I Have a Confession to Make

[Payne Killer]

 

When I'm bored I play with my dick.

 

sometimes I pretend I'm driving a car and it's the stick shift.I pretend mine is a joystick. I'm not going to deep into detail. Just imagine it.

[Gay Tony]

I hate my dad.

Sorry to hear this.

 

At least... you know how not to behave or treat your children.

[universetwisters]

I hate my dad.

 

Don't stay mad at him, once he's gone you're gonna miss him.

[reiniat]

 

I hate my dad.

 

Don't stay mad at him, once he's gone you're gonna miss him.

 

Unless hes a drunk, and if thats the case.... For the love of papa smurf, dont be an alcoholic too

[The Harwood Bitcher]

pretend mine is a joystick. I'm not going to deep into detail. Just imagine it.

It's because it's a "joystick"

Joy stick

Joy

Stick

 

Penis

I'm brilliant

[Payne Killer]

 

pretend mine is a joystick. I'm not going to deep into detail. Just imagine it.

It's because it's a "joystick"

Joy stick

Joy

Stick

 

Penis

I'm brilliant

Haha! You're funny hardwood. (Pun intended).

[MarshalMoo]

I have a confession to make, but I don't want to violate attorney, client privileges.

[Xavierr]

I'm gonna make a promise to myself not buy this or anything similar.

 

 

 

 

 

 

even though I kinda wanna buy it

 

[WTFThisIsntWii]

Had a noisy fan at work on Thursday, one of the soldiers came up to me while I was on break and told me it was distracting him. I told him to spray some WD40 on it. On Friday we had a computer technician open up one of our computers because it wasn't turning on it. He removes the case and all this liquid comes pouring out. Turns out the soldier had meant a computer fan which he didn't specify to me, I assumed ceiling or industrial fan. He went and sprayed a metric sh*t ton of WD40 into the computer. Now I need to give him a stern talking to even though it's partly my fault. I think I'll just pretend to discipline him and shout him some lunch.

[Gnocchi Flip Flops]

I want to cut another hole in your ass, spill blood on the walls, and play tennis with your balls.

[Femme Fatale]

I want to cut another hole in your ass, spill blood on the walls, and play tennis with your balls.

I accept your offer, in return you let me skull f*ck you, and eat some of your flesh...Jack off on the the pieces of flesh...yes, I swallow...try to cum blood...

[Tali vas Normandy]

 

sometimes I pretend I'm driving a car and it's the stick shift.

 

I should have known something was going on between you and Shepard.how do you think he became such a good driver

[Alex Wesker]

Just wanna say that I was browsing through the replies to my earlier post and I'd like to thank you all for your wishes and all. When I say getting help, I mean, I am seeing a psychiatrist from a place that deals with mental health services. Don't panic, I'm fine okay

[Horatius]

I meet celebrities almost every few weeks/months.

 

I live in L.A. so it's fun cruising around every now and then.

[nkaujrog]

I like you.. a lot.

[Gay Tony]

I like you.. a lot.

Who would that be?

Edited November 23, 2014 by mr toasterbutt

[Majestic81]

I hate my dad.

Same here. its hard i know.

[Aby]

I hate my dad.

 

I laughed at that, that's my confession.

 

Don't know why I found it funny.

[nkaujrog]

 

I like you.. a lot.

 

Who would that be?

Nobody.. Nobody, but me, nobody.. Lol. Some guy.

[mr quick]

It is probably me. Don't worry, the Mood Man will hold you tight through the night with his gracious might.

[Payne Killer]

I wanna hug The Hardwood Bitcher. There, I said it.

[The Harwood Bitcher]

I wanna hug The Hardwood Bitcher. There, I said it.

No shame in that kid

I'ma adorable.

[Gay Tony]

I play GTA Online way more than I should.

 

 

[make total destroy]

i've got another confession to make

i like this tune

 

[IveGotNoValues]

I wanna hug The Hardwood Bitcher. There, I said it.

I completely agree

[Hell No..]

I created http://www.mgsforums.com

 

Anyone familiar?!

[Payne Killer]

 

 

I wanna hug The Hardwood Bitcher. There, I said it.

I completely agreeI would like this post but I reached my quota.

[dudclub55]

Mine ain't nothin' special, but it gets the job done.

[IveGotNoValues]

 

 

I wanna hug The Hardwood Bitcher. There, I said it.

I completely agree

I would like this post but I reached my quota.

 

I confess I have never reached my quota before, which is really weird cause I like everyone's posts on here. I'm pretty generous with my likes. What is the quota limit anyway?

Edited November 23, 2014 by IveGotNoValues

[dudclub55]

 

 

 

I wanna hug The Hardwood Bitcher. There, I said it.

I completely agree

I would like this post but I reached my quota.

 

I confess I have never reached my quota before, which is really weird cause I like everyone's posts on here. I'm pretty generous with my likes. What is the quota limit anyway?

 

 

I think it's 25 likes? I've been struggling for a while to turn liking posts into a second nature kind of thing, but I still can't bring myself to actually like the posts that I like, God damnit.