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Baserape
2 hours ago, Sinner! said:

I confess I really want my hot 38-year-old boss milf to sit on my face...here's a gif of her I made...I wanna give her a damn good rimming with a cherry on top. 😍

 

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That's my grandad.  BTW you can floss those choppers with it's anus hair.  Enjoy.

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HeavyDuke

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English words, something something anus hair, Enjoy? Thats even more confusing then the guy willing to bore out her browny with his tongue.

 

 

 

Back in the day i had a bj from my at the time gf in the cinema while watching Happy feet. I still don't have a clue where that movie was actually about. But she wanted to see the movie so.. that was part of the deal. 

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Sean O'God

on average i find women are more attractive than men, but peak men are more attractive than peak women. so many good looking chicks out there ive been desensitized, and most get away with frauding their appearance anyway like makeup, fake hair, tight clothes etc but to see a good looking guy is almost an event because so many things have to align in terms of facial structure, hair, height, build, coloring and so on in order for a guy to be objectively attractive. the end result is often so striking that i cant help but mire

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HeavyDuke

I always thought Jinpachi's transformation was one of the most badass scenes ever. 

 

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Benny Guy

I'm known for being a muscle and classic car fan...while I am, I actually drive and flaunt me lil' imports on the daily.

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Sinner!
On 4/18/2019 at 3:32 PM, HeavyDuke said:

By the sound of it he likes other big things as well.

 

I do indeed though A & B cups are also equally sumptuous & splendorous. 

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Benny Guy
6 minutes ago, THC said:

I tried ro convince stuff but like they dont cope  @CanadianMuscleloo IM SO f*ckING JuneSO MUCH GUES PLS PLZS

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HeavyDuke
2 hours ago, CanadianMuscle said:

r/ihadastroke

Pretty sure this was caused by a big blunt object penetrating the roof of the mouth and ended up 8inches into the brain again and again. #sensuallabotomy

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Benny Guy
1 hour ago, HeavyDuke said:

Pretty sure this was caused by a big blunt object penetrating the roof of the mouth and ended up 8inches into the brain again and again. #sensuallabotomy

Yeah lmao

 

I swear, i'm debating on putting it on reddit

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El Penguin Bobo

To this day, I still have mediocre handwriting. It's not as bad as it was before back in middle school, but it still looks like sh*te.

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Handsome Jack
2 hours ago, CanadianMuscle said:

Yeah lmao

 

I swear, i'm debating on putting it on reddit

Dont.

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spectre07

Not into Avengers movies like everyone going crazy right now.

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Benny Guy
1 hour ago, THC said:

Dont.

lmao ok

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Ned Bingham
On 4/25/2019 at 11:33 PM, Sinner! said:

I confess I really want my hot 38-year-old boss milf to sit on my face...here's a gif of her I made...I wanna give her a damn good rimming with a cherry on top. 😍

 

This should really be in the gotta question thread, but the topic has been raised...

 

Does anyone here think it's possible for women to masturbate by grinding themselves on guys faces? This is a question that sometimes occurs to me in moments of daydreaming.

 

If there are any actual women on this forum perhaps they'd like to comment.

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Sanches
2 hours ago, Short Stay said:

to masturbate by grinding themselves on guys faces

Available only at this guy's face

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trip
5 hours ago, Short Stay said:

Does anyone here think it's possible for women to masturbate by grinding themselves on guys faces?

Yes.  Although I'm not sure it is classed as masturbation at that point.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Confession:

I got nothing.  Sorry for continuing an off topic bit.  

 

Back to confessing stuff people.

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HeavyDuke
6 hours ago, Short Stay said:

 

Does anyone here think it's possible for women to masturbate by grinding themselves on guys faces? This is a question that sometimes occurs to me in moments of daydreaming.

 

You mean get an orgasm I assume? Well they would have to get your face nice and slippery then grind the fck out of it trying to get enough stimulance to eventually climax and the idea has to appeal to them in the first place, like a fetish. It's like trying to spoil your goo by only rubbing a woman's head with your schlong. 

 

Better get your finger and mouth work in check. She'll love it and it's quite

fun.

I confess, I didn't like going down on a girl much at 13-14 yr old when it was all new but now it's fun and pretty much a valued trade for an equal as good blowjob later on or another time as its easy to just get in after she's all splashy wet. Keep the momentum. The mouth play shows her you really think she's hot. As you wouldn't and shouldn't go down on a woman that grosses you out. It won't be pleasant to anyone if you end up puking all over his squishy thing. It would get her wet in the wrong way. Unless that's exactly what turns you two on. Then puke all over one another and have a blast.

