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eyeballs

Bro I remember Watchn massive amounts of pr0n on my psp 😂😂🤫

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Zello
4 hours ago, eyeballs said:

Bro I remember Watchn massive amounts of pr0n on my psp 😂😂🤫

People actually watched pr0n on that? I remember kids talking about it in middle school on the bus but I could never figure that out how to get pr0n on the psp. I just played games on my PSP.

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RisingCobra
On 4/14/2020 at 6:29 AM, Zello said:

People actually watched pr0n on that? I remember kids talking about it in middle school on the bus but I could never figure that out how to get pr0n on the psp. I just played games on my PSP.

I remember watching pr0n on my Wii lel

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Uncle-John

During EMDR Therapy I ended up revealing to the psychotherapist that I was God and often referred to myself as God for some time. Probably one of the reasons I got diagnosed with Schizophrenia was my delusions that I have special healing powers and the belief that I was God, the most important person in existence. Honestly I was such a Narcisist back when I was delusional or when I claimed to be the sanest person alive lmao. I haven't told anyone my truth that I genuinely believe I'm God but I also believed I was being possessed by Satan and the negative energy was making people ill. my parents still Joke about me arguing with ghosts.

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thisisdagger

During corona times I do funny grimaces under my mask and no one will every find out about it.

 

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AngelsOfBloodyDeath
On 6/27/2017 at 4:11 PM, Gnocchi Flip Flops said:

Here's what I don't understand. What in the world gives you guys the right to sit up here and berate a guy you don't know on the internet as well as his parenting skills? "Who procreated with you" what the f*ck? How tf is saying sh*t like that even allowed? Do you people read the awful sh*t yall say to people here?

I just used to sh*t post and not take things seriously. I'm surprised they understood what I was saying half the time tbh. 🤣

 

I forget people like to take their boards seriously tho. It didn't bother me what people said, I just laughed. I've had worse from a bunch of trolls on imdb who I sh*tpost with on a site they created to do just that. lmao. 

 

Thanks for sticking up for me tho!

 

Oh, and I got banned for making a parody name for alientwo which replaced two with jew. Someone got offended and I was banned. I wasn't pissed about anything other than not being able to post anymore over something so silly compared to the crap I used to post. Lol. 🤷‍♀️ 

 

I just stick to sh*tposting with the other trolls these days when I have the time. 

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trip
17 hours ago, thisisdagger said:

During corona times I do funny grimaces under my mask and no one will every find out about it.

 

We see it in your eyes.  Youhidenothing.

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thisisdagger
1 hour ago, trip said:

We see it in your eyes.  Youhidenothing.

Ha, wife told me the exact same thing today... looks like I'm dun goofed

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Uncle-John

I got abducted by aliens and I developed psychic healing powers and I was the chosen one being possessed by satan and all my friends were busy planning on stealing my stuff and they wanted to harm me because Satan said so and the dog keeps talking about me again and I'm being hunted by a secret organisation because of said powers and most importantly my friends, family and Doctor think I'm Delusional and out of touch with reality. Also someone's got a sniper rifle, trying to kill me, better stay inside and not leave the house so the crisis team gets called on my again when I mutter on incoherently on how people are going to murder me and the white coats make me take medication or they will section me to the psych ward so we argue a little, than a month later we argue some more and I almost convinced a Dr I had Paranoid Personality Disorder because I argued and was stubborn with her as well, which she diagnosed me with paranoid schizophrenia. I confess my life is crazy and chaotic with all my strange beliefs and paranoid delusions.

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El Penguin Bobo
10 hours ago, Uncle-John said:

I got abducted by aliens and I developed psychic healing powers and I was the chosen one being possessed by satan and all my friends were busy planning on stealing my stuff and they wanted to harm me because Satan said so and the dog keeps talking about me again and I'm being hunted by a secret organisation because of said powers and most importantly my friends, family and Doctor think I'm Delusional and out of touch with reality. Also someone's got a sniper rifle, trying to kill me, better stay inside and not leave the house so the crisis team gets called on my again when I mutter on incoherently on how people are going to murder me and the white coats make me take medication or they will section me to the psych ward so we argue a little, than a month later we argue some more and I almost convinced a Dr I had Paranoid Personality Disorder because I argued and was stubborn with her as well, which she diagnosed me with paranoid schizophrenia. I confess my life is crazy and chaotic with all my strange beliefs and paranoid delusions.

 

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trip

When I cook bacon I turn on my exhaust fan.  Not to rid my kitchen of the smell of bacon but rather to make sure the neighborhood knows I'm cooking bacon.

 

*Live shot

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MadHammerThorsteen
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I know I'm not supposed to think this way, but when I read stories about either cops committing brutality (especially when it causes death) or when I read stories about criminals committing violence against innocents, I daydream about finding those people, dragging them out into the street, and performing a public execution with a .45. I could never do something like that but the thought still pops into my head every time I read one of those stories.

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GhettoJesus
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3 hours ago, MadHammerThorsteen said:

I know I'm not supposed to think this way, but when I read stories about either cops committing brutality (especially when it causes death) or when I read stories about criminals committing violence against innocents, I daydream about finding those people, dragging them out into the street, and performing a public execution with a .45. I could never do something like that but the thought still pops into my head every time I read one of those stories.

So you read the Minneapolis story as well? Yea I would love to do the same with some cops and politicians here too.

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ten-a-penny
On 4/29/2020 at 10:42 AM, El Penguin Bobo said:

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Mini-Confession: I actually want the lockdown to end. At least here in Libya. Obviously there should be some stuff enforced in, i.e only a limited amount of people can go inside stores and the like (the larger the building/interior the more folks can go in), but most places would be able to open. Simply because not everybody can afford to remain in lockdown with no source of income. Libya's useless sad excuse for a government only cares about its own pockets and they can't do jack sh*t (& this dates back to Qaddafi's days too so) and because of that they barely help their own citizens. At least if stores and businesses open to a certain degree people would still be able to buy & sell and have SOME income in.

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mr quick

My Bachelor thesis is due in 5 days. I started yesterday evening. I have written 200 incoherent words so far. 

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Cameron Star

When I make a joke online and lots of people like or upvote it, sometimes I'll go back to admire it.

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Rocket man FI
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I never got A+ or whatever you can call, "first class" in my school life ever.

 

Plus, I am still single, never got the chance to propose a girl yet lol tho most of my friends are mingle now. Guess what still I am? 😂

 

Rather than laughing at others and their jokes, I laugh on myself and mine's.

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