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I Have a Confession to Make


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ot: I pee in the shower, but who doesn't.

 

If your toilet is next to your shower and your shower is in the configuration of a bath with a wall mounter shower head, Turn on expert aim mode and pee in the toilet from the shower by opening the curtain/door.

 

then you will get back fire, aka piss splash all over the brim

 

put an angled grip on for increased stability and a tri beam laser for fast target acquisition. Maybe a scope to easily compensate for drop

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ot: I pee in the shower, but who doesn't.

 

If your toilet is next to your shower and your shower is in the configuration of a bath with a wall mounter shower head, Turn on expert aim mode and pee in the toilet from the shower by opening the curtain/door.

 

then you will get back fire, aka piss splash all over the brim

 

put an angled grip on for increased stability and a tri beam laser for fast target acquisition. Maybe a scope to easily compensate for drop

 

the force is too strong in my pee for all that

 

He has arrived

 

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I rightfully assumed most people would not give a sh*t about my life story. I'm not special, nor are you.

and she rightfully assumed that the "about me" page is a place where she could share things about herself?

 

My issue with you is that you do not understand mental illness, you do not understand depression, and you do not understand suicide. sh*t, you don't even understand people.

you seem to not understand the difference between idiocy, attention whoring and those things you mentioned

 

lol

Thanks for your contribution, hairdo. It means a lot.

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Here's an interesting proposition, take your sh*t to PM?

 

This is a great suggestion. Next person that posts spam will get a temp ban for a randomly-generated number of hours.

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There's some incredibly stupid people on this forum but I guess that isn't a confession since its blatantly obvious. Anyway, on topic, I dislike 95% of pornography. Not really a confession I guess since I don't feel insecure about it or anything, I just never saw the appeal in it to be honest. If the planets align and pigs fly I'll end up watching a video or so, but that's about it.

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There's some incredibly stupid people on this forum but I guess that isn't a confession since its blatantly obvious. Anyway, on topic, I dislike 95% of pornography. Not really a confession I guess since I don't feel insecure about it or anything, I just never saw the appeal in it to be honest. If the planets align and pigs fly I'll end up watching a video or so, but that's about it.

Wow. That was incredibly brave to share.

 

Plus you like that 5%. ;)

 

*applauds*

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There's some incredibly stupid people on this forum but I guess that isn't a confession since its blatantly obvious. Anyway, on topic, I dislike 95% of pornography. Not really a confession I guess since I don't feel insecure about it or anything, I just never saw the appeal in it to be honest. If the planets align and pigs fly I'll end up watching a video or so, but that's about it.

Same here. I used to like it when I was young, but its not interesting anymore.
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Though I'm a loyal fan to Jennifer Lawrance, I do like that evil feeling of having the leaked photos of her. I feel like som sort of evil nerd who's gonna blackmail her and sh*t.

 

sh*t's crazy, hell, I'm crazy.

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There's some incredibly stupid people on this forum but I guess that isn't a confession since its blatantly obvious. Anyway, on topic, I dislike 95% of pornography. Not really a confession I guess since I don't feel insecure about it or anything, I just never saw the appeal in it to be honest. If the planets align and pigs fly I'll end up watching a video or so, but that's about it.

Same here. I used to like it when I was young, but its not interesting anymore.

 

there only interesting after your in a relationship for awhile or if you just single and suck at getting some putang.

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There's some incredibly stupid people on this forum but I guess that isn't a confession since its blatantly obvious. Anyway, on topic, I dislike 95% of pornography. Not really a confession I guess since I don't feel insecure about it or anything, I just never saw the appeal in it to be honest. If the planets align and pigs fly I'll end up watching a video or so, but that's about it.

Same here. I used to like it when I was young, but its not interesting anymore.

 

yeah, vanilla porn doesn't do it for me, but i gotta give you advise, porn does mess with your head and before you know it you'll be awake at 3 a.m watching some horse+midget+woman porn so i recommend you to not watch it too often, it may cause trouble :/

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There's some incredibly stupid people on this forum but I guess that isn't a confession since its blatantly obvious. Anyway, on topic, I dislike 95% of pornography. Not really a confession I guess since I don't feel insecure about it or anything, I just never saw the appeal in it to be honest. If the planets align and pigs fly I'll end up watching a video or so, but that's about it.

Same here. I used to like it when I was young, but its not interesting anymore.

