Ambient_ Posted August 19, 2013 Share Posted August 19, 2013 Ok, I've had this issue for years now, but whenever I use the toilet (be it public or personal) my dick sits on the toilet seat or hangs down into the bowl and hits the side. Does anybody else get this disgusting issue? I hate it, whenever I'm taking a dump my knob hangs down and touches the dirty toilet. What do you guys do to avoid this? THIS IS A SERIOUS THREAD, NO SILLY POSTS! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shah Sam Posted August 19, 2013 Share Posted August 19, 2013 You ungrateful bastard! Yes, you know what I'm talking about. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OchyGTA Posted August 19, 2013 Share Posted August 19, 2013 Man I know exactly what you're talking about. Most of the time my dick is submerged in the bowl and when I flush, it gets sucked down the pipe. It's really painful. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 19, 2013 Share Posted August 19, 2013 I was expecting some deranged person asking for someone to co-ordinate with their sexual fantasy involving a toilet seat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trund Posted August 19, 2013 Share Posted August 19, 2013 Yeah, that's an interesting story, especially the part of it hanging on a toilet seat in a PUBLIC toilet. I'd really get that thing checked right after. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoadRunner71 Posted August 19, 2013 Share Posted August 19, 2013 I know that feel bro. My dick is that big that I have to put it in the sink while I'm in the the toilet seat so it doesn't submerge in the water. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nun0567 Posted August 19, 2013 Share Posted August 19, 2013 Hold it with your hand/ put it over your leg or just have a boner. If you cant do any of those options you can always use a condom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Distrom Posted August 19, 2013 Share Posted August 19, 2013 I know that feel bro. My dick is that big that I have to put it in the sink while I'm in the the toilet seat so it doesn't submerge in the water. Meh..my dick is so big, they made a movie about it, but they had to cut it in half, so it could fit in the disc. OP, That's why I don't use public toilets when I take a dump. I feel you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedDagger Posted August 19, 2013 Share Posted August 19, 2013 I just tuck it in my pocket whilst taking a dump, it's not a hassle. If it's erect then I hold it between my shoulder and head like a phone, sometimes I even pretend I'm phoning my two lemons because I'm sure they're lonely down there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tacymist Posted August 19, 2013 Share Posted August 19, 2013 Just bring a dickstand with you. When you go to take a dump, just prop it up on that and you're good to go. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Killerdude Posted August 19, 2013 Share Posted August 19, 2013 take a bit of toilet paper, put it down where your dick would sit on top, Place dick on toilet paper padding. Disgusting sh*t solved, Works for me all the time. OR Take a Hover dump. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ambient_ Posted August 19, 2013 Author Share Posted August 19, 2013 take a bit of toilet paper, put it down where your dick would sit on top, Place dick on toilet paper padding. Disgusting sh*t solved, Works for me all the time. OR Take a Hover dump. I tried that but it got stuck to the end and burned so I don't want to try it again, thankyou anyway, it's a good thing that it works for you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kiffster Posted August 19, 2013 Share Posted August 19, 2013 Yeah i know what ya mean OP. Toilets were not designed with the penis in mind. I mean when guys stand, you have to aim, and that doesn't always go as planned. And when guys sit, more problems. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Killerdude Posted August 19, 2013 Share Posted August 19, 2013 take a bit of toilet paper, put it down where your dick would sit on top, Place dick on toilet paper padding. Disgusting sh*t solved, Works for me all the time. OR Take a Hover dump. I tried that but it got stuck to the end and burned so I don't want to try it again, thankyou anyway, it's a good thing that it works for you. Have you tried the hover dump? Little physical exertion involved, but you never touch the toilet! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M_Roc Posted August 19, 2013 Share Posted August 19, 2013 Lol.. Wow. Small dick alert! I have to tie mine too my leg just the walk.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I<3GTAV Posted August 19, 2013 Share Posted August 19, 2013 I can't go to the bathroom in public because I can't close the stall door, it's just too big Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GrandMaster Smith Posted August 19, 2013 Share Posted August 19, 2013 That's funny I've seen this near exact thread on other forums a couple times, even one or twice on here I believe. Lame copypasta is lame Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hodgey. Posted August 19, 2013 Share Posted August 19, 2013 Wow is this what the General Chat section has come too? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kiffster Posted August 19, 2013 Share Posted August 19, 2013 Wow is this what the General Chat section has come too? Yup Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoadRunner71 Posted August 19, 2013 Share Posted August 19, 2013 Wow is this what the General Chat section has come too? Well, this is nothing new. I remember a bunch of threads some time ago about strange things that people had shove it up their holes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTA_stu Posted August 19, 2013 Share Posted August 19, 2013 I like to put a little bit of meat in the end of mine and go fishing for seabass with it. Not in the toilet obviously, you don't get many seabass in there. I only fish for mackerel in the toilet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyler Posted August 19, 2013 Share Posted August 19, 2013 whenever I'm taking a dump my knob hangs down and touches the dirty toilet.What do you guys do to avoid this? Clean your toilet you f*cking troglodyte. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Finn 7 five 11 Posted August 19, 2013 Share Posted August 19, 2013 That's funny I've seen this near exact thread on other forums a couple times, even one or twice on here I believe. Lame copypasta is lame Sounds like somebody has a small penis.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mynameisdouglas Posted August 19, 2013 Share Posted August 19, 2013 I have a detachable dick so no problems for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Reaper. Posted August 19, 2013 Share Posted August 19, 2013 I just whipped it over my shoulder. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ryuclan Posted August 19, 2013 Share Posted August 19, 2013 Naw. Never had that issue bro. When I pull my pants down I just tuck it in my sock. Just remember not to piss your socks. Boy is that embarrassing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ambient_ Posted August 19, 2013 Author Share Posted August 19, 2013 take a bit of toilet paper, put it down where your dick would sit on top, Place dick on toilet paper padding. Disgusting sh*t solved, Works for me all the time. OR Take a Hover dump. I tried that but it got stuck to the end and burned so I don't want to try it again, thankyou anyway, it's a good thing that it works for you. Have you tried the hover dump? Little physical exertion involved, but you never touch the toilet! What if I sh*t on the seat, or worse, the carpet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Killerdude Posted August 19, 2013 Share Posted August 19, 2013 take a bit of toilet paper, put it down where your dick would sit on top, Place dick on toilet paper padding. Disgusting sh*t solved, Works for me all the time. OR Take a Hover dump. I tried that but it got stuck to the end and burned so I don't want to try it again, thankyou anyway, it's a good thing that it works for you. Have you tried the hover dump? Little physical exertion involved, but you never touch the toilet! What if I sh*t on the seat, or worse, the carpet? That's for someone else to deal with. Srsly, Just, try to avoid that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rudy Posted August 20, 2013 Share Posted August 20, 2013 (edited) Use this **removed objectionable content** Edited August 20, 2013 by Girish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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