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CanadianMuscle
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Sometimes I wish I had some kind of "invisibility" power to hide myself from people. Yeah, I could get away clean from heinous crimes and all that, but hiding myself from the public. Some days I don't want to be seen.

Edited by CanadianMuscle

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Purevil

Recording audio of my neighbours having sex so when they piss me off in the future they can listen to themselves on my wireless bluetooth boom box.  Screaming and grunting is not accaptable behavior in the 21st century.  Especially when it's 2 hours of it.  Every night.  

 

 

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HeavyDuke
Posted (edited)
13 hours ago, CanadianMuscle said:

Sometimes I wish I had some kind of "invisibility" power to hide myself from people. Yeah, I could get away clean from heinous crimes and all that, but hiding myself from the public. Some days I don't want to be seen.

I kinda feel like that because i'm facially handicapped until i fully grow my beard back.

 

On 5/7/2019 at 6:15 PM, Billy Russo said:

I still have this problem where I feel lonely even when I'm surrounded by people. Which sounds weird, but it's kind of a mental thing. I sink out of conversations, get quiet and I'd forgive you for forgetting I'm even there. I wish I was just more out there & extroverted but I hate small talk.

All three of us could become a furry. Its super fluffy and you get a german accent for free. German accent is something that comes with becoming a furry apparantly. A big plus is, If you die cuddling you go to heaven and get 99 furry cuddle buddies there, Its written in ''The Korible''

 

 

But watch out for ehm..

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chronic lumbago

I never miss anyone I've ever met in the past. If we went out separate ways and said our goodbyes, or f*ckoffs, that's it for me.

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THC

I got $100 here for groceries and I got $1400 here for liquor 

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HeavyDuke
10 hours ago, THC said:

I got $100 here for groceries and I got $1400 here for liquor 

More drinking less talking, chop chop.

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Mafia Assassin®
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For a long time, I didnt knew Webster was a real person and I neither knew about the books, so I everytime someone mentioned "Webster Dictionary" in a movie/tv series, I thought, going by the name, it was just a random website like "urbandictionary.com"

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FearThoseWhoFearHim

I think a lot about some of my old friends but I don't know where they are.

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Billy Russo
9 hours ago, FearThoseWhoFearHim said:

I think a lot about some of my old friends but I don't know where they are.

Same. The only glimpses I get in to their life is from Facebook, and we all know how fabricated and 'perfect' it's made out to be on there. I'd really like to know how some of them are seriously doing in-person, but it's been so long and they live too far away.

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HeavyDuke
On 5/13/2019 at 11:51 AM, Billy Russo said:

Same. The only glimpses I get in to their life is from Facebook, and we all know how fabricated and 'perfect' it's made out to be on there. I'd really like to know how some of them are seriously doing in-person, but it's been so long and they live too far away.

Make up your own fake life. Post photos of sluts on your lap half naked while chilling on a yacht #orgy tonight. Then watch the friends come back to you. 

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Billy Russo
44 minutes ago, HeavyDuke said:

Make up your own fake life. Post photos of sluts on your lap half naked while chilling on a yacht #orgy tonight. Then watch the friends come back to you. 

Somehow I doubt they'd buy that. 😂

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FearThoseWhoFearHim

I feel this urge that I want to cry but tears just won't shed since 2011.

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HeavyDuke

My first playful girlfriend thought she could get pregnant through the mouth as well. This caused a very unnecessary freak-out from her until I explained and proved how that's impossible. 

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THC

Im drunk and high and sh*ts become different my drink is hard to drink lmao

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HeavyDuke
3 hours ago, THC said:

Im drunk and high and sh*ts become different my drink is hard to drink lmao

That's because your previous bottle is stuck in your throat.

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THC

That esse put dust in my weed!

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CanadianMuscle

I act guilty over almost anything deemed as "suspicious" in question, regardless whether or not I was involved or have any clue.

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Billy Russo
55 minutes ago, CanadianMuscle said:

I act guilty over almost anything deemed as "suspicious" in question, regardless whether or not I was involved or have any clue.

I do this when a police car passes me. I try to "act normal" even though I've not done anything wrong. Funnily enough, this makes me look more suspicious. 😂

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FearThoseWhoFearHim

Raising children and marriage is not my thing.

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