 

yeah, vanilla porn doesn't do it for me, but i gotta give you advise, porn does mess with your head and before you know it you'll be awake at 3 a.m watching some horse+midget+woman porn so i recommend you to not watch it too often, it may cause trouble :/Reading that makes me want to do coke. :p
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There's some incredibly stupid people on this forum but I guess that isn't a confession since its blatantly obvious. Anyway, on topic, I dislike 95% of pornography. Not really a confession I guess since I don't feel insecure about it or anything, I just never saw the appeal in it to be honest. If the planets align and pigs fly I'll end up watching a video or so, but that's about it.

Since we're on the subject, I like most of the porn out there, in the NormalSphere. I don't know why this incest thing is so crazy popular right now though... no fantasies about my mom, sister or... god forbid, daughter.

 

Also the fisting... why?

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Confession and a question.......

 

Is it normal to want to be dominated? Don't look at me that way.

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Confession and a question.......

 

Is it normal to want to be dominated? Don't look at me that way.

I REALLY want to be dominated by a milf.
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No. Your sexual preferences are bad and you must repress all desires that aren't not vanilla.

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Depends, toasters up the ass seem a bit too much.

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Confession and a question.......

 

Is it normal to want to be dominated? Don't look at me that way.

sure I guess. we all have weird fetishes deep down and there is nothing wrong with that.

 

 

...I'll remember this though :p

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Confession and a question.......

 

Is it normal to want to be dominated? Don't look at me that way.

I wouldn't say "normal" as in it's the most common fetish, but yes it's "normal" as in normal people feel this. It's not the first sign you are a serial killer or puppy rapist or something.

 

Ninja'd by the Quarian.

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Confession and a question.......

 

Is it normal to want to be dominated? Don't look at me that way.

Nah we all have weird fetishes deep down and there is nothing wrong with that.

 

 

...I'll remember this though :p

 

they're in fetish denial

sort of like the first sign of becoming a hipster, which is hipster denial (according to Michael DeSanta)

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Confession and a question.......

 

Is it normal to want to be dominated? Don't look at me that way.

 

There is a certain allure to it yes. And hey, you can't have a dominate without a submissive, so... :p

 

Confession: I want the 10 minutes or so I spent reading the last few pages back. Also, I am envious of Moonshield's glorious beard. There, I said it.

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Confession and a question.......

 

Is it normal to want to be dominated? Don't look at me that way.

I REALLY want to be dominated by a milf.

 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oedipus_complex

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there only interesting after your in a relationship for awhile or if you just single and suck at getting some putang.

I've been in a relationship for a while and still don't enjoy watching two people f*ck each other's brains out so yeah...

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There's some incredibly stupid people on this forum but I guess that isn't a confession since its blatantly obvious. Anyway, on topic, I dislike 95% of pornography. Not really a confession I guess since I don't feel insecure about it or anything, I just never saw the appeal in it to be honest. If the planets align and pigs fly I'll end up watching a video or so, but that's about it.

 

Since we're on the subject, I like most of the porn out there, in the NormalSphere. I don't know why this incest thing is so crazy popular right now though... no fantasies about my mom, sister or... god forbid, daughter.

 

Also the fisting... why?

If you needed info on incest, you should have came and just asked me. I think I'm the forum's best opinion on all things southern and incest, now that Gunwrath is gone.

 

Can't help you on the fisting, though.

 

 

 

I don't have a confession, I'm very uninteresting. Sorry.

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There's some incredibly stupid people on this forum but I guess that isn't a confession since its blatantly obvious. Anyway, on topic, I dislike 95% of pornography. Not really a confession I guess since I don't feel insecure about it or anything, I just never saw the appeal in it to be honest. If the planets align and pigs fly I'll end up watching a video or so, but that's about it.

I'm with ya. Porn just weirds me out, honestly, so I've never really been into it. I don't think that's necessarily a weird thing. I know tons of people who are completely averse to it (or at least they say).

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Confession and a question.......

 

Is it normal to want to be dominated? Don't look at me that way.

I REALLY want to be dominated by a milf.

 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oedipus_complex

Not his mom, it's STACY's mom who's got it goin' on :p

 

 

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Is it normal to want to be dominated? Don't look at me that way.

 

Normalcy concerning sexual desire isn't relevant. There's trends in how a lot of the population veers sexually (i.e. there's a lot of both sexes that want to, or want to be dominated), but since, in the U.S. at least, being open about sexuality is viewed as abject, the only thing viewed as "normal" is the most base, least-risque, utilitarian position. I wouldn't worry about domination fantasies; you should look up more about the power play of it, and see what appeals to you about being dominated, so that in the event that you're able to explore the options more physically, you have an idea of which direction you'd like to ask your partner to take you in.

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Porn doesn't really weird me out out. The porn industry and the commodification of sexuality weirds me out, though.

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