! Perfect dude Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doutee7 Posted August 22, 2013 Share Posted August 22, 2013 Any time I don't fap for a long time I end up doing it while i'm dreaming then I wake up all wet. Does this happen to any of you guys? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
qweqwu Posted August 22, 2013 Share Posted August 22, 2013 Hahaha, never thought gta 5 would lead to thousands and thousands of bollocks to explode all over the world. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NAVIHEYLISTEN Posted August 22, 2013 Share Posted August 22, 2013 Sign me up to the nofappathon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G D Posted August 22, 2013 Share Posted August 22, 2013 Hahaha, never thought gta 5 would lead to thousands and thousands of bollocks to explode all over the world. Ha, this is like talking about the weather. It's just GTAForums being... GTAForums. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrSpooge Posted August 22, 2013 Share Posted August 22, 2013 This thread isn't really that mature.. Who made this a 15 Year Old? Who's commenting? 20+ Year Olds never got laid and need to fake there bullsh*t.. K. f*ck this thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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