I Have a Confession to Make

[HeroBrineR007]

 

I wanna hug The Hardwood Bitcher. There, I said it.

No shame in that kid

I'ma adorable.

Thou art not adorable. Thou art awesome because thou art a Vice City player

[Murdick]

I hate my f*cking brother.

[universetwisters]

I hate my f*cking brother.

 

You're gonna miss him if he gets hit by a bus while playing football or whatever. Don't stay mad.

[Dottie]

 

I hate my f*cking brother.

 

You're gonna miss him if he gets hit by a bus while playing football or whatever. Don't stay mad.

 

that sounds like something that happens in Florida more often than anywhere else

[universetwisters]

 

 

I hate my f*cking brother.

 

You're gonna miss him if he gets hit by a bus while playing football or whatever. Don't stay mad.

 

that sounds like something that happens in Florida more often than anywhere else

 

 

Of course it would. Just last friday, some guy in Deland put on a suit of armor and walked into a woodchipper.

[nkaujrog]

He puts a smile on my face ..

[Tali vas Normandy]

 

I wanna hug The Hardwood Bitcher. There, I said it.

 

I completely agree*looks at banned bitcher*

I think you guys hugged him a little bit too much

Edited November 25, 2014 by tali vas Normandy

[Alex Wesker]

I know this is Off Topic but what did The Harwood Bitcher do to get banned, may I ask?

 

OT: I've known how to masturbate from an early age.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Don't look at me like that, I experimented a lot as a kid.

[AlienTwo]

I know this is Off Topic but what did The Harwood Bitcher do to get banned, may I ask?

 

OT: I've known how to masturbate from an early age.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Don't look at me like that, I experimented a lot as a kid.

You just answered your own question.

 

My confession;

[Gay Tony]

I'm fascinated by people with balls.

 

Not like nasty or rude people, but those who just say things to other people regardless of any responses

 

Even if they are a little anti-social and/or stupid, it's a nice quality to have. ^^

 

@AlienTwo- your "confession"?

Edited November 25, 2014 by mr toasterbutt

[PinkRibbonScars]

-I listen to vocaloid occasionally.

-Used to sext a lot.

-Used to masturbate + watch porn a lot(Been easing up over the past few months, now I don't even the urge to do it.)

-Didn't get rid of stuff animal til I was 13(my parents took it away)

-Used to masturbate on the PlayStation eye cam.(I was 13-14 when I was doing it.)

-I have thoughts of cross dressing sometimes.

-Used to have feelings/thoughts about guys(late elementary school to early middle school.)

-I peed the bed on the last day of the safety patrol trip to Washington D.C.(5th grade.)

-In 5th grade I told almost everyone that my balls were bigger than my penis.

-Used to look for girlfriends online and on PlayStation Home.

-Used to take lucid pics of female avatars on PlayStation Home.

-Kissed my dad once.(I asked if I could kiss him.)

-Used to play porn games(like MeetNf*ck) on the internet.

-Used to watch hentai and cartoon porn(Never jerked off to it though).

-Tried fingering my asshole once.

-Thought about tasting my own semen.

Edited November 25, 2014 by Happpy11

[AlienTwo]

-I listen to vocaloid occasionally.

-Used to sext a lot.

-Used to masturbate + watch porn a lot(Been easing up over the past few months, now I don't even the urge to do it.)

-Didn't get rid of stuff animal til I was 13(my parents took it away)

-Used to masturbate on the PlayStation eye cam.(I was 13-14 when I was doing it.)

-I have thoughts of cross dressing sometimes.

-Used to have feelings/thoughts about guys(late elementary school to early middle school.)

Nothing about being a brony?

[universetwisters]

-Used to sext a lot

 

You're 17.

 

 

 

OT. Whenever I'm driving down the road and nobody's around, I put my foot all the way down on the pedal for a brief second before going back to the posted speed limit. I like to live dangerously.

[Aby]

Nothing about being a brony?

 

 

I don't think he needs to confess that due to his avatar, lol.

 

Being a brony could correlate with those confessions though...

[Gay Tony]

@AlienTwo

 

what the hell was your confession?! wtf

[PinkRibbonScars]

 

-Used to sext a lot

You're 17.

 

 

 

OT. Whenever I'm driving down the road and nobody's around, I put my foot all the way down on the pedal for a brief second before going back to the posted speed limit. I like to live dangerously.

I know I'm 17 but that doesn't make it okay. Sexting was unhealthy for me and I'm glad I got out of that sh*t.

