I Have a Confession to Make

[RavingWithJesus]

There's a sh*t ton of stuff I want to confess, just to get other peoples' thoughts on them. I've talked about these things with a bunch of friends, mainly close ones, but looking at some responses people are getting here...thinking I shouldn't post some of them here. then again most of the confessions here lately have been about porn and jerking off hahaha that's not related to what I have to confess...

 

E: goddammit why does this have to be a page starter....

Edited December 10, 2014 by ajdude1

[Aby]

If it's not related to porn and jerking off, do us all a favor and confess while the others bathe in lotion.

[Gay Tony]

There's a sh*t ton of stuff I want to confess, just to get other peoples' thoughts on them. I've talked about these things with a bunch of friends, mainly close ones, but looking at some responses people are getting here...thinking I shouldn't post some of them here. then again most of the confessions here lately have been about porn and jerking off hahaha that's not related to what I have to confess...

 

E: goddammit why does this have to be a page starter....

there's ton of pretty nice/understanding good people on this forum.... but don't confess with every little thing unless you're comfortable with it, dude

Edited December 10, 2014 by mr toasterbutt

[RavingWithJesus]

If it's not related to porn and jerking off, do us all a favor and confess while the others bathe in lotion.

 

haha alright, thanks for the support Aby I'll start with one that isn't as awkward to confess, but some of you might think it's weird:

I lost my virginity at 14 and that makes me feel kinda sh*tty about myself, I mean I think I was too young...

[feckyerlife]

 

If it's not related to porn and jerking off, do us all a favor and confess while the others bathe in lotion.

 

haha alright, thanks for the support Aby I'll start with one that isn't as awkward to confess, but some of you might think it's weird:

I lost my virginity at 14 and that makes me feel kinda sh*tty about myself, I mean I think I was too young...

 

not at all, imo i dont think most dudes should be in a serious relationship till after the age of 25

[Xyn]

I lost my virginity at 14

Welcome to the average...

[AlienTwo]

 

 

 

 

I don't like pornography.

Ditto.

 

I prefer the real thing. Porn just doesn't do anything for me...it's just too fake. weird to talk about this. but whatever, it's a forum.

 

Sometimes I prefer porn because I don't want to disrespect my partner the way they do it in the movies. But it is f*cking hot to watch...

Lmao you haven't watched porn until you've watched live porn

 

Man... I saw a show in Amsterdam and it was neither sexy nor something I want to see again... people were in seats and as the show repeated, the first few would get booted and everyone would scoot closer, because the first row could always participate by deepthroating a banana in the girls crotch. I mean, like 5 dudes, one after another, on the same banana, to the same vagina. When we got to the front, I left my friend because i did not want to be chosen.

 

The dude in the show never "finished" and I thought what a horrible job he has.

[mr quick]

 

If it's not related to porn and jerking off, do us all a favor and confess while the others bathe in lotion.

 

haha alright, thanks for the support Aby I'll start with one that isn't as awkward to confess, but some of you might think it's weird:

I lost my virginity at 14 and that makes me feel kinda sh*tty about myself, I mean I think I was too young...

 

I think it's slightly weird, but that's for me, and only because I was still just a boy. I lost mine at 16, and I was still a kid at the time.

[RavingWithJesus]

 

I lost my virginity at 14

Welcome to the average...

 

 

sarcasm...? didn't think that was average...but if it is, then I guess I'm just overthinking sh*t. unless you mean that in a bad way.

 

 

I think it's slightly weird, but that's for me, and only because I was still just a boy. I lost mine at 16, and I was still a kid at the time.

well so was I...I mean 14.

Edited December 10, 2014 by ajdude1

[mr quick]

Yeah, that was my point. I was a kid up until the day I turned 18, more or less.

[RavingWithJesus]

Well, I have more but I'll post them later...that one was very mild compared to some others I'm thinking about posting.

Edited December 10, 2014 by ajdude1

[AlienTwo]

 

 

I lost my virginity at 14

Welcome to the average...

 

 

sarcasm...? didn't think that was average...but if it is, then I guess I'm just overthinking sh*t. unless you mean that in a bad way.

 

 

I think it's slightly weird, but that's for me, and only because I was still just a boy. I lost mine at 16, and I was still a kid at the time.

well so was I...I mean 14.

 

I think 14 is definitely the average. I was 15 and certainly not the first among my friends.

 

And not in a bad way, just in a "this is a fact" way.

[KarimNTerr]

Since everybody is confessing their sex-related adventures... I always stimulate my prostate while I jerk off, it's so much more exciting. No penetration, though.

[mr quick]

To demonstrate what I looked like at 16:

 

Definitely a kid.

[RavingWithJesus]

I pretty much looked the same as I do now at 16, just a little less mature looking back then (even though I still look really young unless I don't shave my beard), and I'm less muscular now...because I'm a lazy SOB.

 

E: poor quality recent picture but it's one of the only ones I have on my laptop:

http://gtaforums.com/topic/698633-selfie-archive-v20/?p=1066628663

Edited December 10, 2014 by ajdude1

[AlienTwo]

To demonstrate what I looked like at 16:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Definitely a kid.

