I Have a Confession to Make

[mr quick]

I too did that. I fapped three times a day all weekend.

 

...........I need help.

 

 

edit: not my proudest page starter

Edited December 8, 2014 by Marwin Moody

[IveGotNoValues]

I thought I wouldn't fap this month, but things didn't turn how I expected. I fapped on last Friday and yesterday, also my favorite porn genres are squirting, bukkake, and watersports(golden showers).

I don't ever partake in those "no fap challenges". I don't see a point. I mean there really is nothing wrong with fapping. Why should I deprive myself of that pleasure, I mean it's free, it's fun, and it's my property and no one can tell me what not to do with it. I don't know, I just see no reason to abstain from it. The longest I've gone without fapping was three months back when I was with my girlfriend. For some reason whenever I get a girlfriend I stop fapping cause I feel guilty about it, it's weird but I just feel a sense of shame while in a relationship and doing it.

Edited December 8, 2014 by IveGotNoValues

[universetwisters]

I pronounce roof "ruf", as in "get off the ruf you piece of sh*t".

[Special Members]

Actually been thinking for a while of doing a hold up at some gas station in town.

 

It would be so f*cking easy.

 

Ask for the money, get the money, run out in the night, run outta town, run across the farmlands, into the forest and then home.

 

But meh, guess I'm too good of a person to commit a crime like that.

 

[reiniat]

I pronounce roof "ruf", as in "get off the ruf you piece of sh*t".

Wait.. Is that an incorrect pronunciation?......I been doing it wrong all this time ._.

Or you mean phonetic iu, not uu? Ah whatever, nobody has ever complained about ruf.

 

On an unrelated note; i only fap in a special day once or twice a month, that day i do it until nothing comes out and i cant get off anymore.

Edited December 8, 2014 by reiniat

[matajuegos01]

I have weird thoughts, I feel like monsters are watching me.

 

I need help

 

that's my confession, oh and if someone says that i created a new account don't believe them, it's just levi

[Payne Killer]

I have weird thoughts, I feel like monsters are watching me.

 

I need help

 

that's my confession, oh and if someone says that i created a new account don't believe them, it's just levi

Care to elaborate on "weird thoughts". If its something you'd rather not say in this thread, PM me. We'll talk. Edited December 9, 2014 by maxpaynefan

[Gnocchi Flip Flops]

I almost always have very intrusive thoughts, most super weird.

[RavingWithJesus]

I almost always have very intrusive thoughts, most super weird.

 

such as..?

[Gnocchi Flip Flops]

 

I almost always have very intrusive thoughts, most super weird.

 

such as..?

 

Too embarrassing to go into detail about.

[RavingWithJesus]

 

 

I almost always have very intrusive thoughts, most super weird.

 

such as..?

 

Too embarrassing to go into detail about.

 

 

it's cool, I won't judge though but hey it's your business, you don't have to post anything that makes you uncomfortable.

[Gay Tony]

Too embarrassing to go into detail about.

you can pm me if you're up to it... I'm good at keeping secrets

Edited December 9, 2014 by mr toasterbutt

[RavingWithJesus]

here's my confession of the day.

 

I've been thinking...and I want to be in a relationship with someone where we can have fun under any circumstances, be there for each other, be intimate, and just really care about each other, etc. It's been way too long since I had someone like that...

 

hooking up has just become a meaningless thing I do, I need someone who cares and who I can care about...

Edited December 9, 2014 by ajdude1

[UNDGND]

Walking or cycling past people who aren't native to my country (especially Romanians) makes me nervous that they're going to somehow pickpocket my wallet as they walk past me. There are several Romanians in my town who are notorious thieves, and on several occasions have I seen them actually do it in front of me. I'm not racist, I don't care where you're from, I just can't help checking my pockets every time they pass. Maybe that does make me subconsciously racist on a level; oh well.

[KarimNTerr]

Walking or cycling past people who aren't native to my country (especially Romanians) makes me nervous that they're going to somehow pickpocket my wallet as they walk past me. There are several Romanians in my town who are notorious thieves, and on several occasions have I seen them actually do it in front of me. I'm not racist, I don't care where you're from, I just can't help checking my pockets every time they pass. Maybe that does make me subconsciously racist on a level; oh well.