[Aby]

@AlienTwo

 

what the hell was your confession?! wtf

 

That he has no confessions.

 

AlienTwo is too much of a pure-hearted guy for confessions!

 

 

[AlienTwo]

 

@AlienTwo

 

what the hell was your confession?! wtf

 

That he has no confessions.

 

AlienTwo is too much of a pure-hearted guy for confessions!

 

 

 

I confess: This is true.

[universetwisters]

 

 

-Used to sext a lot

You're 17.

 

 

 

OT. Whenever I'm driving down the road and nobody's around, I put my foot all the way down on the pedal for a brief second before going back to the posted speed limit. I like to live dangerously.

 

I know I'm 17 but that doesn't make it okay. Sexting was unhealthy for me and I'm glad I got out of that sh*t.

 

Did you at least get caught with your dick in one hand and the phone in the other?

[Gay Tony]

 

AlienTwo wants us to think he is too much of a pure-hearted guy for confessions!

 

[PinkRibbonScars]

 

 

 

-Used to sext a lot

You're 17.

 

 

 

OT. Whenever I'm driving down the road and nobody's around, I put my foot all the way down on the pedal for a brief second before going back to the posted speed limit. I like to live dangerously.

I know I'm 17 but that doesn't make it okay. Sexting was unhealthy for me and I'm glad I got out of that sh*t.Did you at least get caught with your dick in one hand and the phone in the other?

No, luckily I was never caught in the act .

[IveGotNoValues]

I really miss The Harwood Bitcher man. This place feels strange without him. I'll admit, he was a handsome muthaf*cker, one of the forum's sexiest. RIP Hardwood

Edited November 25, 2014 by IveGotNoValues

[universetwisters]

 

 

 

 

-Used to sext a lot

You're 17.

 

 

 

OT. Whenever I'm driving down the road and nobody's around, I put my foot all the way down on the pedal for a brief second before going back to the posted speed limit. I like to live dangerously.

I know I'm 17 but that doesn't make it okay. Sexting was unhealthy for me and I'm glad I got out of that sh*t.

Did you at least get caught with your dick in one hand and the phone in the other?

No, luckily I was never caught in the act .

 

 

At least you did it better than I did.

 

 

^ I too miss Harwood. He was a creep, but a cool creep, like a caterpillar.

[Gay Tony]

I really miss The Harwood Bitcher man. This place feels strange without him. I'll admit, he was a handsome muthaf*cker, one of the forums' sexiest. RIP Hardwood

He was extremely funny and seemed like an all around nice guy. It's just so sudden.

 

I wonder if he's "still on here" as a guest or something.

[dudclub55]

I really do want to go to North Korea :\ Believe it or not, they actually have their own tourism service. Granted, it's very restraining.. but still, if I do ever go there and manage to return in one piece, I'd be pretty proud of myself.

[Tali vas Normandy]

QUIT TELLING US YOU JERK OFF AS YOUR CONFESSION -__-.

 

 

We already know you beat since age 14 dammit.

I really miss The Harwood Bitcher man. This place feels strange without him. I'll admit, he was a handsome muthaf*cker, one of the forum's sexiest. RIP Hardwood

ehh do anyone know why he went ape sh*t crazy and got himself banned?? Highly doubt that was really him Edited November 25, 2014 by tali vas Normandy

[PinkRibbonScars]

QUIT TELLING US YOU JERK OFF AS YOUR CONFESSION -__-.

 

 

We already know you beat since age 14 dammit.

Actually I started when I was 13(maybe it was even 12). ;-)

[OverTheBelow]

Went 130mph on the motorway home today. Live life on the edge.

[AlienTwo]

QUIT TELLING US YOU JERK OFF AS YOUR CONFESSION -__-.

 

 

We already know you beat since age 14 dammit.

I really miss The Harwood Bitcher man. This place feels strange without him. I'll admit, he was a handsome muthaf*cker, one of the forum's sexiest. RIP Hardwood

ehh do anyone know why he went ape sh*t crazy and got himself banned?? Highly doubt that was really him

 

It was him.

[Flachbau]

I really miss The Harwood Bitcher man. This place feels strange without him. I'll admit, he was a handsome muthaf*cker, one of the forum's sexiest. RIP Hardwood

 

I really miss The Leviathan. It's a shame how he got banned for having a laugh or two while people who have done much worse get off with a warning of a one month ban. It's a shame, isn't it?