Here's me at 16.

 

 

I confess that I loved Reservoir Dogs a little bit too much.

Edited December 10, 2014 by Alien

[Panz]

I think 14 is definitely the average. I was 15 and certainly not the first among my friends.

 

And not in a bad way, just in a "this is a fact" way.

Same here. And I was 15. Doesn't seem to be abnormal at all.

[Dottie]

 

To demonstrate what I looked like at 16:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Definitely a kid.

Here's me at 16.

 

 

I confess that I loved Reservoir Dogs a little bit too much.

 

That guy to the right.....

guess what he's lookin at

[AlienTwo]

He's looking at a soon to be ex-girlfriends rack. That guy slept with my girl when he was living with me in my basement, so I stole his girl (the girl I was with there) but we never felt any chemistry, just together to f*ck him over. Well, long story short, he (Aaron) is now married to the blonde I am with and they have 2 wonderful kids. The girl he's creeping on is married and living in CA, she just had a boy, and the two on the left, the guy is my best friend and lives in New York and the girl is my other best friend and is married and living in Jolly old England.

 

 

I mean, Jolly Olde England.

 

Yeah.... so.... now you all know that story.

[Pavle]

 

To demonstrate what I looked like at 16:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Definitely a kid.

Here's me at 16.

 

 

I confess that I loved Reservoir Dogs a little bit too much.

 

That guy on the left has a cool haircut.

[AlienTwo]

Wow, looking at that picture is making me sad. I'm the only one still here...

[feckyerlife]

 

 

To demonstrate what I looked like at 16:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Definitely a kid.

Here's me at 16.

 

 

I confess that I loved Reservoir Dogs a little bit too much.

 

That guy on the left has a cool haircut.

 

cant tell if its the goku or the timberlake

[Pavle]

 

 

 

To demonstrate what I looked like at 16:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Definitely a kid.

Here's me at 16.

 

 

I confess that I loved Reservoir Dogs a little bit too much.

 

That guy on the left has a cool haircut.

 

cant tell if its the goku or the timberlake

 

Combined.

[a20characterusername]

cant tell if its the goku or the timberlake

[AlienTwo]

Seeing as it was 1996, I would have to say Timberlake if anything. And back then, it wasn't "Timberlake" but "Justin from N'Sync".

 

The kid's name is Justin as well.

[feckyerlife]

Seeing as it was 1996, I would have to say Timberlake if anything. And back then, it wasn't "Timberlake" but "Justin from N'Sync".

 

The kid's name is Justin as well.

in 1996 i rocked a perm lol. i pretty much did that until 2001 LOL

[IveGotNoValues]

I typically am pretty quiet and reserved. I try to be nice to everyone. However, there are certain people I'd love to beat the living sh*t out of. It has to do with my anger issues, when I'm pissed off I feel like Trevor Phillips sometimes. No one even thinks I'm capable of being mean cause they see me as such a nice guy, but it's in me, deep down.

...but no I won't actually hurt anyone. I have too much self control to let my anger get to the point of beating someone up.

Edited December 10, 2014 by IveGotNoValues

[Guest Billy Russo]

I have some confessions, my friends.

 

- When I was in School, I really fancied this girl but was too much of a pussy to approach her, so I made a fake email pretending to be my friend and added her. I awkwardly asked in the chat if she liked me making it seem like it was my friend asking. The next day, she goes up to my friend and talks to him about MSN, and obviously he goes and says he hasn't got her on MSN, and I'm stood there f*cking red-faced, It's obvious it was me. Was embarrassed that entire day

 

- I regularly check-up on my old friends on Facebook whenever I'm on there, even though I don't talk to them anymore. Guess I just like to see how people are doing. Even though Facebook pisses me off most of the time, I don't post on there anymore.

 

- I lurked this Forum, watching you all for months before I signed-up. Probably from around September time, I just wanted to read people's opinions. I got the courage to join in April lol. Be creeped out. Although I'm guessing that's what most people did beforehand, albeit it might have been shorter.

 

- I have to keep a list of every Movie, TV show and Game I play. It bugs me if I don't, I like listing what I've watched or played, anyone else do this? I have a big Word document with everything listed, who knows how long I will keep doing that for.

 

- I've been listening to Christmas Songs all year, not just December lol. Same with films. Films more-so though because one of my favourite movies is Christmas Vacation, cracks me up so f*cking much. Watch that loads December time.

[Aby]

- I lurked this Forum, watching you all for months before I signed-up. Probably from around September time, I just wanted to read people's opinions. I got the courage to join in April lol. Be creeped out. Although I'm guessing that's what most people did beforehand, albeit it might have been shorter.

 

I only joined this forum to bitch about GTAO not working properly on Day 1, then over 20,000 posts later, here I am now, lolz.

[mareepx]

I actually think that in GTA V Trevor is a very well written character, more so than Michael and Franklin.

 

And since this page seems to be about when you lost your virginity, I haven't and I'm 16 and a half. And I'm not really bothered.