IslaVista Posted August 21, 2013 Share Posted August 21, 2013 (edited) Evening gents! Alright, so back when I was really into the weight lifting game I'd take long breaks from sex/fapping. There's supposedly a lot of health benefits to stop fapping for awhile, also it's pretty difficult. It also seems to help with attaining women. "What happens when you drop a male rat into a cage with a receptive female rat? First, you see a frenzy of copulation. Then, progressively, the male tires of that particular female. Even if she wants more, he has had enough. However, replace the original female with a fresh one, and the male immediately revives and gallantly struggles to fertilize her." ^ That's what is happening to you when you constantly watch porn. Every click of the mouse is another female that you mentally mated. Repeat this for 10 videos, 10 partners ... and all of a sudden you have no urge/motivation to pass on your genes via clappping real cheeks. SO! No fapping, No Edging, NO sex, and No porn UNTIL GTA V! Let's see how many of you guys can do it. Idk about you guys, but Imma be blue ballin' my way to GTA V. ALSO: This is a good watch on it. Edited August 22, 2013 by IslaVista Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frantz Fuchs Posted August 21, 2013 Share Posted August 21, 2013 Time to take a break. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NickatNite89 Posted August 21, 2013 Share Posted August 21, 2013 The f*ck? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wwinterj Posted August 21, 2013 Share Posted August 21, 2013 To late. My hand does it better than a woman ever could. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cbiscuit93 Posted August 21, 2013 Share Posted August 21, 2013 I was masturbating when I opened this thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MetalMilitia Posted August 21, 2013 Share Posted August 21, 2013 Im acutally gonna give it a try Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clamyo Posted August 21, 2013 Share Posted August 21, 2013 Challenge Accepted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
podyx Posted August 21, 2013 Share Posted August 21, 2013 lol. i dont get why people think that is so hard? i could easy be without sex, porn w/e for a year Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gedmundo Posted August 21, 2013 Share Posted August 21, 2013 I dunno. With all those penises in game I've been hearing about, I might have to play and fap at the same time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IslaVista Posted August 21, 2013 Author Share Posted August 21, 2013 I dunno. With all those penises in game I've been hearing about, I might have to play and fap at the same time. Oh gosh hahahahaha. That's a given.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Troll_Hunter Posted August 21, 2013 Share Posted August 21, 2013 WTF did I just read? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SamanthaLois Posted August 21, 2013 Share Posted August 21, 2013 not a single problem for me i just get myself licked that aint fappin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EvilFuture Posted August 21, 2013 Share Posted August 21, 2013 Uhm....... OK Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
98 in 1 Posted August 21, 2013 Share Posted August 21, 2013 not a single problem for me i just get myself licked that aint fappin Alrighty then Elastagirl. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
podyx Posted August 21, 2013 Share Posted August 21, 2013 not a single problem for me i just get myself licked that aint fappin .jpg or didnt happen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Omnifarious Posted August 21, 2013 Share Posted August 21, 2013 Well, as seeing as how I don't masturbate anyways, I'll place a 1 million pound bet on myself, that there shall be no fapping till Septempter 17th. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamesGTAV Posted August 21, 2013 Share Posted August 21, 2013 I already did a 35 day no-fapathon for testicular cancer a few months ago. For the cure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
haarp Posted August 21, 2013 Share Posted August 21, 2013 not a single problem for me i just get myself licked that aint fappin I've been fapping to your avatar a few times, I hope you're really a female Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krist075 Posted August 21, 2013 Share Posted August 21, 2013 Lol not gonna happen. 1 week max! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RATODOPORAO Posted August 21, 2013 Share Posted August 21, 2013 not a single problem for me i just get myself licked that aint fappin you get yourself f*cked by a horse Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IslaVista Posted August 21, 2013 Author Share Posted August 21, 2013 Once the game is out I dunno if I'll even have time to fap. I'll likely just bust a nut by touchin the disk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheOnlySargent Posted August 21, 2013 Share Posted August 21, 2013 Challenge accep...failed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamesGTAV Posted August 21, 2013 Share Posted August 21, 2013 not a single problem for me i just get myself licked that aint fappin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RLebron12 Posted August 21, 2013 Share Posted August 21, 2013 Their is no way in hell I can go that long with out some type of sexual pleasure. I think if you can do that you have a problem and may not be a man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sirpepperoni Posted August 21, 2013 Share Posted August 21, 2013 not a single problem for me i just get myself licked that aint fappin 69? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Outplug Posted August 21, 2013 Share Posted August 21, 2013 Alright, I'll take you on that. I'll say when I next fap. 26 days to go. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SamanthaLois Posted August 21, 2013 Share Posted August 21, 2013 not a single problem for me i just get myself licked that aint fappin hahahaha i find this so funny! made my day Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Elvis Posted August 21, 2013 Share Posted August 21, 2013 The real question is: Who the f*ck faps? Unless you're a lonely and bitter male with no common sense you SHOULDN'T be fapping. Before you give me the usual "It's a teenager thing" I've resisted many years of even considering the option of doing it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.kiwi_4 Posted August 21, 2013 Share Posted August 21, 2013 I honestly don't think I could go 25 days without sex considering when I go to bed, my girlfriend nestles her warm, soft, firm ass cheeks against my groin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
podyx Posted August 21, 2013 Share Posted August 21, 2013 The real question is: Who the f*ck faps? Unless you're a lonely and bitter male with no common sense you SHOULDN'T be fapping. Before you give me the usual "It's a teenager thing" I've resisted many years of even considering the option of doing it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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