I Have a Confession to Make

[Murdick]

I used to get so pissed off with my dad when he used to tell me not to run down the stairs even tho he used to do it!! Sooo I purposely used to polish the laminate at the bottom of the stairs and sit at the kitchen table waiting for him to go flying. Hah. Never got old watching him smash into the front door yelling wtf.

[Murdick]

I also got my sister arrested. She didnt know it was me for ages.. she deserved it.

 

I used to put my mums car in reverse so when she would start up it would bump the car in front.

 

I used to twag school n put all the house phones on silent so when school called in the evening my parents didnt hear them.

 

I used to sit in my loft and smoke so my parents wouldnt find me.

 

Didnt realised how much of a twat I was tbh hahaha.

[AlienTwo]

You can't start a car in reverse...

[phunkism]

I also got my sister arrested. She didnt know it was me for ages.. she deserved it.

 

I used to put my mums car in reverse so when she would start up it would bump the car in front.

 

I used to twag school n put all the house phones on silent so when school called in the evening my parents didnt hear them.

 

I used to sit in my loft and smoke so my parents wouldnt find me.

 

Didnt realised how much of a twat I was tbh hahaha.

Mr. p-s-3x that is such a good story. I really can't pick "one part" that I liked the best. But if you were to hold a gun to my head, I would go with the part with the car. I just got off the phone with an armored truck company. They will be arriving in the morning to pick up my back up disk, which I just saved your story on to. There probably won't be much traffic, because I forwarded the police your story, and they agreed to escort the armored truck to its destination. At first the police chief didn't want to help, but then I guided his attention to the incredible pictures that you embedded along with your story. I mean, the story was good enough. But as soon as I saw the pictures that went along with it, I called my grandmother, who is blind and has Alzheimer’s disease to tell her. As far as her doctors in the nursing home are concerned, she is cured of all her ailments now that she heard your cool story. She is actually preparing to run the Boston marathon this year now. Thank you p-s-3x.

[Murdick]

You can't start a car in reverse...

 

It used to bump or judder it never started lol. Im sure it was reverse? Edit: well whatever it was it was funny. I dont drive so w/e.

 

 

I also got my sister arrested. She didnt know it was me for ages.. she deserved it.

 

I used to put my mums car in reverse so when she would start up it would bump the car in front.

 

I used to twag school n put all the house phones on silent so when school called in the evening my parents didnt hear them.

 

I used to sit in my loft and smoke so my parents wouldnt find me.

 

Didnt realised how much of a twat I was tbh hahaha.

Mr. p-s-3x that is such a good story. I really can't pick "one part" that I liked the best. But if you were to hold a gun to my head, I would go with the part with the car. I just got off the phone with an armored truck company. They will be arriving in the morning to pick up my back up disk, which I just saved your story on to. There probably won't be much traffic, because I forwarded the police your story, and they agreed to escort the armored truck to its destination. At first the police chief didn't want to help, but then I guided his attention to the incredible pictures that you embedded along with your story. I mean, the story was good enough. But as soon as I saw the pictures that went along with it, I called my grandmother, who is blind and has Alzheimers disease to tell her. As far as her doctors in the nursing home are concerned, she is cured of all her ailments now that she heard your cool story. She is actually preparing to run the Boston marathon this year now. Thank you p-s-3x.Lol, if I knew I was truely anonymous on here Id post some real confessions, but I'm not so you all get silly kiddy stuff. Edited November 27, 2014 by p-s-3x

[gunziness]

What do you mean you are not anonymous in here?

[phunkism]

What do you mean you are not anonymous in here?

NSA is storing everything you say, partner

[AlienTwo]

You have plenty of time to make up more sh*t, entertain us.

[Murdick]

Lol, if I were to make sh*t up itd be better than that.

 

No one wonder this place is dead tho..

[mr quick]

I also got my sister arrested. She didnt know it was me for ages.. she deserved it.

 

I used to put my mums car in reverse so when she would start up it would bump the car in front.

 

I used to twag school n put all the house phones on silent so when school called in the evening my parents didnt hear them.

 

I used to sit in my loft and smoke so my parents wouldnt find me.

 

Didnt realised how much of a twat I was tbh hahaha.

 

 

Shouldn't the bottom line be in present tense?

[Murdick]

No^

[gunziness]

 

 

What do you mean you are not anonymous in here?

NSA is storing everything you say, partnerThey still store everything you say in facebook or even in phone messages, so confessing things in a forum wont change much. And unless you are wanted by the goverment you probably shouldnt\wouldnt care, they will have our info if they want anyway Edited November 27, 2014 by gunziness

[HeroBrineR007]

 

 

 

What do you mean you are not anonymous in here?

