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I Have a Confession to Make

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HeavyDuke

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I could eat an entire box of those in minutes right now. 1100-1400 cal per day is the only way i can cut and has always been like that. 

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Average white guy

I used to be a quasi-racist. Like, I wasn't really racist, I just didn't like black women. This was because of some bad experiences I had with black girls whilst growing up. I allowed these negative experiences to control my libido, in a racist way I guess. I used to prejudge all black women, as I used to believe they were all obnoxious and rude. This led to me turning down potential partners just because they happened to be black. This changed when I met my girlfriend and she is black :inlove: and she is everything to me.

 

I just can't believe I used to be like that. My racist dislike for black women eventually included all women of color. I was even on the verge of joining the Alt-Right 😥. I'm so glad that I met my sweetheart , who knows what I would've turned into if I hadn't.

 

 

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just do it bob1
On 2/15/2019 at 5:36 PM, The Mascara Snake said:

lmao f*cking loser

you're the last person to be talking up on this forum bigmon

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TheSantader25

4 months in and 2019 has already been better than crappy 2017 & 2018 for me in all areas. Seriously f*ck those two years and what a great year this has turned out to be so far. 

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Benny Guy

I sniff gasoline and snort coffee grounds.

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just do it bob1
8 hours ago, CanadianMuscle said:

I sniff gasoline

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Sinner!

I confess if I had to sleep with a man, it would be Billy Zane in Titanic what a positively pulchritudinous & saucy gentleman.

 

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Ned Bingham
2 hours ago, Sinner! said:

pulchritudinous

Oooo, I do like a man who uses big words.

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HeavyDuke
Posted (edited)
9 hours ago, Short Stay said:

Oooo, I do like a man who uses big words.

By the sound of it he likes other big things as well.

Edited by HeavyDuke

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Guest Billy Russo

I shut everyone out because I don't think I'm good enough for anybody.

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Motorik

I hate when people tell me that I'm intelligent and capable. I know it's true, but it sounds like they pity me. I almost prefer to hear that I'm stupid. At least that sounds like they are trying.

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thehambone

I am a compulsive hand-washer.

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Sinner!

I confess whenever I look at August Ames sublime tits I feel a strange combination of aroused & sad.

 

R.I.P to August & her stupendous breasts. 

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Ned Bingham
On 4/18/2019 at 10:21 PM, thehambone said:

I am a compulsive hand-washer.

Otherwise known as Pontius Pilate syndrome.

 

I wash my hands a lot too, but not compulsively. Just because they get dirty a lot.

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HeavyDuke

I washed my hands once as well.

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thehambone
On 4/20/2019 at 5:37 AM, Short Stay said:

Otherwise known as Pontius Pilate syndrome.

Nah it's not that bad :p 

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trip

I totally enjoy freshly washed hands in warm water.  

 

I've never used any of those alchohol based germ killing hand gels.  Or whatever they are.

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spectre07

I am more worried to have my hands clean because I can stain my collecting things and such stuff.

And on another side, I just hate the dust.

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thehambone
21 minutes ago, FearThoseWhoFearHim said:

I am more worried to have my hands clean because I can stain my collecting things and such stuff.

That's basically the reason I wash my hands 10+ times a day. I just don't like touching things with dirty hands.

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HeavyDuke
Posted (edited)

Don't forget to wash your hands before you wipe your ass. You don't want to leave greasy fingerprints down there by accident.

 

Or wear gloves. However if you touch something inappropriate with gloves on, make sure to wash your gloves!

 

I confess, meditation is a necessity for me, at least a few times a week. It's my way to stay calm, cool, in the moment and prevents me from thinking to far ahead.

Edited by HeavyDuke

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Sinner!

I confess I have a double-barreled first name & second name aka Sasha-Daniel Michakov-Wells.

 

I always thought it was a f*cking mess, but what can you do. 

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trip

I confess that I'm part of the generation that gets seriously annoyed by Millennials.  Since I have no choice but hire Millennial age people I'm probably not as cranky (toward them as I may come across).  I hold a  morning meeting every day with 4 of them...they get to try and set me straight on their generation.

 

Anyway...this article is great.

Millennials! Get Over Your Blankies and Stuffed Animals and Grow Up Already!

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Clancy the Bandito
Posted (edited)

EDIT: nvm

Edited by Vitalize

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Beato_dim
On 4/18/2019 at 10:36 PM, Motorik said:

I hate when people tell me that I'm intelligent and capable. I know it's true, but it sounds like they pity me. I almost prefer to hear that I'm stupid. At least that sounds like they are trying.

Nobody with Selling England by the Pound on their userpic can really be stupid, that's pretty much a given.

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Motorik

Maybe, but the world is full of stupid people who think they are geniuses. I prefer to see myself as part of the ignorant mass. That helps me to think before acting.

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TheSantader25

I'm intelligent but I like to act stupid so people would underestimate me. Or maybe I'm actually stupid I don't know. 

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SonOfLiberty
1 minute ago, TheSantader25 said:

I'm intelligent but I like to act stupid so people would underestimate me. Or maybe I'm actually stupid I don't know. 

So you're just like CJ? *Wink, wink, nudge, nudge*😛

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Pete4000uk

I have a 500gb SSD and...

 

 

...Windows 10 Pro on order BUT I will keep the slurping in check and install classic shell.

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Sinner!
Posted (edited)

I confess I really want my hot 38-year-old boss milf to sit on my face...here's a gif of her I made...I wanna give her a damn good rimming with a cherry on top. 😍

 

fUBcfn1.gif

Edited by Sinner!

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HeavyDuke
Posted (edited)

^

I hope she appreciates you making posts with her pictures saying you want to lick her like a lollipop and clean her muzzle.

 

Don't get me wrong, I hope you got the balls to try and get her pregnant and then take her position. But it's a small world. Watch out with posting images of coworkers saying you want to stuff them with cream and jelly.

Edited by HeavyDuke

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