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I just roomed a patient and mmm, mmm, mmm ...

Did some patient just get to live out his life-long fantasy?

 

 

Not quite .. I don't get to wear the all white nurse skirt outfit with the cap .. does a fitted scrub outfit count?

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I just roomed a patient and mmm, mmm, mmm ...

Did some patient just get to live out his life-long fantasy?

 

 

Not quite .. I don't get to wear the all white nurse skirt outfit with the cap .. does a fitted scrub outfit count?

 

I think surely it does. I mean, those ER nurses were always very hot.

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I just had sex, like right f*cking now. It was great.

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I just had sex, like right f*cking now. It was great.

 

I'm assuming with a prostitute unless you're trying to say that after intercourse the 1st thing you do is hop on the internet and ignore your partner completely.

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And i'm embarrased of my country for some weird reason.

 

It's okay. Me too, I'm also embarrassed of my country.

 

It's okay. I'm proud of my country and want to live here til I die from some sort of poisoning, a car accident, or a stabbing

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I just had sex, like right f*cking now. It was great.

 

I'm assuming with a prostitute unless you're trying to say that after intercourse the 1st thing you do is hop on the internet and ignore your partner completely.

 

or with his hand or pocket pussy

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BS_BlackScout

I've never cared about cars, guns, or sports like a lot of guys. I'm much more into music and art, more emotional/creative stuff you know?. I've always been that way. I'm not a tough guy, I don't care, I'm admitting it.

You're not the only one :)

Anyway, be proud of yourself.

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I'm a noob in music, I can't even sing a note (for example 5) without singing them in order first (1 2 3 4 5...)

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I'm a noob in music, I can't even sing a note (for example 5) without singing them in order first (1 2 3 4 5...)

I didn't realize "5" was a musical note.

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I'm a noob in music, I can't even sing a note (for example 5) without singing them in order first (1 2 3 4 5...)

I didn't realize "5" was a musical note.

 

I believe he's referring to the fifth(quint) of a diatonic scale

 

e: My tip for you is to just sing a major triad/arpeggio, which eliminates two steps. This is a good way to start, and after a while your pitch will begin to develop, making it so that you can instantly sing the fifth to a tonic without a problem.

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It's okay. I'm proud of my country and want to live here til I die from some sort of poisoning, a car accident, or a stabbing

I'm thinking of skipping country...

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It's okay. I'm proud of my country and want to live here til I die from some sort of poisoning, a car accident, or a stabbing

I'm thinking of skipping country...

 

You may come here. I have a summer house on an island, you can walk around in the nude all summer.

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You may come here. I have a summer house on an island, you can walk around in the nude all summer.

Sorry cousin, we both know that ain't gonna end well...
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;);)

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As a kid my dumb ass once tried to clean off a playstation 1 disc with water because i ran out of rubbing alcohol and that game to be exact was final fantasy 7 disc 2 & i was beyond pissed not being able to make it far in the storyline for a while. People share with you the kinds of crazy stuff you have used to clean off game discs?

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People share with you the kinds of crazy stuff you have used to clean off game discs?

Back when I used to hear that a drop of toothpaste would clean a disc right up.

 

Not sure if it ever actually worked or not but it didn't f*ck up my discs, so.

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People share with you the kinds of crazy stuff you have used to clean off game discs?

Back when I used to hear that a drop of toothpaste would clean a disc right up.

 

Not sure if it ever actually worked or not but it didn't f*ck up my discs, so.

I heard of that one but was scared to death to even try that one lol. Edited by BlackAce23
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I've done toothpaste many, many times. It works like a charm.

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I've done toothpaste many, many times. It works like a charm.

Well ill have to try this one day on a old cd of course. I still feel that rubbing alcohol works the best.
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Are you? ARE YOU! I dare you do!

I just had sex, like right f*cking now. It was great.

Why'd you change your statement? Did you in fact not have sex? It can be confusing, I know. Tell me what happened and I will try to sort things out for you.

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I just roomed a patient and mmm, mmm, mmm ...

 

This is highly unprofessional of you.

 

Please inform me of your place of employment immediately so I can report you for gross misconduct.

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I just roomed a patient and mmm, mmm, mmm ...

 

This is highly unprofessional of you.

 

Please inform me of your place of employment immediately so I can report you for gross misconduct.

(wipes her mouth off).. Who me?

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I don't get what's so interesting about League of Legends, Hearthstone, Dota 2 and all those Mobas, Escpecially Hearthstone, it looks boring as f*ck. I tried Dota 2 once but it was too complex and confusing for me, though I might give it a try again

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I don't get what's so interesting about League of Legends, Hearthstone, Dota 2 and all those Mobas, Escpecially Hearthstone, it looks boring as f*ck. I tried Dota 2 once but it was too complex and confusing for me, though I might give it a try again

I dont either, i see people going crazy about them and playing them all the time. but i just cant stand them. WoW included.

 

I guess i like games that have a story or meaning in them, and i was never really a Multiplayer fan.

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Tali vas Normandy

i need an adult

I need a trip to my local hospital :panic:

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i hate crowds of people, which is a real shame cause i love concerts.....

Me too. I'm always scared of a trampling incident and how horrible it would be to be forced to trample people to death... god, been a fear of mine since I was 13 and watched a terrible "Faces of Death".

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