NSA is storing everything you say, partner

They still store everything you say in facebook or even in phone messages, so confessing things in a forum wont change much. And unless you are wanted by the goverment you probably shouldnt\wouldnt care, they will have our info if they want anyway Nope. Not me. I don't use Facebook, Twitter, LinkedIn etc.

I modded my Phone ID so it's not the same as when i bought. Changed IMEI number so Force locking my phone is impossible. I mod my apps so they can't track my identity and i never login on websites apart from GTAForums and some others.

Edited November 27, 2014 by HeroBrineR007

[mr quick]

I'm going to start using non-swear words =) Funk yeah!

[Dottie]

I'm going to start using non-swear words =) Funk yeah!

Lol. good luck getting past 5 minutes

[mr quick]

 

I'm going to start using non-swear words =) Funk yeah!

Lol. good luck getting past 5 minutes

 

no no, it'll be my thing! Just like ending posts without punctation

[Alex Wesker]

I have another confession: I'm changing my username when I get the chance (30/03/15) because I don't like this one.

[HeroBrineR007]

no no, it'll be my thing! Just like ending posts without punctation

No no, it'll be my f*cking thing! Just like f*cking ending posts without punctuation.*

 

Epic typos you made there, bro.

Edited November 28, 2014 by HeroBrineR007

[AlienTwo]

I stole a bag of dogfood today.

[Gay Tony]

I stole a bag of dogfood today.

From where? how? lol

[AlienTwo]

The grocery store. I just had it in the cart and decided not to pay for it.

[Gay Tony]

The grocery store. I just had it in the cart and decided not to pay for it.

Those alarms on the doors are sh*t and don't work very well, they go off for no reason when someone is simply walking through so people ignore it anyways. My mom actually picked up a ham one christmas, cashier didn't ring it up and either realized so she walked out the door.

 

She went back and paid for it later on though.

[AlienTwo]

No alarms, and I was't going back to pay for it. It was a $30 discount on the rest of the bill. Whoot.

[Gummy]

I once got into an Omegle chat with a girl, she was 2 years older than me, She asked me to add her on skype. Then we video called, She didn't have a camera. She told me to strip and jack off, but I wouldn't do it, it might be some prank. I didn't believe her cause she didn't have a camera.

[Gay Tony]

I once got into an Omegle chat with a girl, she was 2 years older than me, She asked me to add her on skype. Then we video called, She didn't have a camera. She told me to strip and jack off, but I wouldn't do it, it might be some prank. I didn't believe her cause she didn't have a camera.

That's f*cking creepy. It was probably an older man wanting to watch you naked and jacking off, that's not a prank.

[Ai®a©ob®a]

I once got into an Omegle chat with a girl, she was 2 years older than me, She asked me to add her on skype. Then we video called, She didn't have a camera. She told me to strip and jack off, but I wouldn't do it, it might be some prank. I didn't believe her cause she didn't have a camera.

Word of advice don't go to Omegle to talk to girls because 99% of them are actually dudes

 

The grocery store. I just had it in the cart and decided not to pay for it.

Those alarms on the doors are sh*t and don't work very well, they go off for no reason when someone is simply walking through so people ignore it anyways. My mom actually picked up a ham one christmas, cashier didn't ring it up and either realized so she walked out the door.

 

She went back and paid for it later on though.

 

I accidently stole two 6 packs of Orange Cream Soda and i had put it in the little basket on the bottom back of the cart because the cart was full and my daughters were standing at the side blocking the view of it and so i unloaded the cart and the cashier rang it up and we put everything back in and we walked out of the store loaded everything up and went home.

 

It wasn't until later when i was looking at my receipt i had noticed i didn't pay for the Soda and i meant to go back and pay but forgot and didn't remember doing this until now and the ironic thing i think i was wearing my Police Uniform at the same.

[Gay Tony]

Word of advice don't go to Omegle to talk to girls because 99% of them are actually dudes

I'm not entirely sure how old Prince is but this scares me. Judging by the content of his posts I'm guessing he's in his early teen's.

 

Prince could have added a pedo to his skype.

[Xyn]

Prince could have added a pedo to his skype.

LOL.

Now that's something to cry about.

[Vehicles]

 

 

Word of advice don't go to Omegle to talk to girls because 99% of them are actually dudes

I'm not entirely sure how old Prince is but this scares me. Judging by the content of his posts I'm guessing he's in his early teen's.

 

Prince could have added a pedo to his skype.

Not exactly.They could have been blackmailers. They get his nudes and blackmail him for money. I have read a lot of these articles from the newspaper.

[Gay Tony]

Not exactly.They could have been blackmailers. They get his nudes and blackmail him for money. I have read a lot of these articles from the newspaper.

Well at least he was smart enough not to fall for it anyways.

 

I'm a little more concerned over what kind of personal information/photographs he made available by adding that person on Skype though.

 

I'd freak if I were his parents.

Edited November 29, 2014 by mr toasterbutt