 

Jokes aside, you have nothing to worry about, you're just being too paranoid. If people see you are uncomfortable among them, they may think you are scared, which makes you a "perfect victim".

 

I believe that having to deal with all kind of people makes you more open-minded, and teaches you how to act confident depending on the situation. I live in a place full of drug dealers, thieves and criminals in general, that's the way it is all over the world, but I never had problems with them. It's all about self-confidence.

Edited December 10, 2014 by toxluv

[feckyerlife]

 

 

 

I don't like pornography.

Yes you do.

No, I don't. I don't get any enjoyment or excitement out of it or anything like that.

 

Maybe you're gay?

 

if you watch porno, then you might be a little gay

[RavingWithJesus]

if you watch porno, then you might be a little gay

 

well if it's gay porn then yes, you might be a little gay.

[Aby]

I feel pretty,
Oh, so pretty,
I feel pretty, and witty and gay!

[feckyerlife]

 

if you watch porno, then you might be a little gay

 

well if it's gay porn then yes, you might be a little gay.

 

well unless you watch lesbian or masterbastion porn. then i like to you use the ron white saying lol

 

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[Docfaustino]

I want to be a professional rapper.

 

My parents are professional writers. It could happen.

 

I'm whiter than malcolm x is black.

[IveGotNoValues]

I have a terrible habit of singing really embarrassing songs really loudly in the shower. I don't realize it until I get out, and then i'm like "oh sh*t, was I really just singing that sh*tty one hit wonder by Ricky Martin. I hate myself".

 

Which leads to another confession. I love singing. I honestly think i'm a pretty decent singer...but i just don't have the balls to do it in front of anyone besides myself. I have the potential but not the confidence.

[Ezza.]

2001st Post in this thread. Welcome to the new Millennium.

 

On topic: I think I have a thing for strong chicks. Like not bodybuilder buff, but those that could easily overpower me. Y'know? I don't know what it is, but I guess that's the way it's always been. I'm more about the personality and all, but still. Damn

 

Plus, I absolutely love ladies that have Brown hair with Blonde highlights. It's kind of, my weakness.

 

Those two things together + A nice caring personality = Perfect Woman.

[gtamann123]

I'm afraid of ever taking a woman to bed because my White Boi micropenis wouldn't satisfy her and I would be laughed at and be humiliated and she will tell everyone she knows.

[feckyerlife]

I'm afraid of ever taking a woman to bed because my White Boi micropenis wouldn't satisfy her and I would be laughed at and be humiliated and she will tell everyone she knows.

stop watching porn

[AlienTwo]

I'm afraid of ever taking a woman to bed because my White Boi micropenis wouldn't satisfy her and I would be laughed at and be humiliated and she will tell everyone she knows.

Was your account "hacked"?

[Panz]

Any of you young people ever sit in your classroom or meeting or whatever and think to yourself, "I wonder which person here will die first/next." ?? I do it quite often.

 

#morbidthoughtoftheday

Edited December 10, 2014 by Panz

[AboveAndBeyoncé]

 

 

 

 

 

I don't like pornography.

Ditto.

 

I prefer the real thing. Porn just doesn't do anything for me...it's just too fake. weird to talk about this. but whatever, it's a forum.

 

Sometimes I prefer porn because I don't want to disrespect my partner the way they do it in the movies. But it is f*cking hot to watch...

Lmao you haven't watched porn until you've watched live porn

[make total destroy]

Any of you young people ever sit in your classroom or meeting or whatever and think to yourself, "I wonder which person here will die first/next." ?? I do it quite often.

 

#morbidthoughtoftheday

 

I do that all the time, but now that I know I'm not the only one, I don't have to feel bad about it.

[Dottie]

I have weird thoughts, I feel like monsters are watching me.

 

well think up one of these

then you'll be fine

[make total destroy]

Actually been thinking for a while of doing a hold up at some gas station in town.

 

It would be so f*cking easy.

 

Ask for the money, get the money, run out in the night, run outta town, run across the farmlands, into the forest and then home.

 

But meh, guess I'm too good of a person to commit a crime like that.

All I know is, if I was thinking about committing a robbery, I would definitely post about it on a public internet forum.