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Motorik

I am a very jealous person. I have no self-confidence. This sometimes affects my relationship with other people. I remember that almost four years ago I mistreated a teacher because I was jealous of her knowledge- And I mean, REALLY mistreated her. It was so bad that my partners (two of which were psychologists) told that teacher and the headmaster that I had the symptoms of a psychotic attack (but they didn't want to get me expelled. They only wanted to help me). In the end, everything went right. I apologized to the teacher, and she forgave me, but even today I can't forgive myself for being an *ssh*le. When I graduated some months ago, I sent an email to that teacher to tell her the news (and to apologize to her once more). She congratulated me and told me that the things that happened are in the past. Still I feel bad, though. I don't know what to do. I despise male chauvinists that mistreat women and I behaved exactly like one of them (I didn't harm her physically, but still). The worst part is that I have feminist friends that tell me that this is water under the bridge now. In case you are wondering, of course I prefer to be forgiven, but I don't know if I deserve it.

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HeavyDuke

You deserving to be forgiven is up the fact if you learned your lession or not, which i doubt because you say you are still a 'jealous person' If you know you are a dick, jealous or not, its still your choice to be a dick or not. Long story short cut that sh*t out or embrace being a dick. Also having feminist friends is one way to have your balls cut off... and keep your self esteem at 0/10. 

 

They just want to turn this world into:

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Afbeeldingsresultaat voor rainbow unicorn worldAfbeeldingsresultaat voor retard cat gif

 

 

Seriously, simply stop caring about what others have and focus on improving your own life instead. Its that simple. Otherwise you are still the dick you were and nothing has or will change. Which means no, you did not deserve to be forgiven.

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Motorik

You misunderstood me (or I didn't make myself clear. It's also possible). Of course I haven't mistreated other people since then. I quitted being a d*ck after that. The problem is that I can't get rid of the feeling of jealousy (maybe I'm not trying hard enough, I'll give you that. But still). Of course I will someday, but I haven't hit the right spot yet.

Again, don't misunderstand me. I don't wish an ill will on anyone nor I mistreat people anymore. The problem is that still can't control the feeling.

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Ned Bingham

Why not convert your jealousy into hatred? There's so much more to hate about others than to be jealous of.

 

Only joking.

 

A psychologist writes

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Motorik

I know you are joking, but I'll answer anyway. I don't like to hate or to feel jealous. They are horrible feelings. But it's hard for me (right now, at least) to control them. I still have a rational mind that allows me to realize that these feelings are wrong, though.

By the way, thanks for that link. It looks interesting. I could show it to my psychologist.

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JON22

I'm an idiot. I thought my boiler had broken after I'd bled my radiators and sorted out the pressure. Turns out I'd closed a valve while blindly reaching for the thing I need to turn so I can turn the other thing to sort the pressure out. So two weeks of cold nights for my idiocy.

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trip
21 minutes ago, JON22 said:

I'm an idiot. I thought my boiler had broken after I'd bled my radiators and sorted out the pressure. Turns out I'd closed a valve while blindly reaching for the thing I need to turn so I can turn the other thing to sort the pressure out. So two weeks of cold nights for my idiocy.

Wanna exchange crazy boiler plumbing?

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Handsome Jack

yall ever smoke some weed and be like sh*t I got the iron lungs perk lol

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HeavyDuke

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I think you had strokeinabottle again, not weed.

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Guest Billy Russo

I cancelled my Netflix membership today.

 

Time to get my life in order and stop bingewatching TV shows. Really bad habit I've developed over the years.

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Ned Bingham

I was reading in the paper the other week about some poor woman who'd been murdered and when I read her name I thought "What a silly name". It was a name which someone had most likely chosen because they wanted something different and 'Interesting'.

 

What a cad, eh? 

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Benny Guy

Sometimes I wish I had some kind of "invisibility" power to hide myself from people. Yeah, I could get away clean from heinous crimes and all that, but hiding myself from the public. Some days I don't want to be seen.

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Baserape

Recording audio of my neighbours having sex so when they piss me off in the future they can listen to themselves on my wireless bluetooth boom box.  Screaming and grunting is not accaptable behavior in the 21st century.  Especially when it's 2 hours of it.  Every night.  

 

 

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