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Benny Guy

I considered Social Club my "social space" despite being very anti-social.

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thehambone

I just went on a Tinder date with a girl I've known since kindergarten, but haven't seen in about 7 years (we were never close growing up either). It was awkward in a sort of positive way... lots of blissful silence.

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Cameron Star
16 hours ago, mr quick said:

i did something really stupid and now everyone i know that isn't a close friend will hate me

I hate you. I don't know what you did, but I hate you.

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mr quick

everyone_irl ;_; 

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spectre07

I can't figure out how I can remember my long passwords, but my mind gets lost when I try to search something and I can't remember.

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mr quick
On 1/31/2019 at 9:49 PM, trip said:

I did a Twitch series where I would get pretty drunk while playing.  There was a sequence when I was doing GTA III and was soooooo drunk.  I actually deleted it from my YT archive.

 

My day job changed so I really "shouldn't" be getting drunk and broadcasting it.  The whole thing started to weird me out anyway.  I was doing it blind - so I had no idea who was watching or what was happening in chat.  I would just peek at my stats the next day. When I started having double digit concurrent viewers I got weirded out.

 

The last archivesd one I have is my drinking and playing VC.  I'll review it and if it isnt too bad maybe I'll share it here.

 

 

 

There should totally be a drunk GTAF weekly stream. 

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Cameron Star
26 minutes ago, mr quick said:

 

There should totally be a drunk GTAF weekly stream. 

Donations can go to Alcoholics Anonymous.

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trip
5 hours ago, mr quick said:

 

There should totally be a drunk GTAF weekly stream. 

 

5 hours ago, Cameron Star said:

Donations can go to Alcoholics Anonymous.

 

I would certainly host a weekly drunk podcast...  For FREE!!!

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Cameron Star

I feel like a lot of the fanbase for Life Is Strange are pervs or pedos. Especially the ones who make sexualized fanart, especially the ones where they are clearly projecting themselves (I don't dare read the fanfiction).

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spectre07

I need an online girlfriend, my last one was 6 years ago and then was my girlfriend in real life and now is my friend.

 

And since I don't have time to have a serious relationship an online girlfriend can help me in some free moments.

Edited by FearThoseWhoFearHim

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The Mascara Snake

Every time I get a woman's number, this is the first thing I text them

 

 

Edited by The Mascara Snake

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mr quick

Every 0 woman? 🤔

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spectre07
1 hour ago, mr quick said:

Every 0 woman? 🤔

I posted before in another topic, but since 6 years until now I always come too late to ask that question when she has a boyfriend just some days ago and they don't believe me, or they think I am joking.

 

Trying an online girlfriend was awesome and then make it a real girlfriend, but... not my fault when all was lost and she knows it.

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Billy Russo

I enjoy those sh*tty frozen Microwave meals from Supermarkets. I'm sorry. They are affordable, and I'm lazy.

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The Mascara Snake
20 hours ago, mr quick said:

Every 0 woman? 🤔

They all blocked me, so pretty much yeah 

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spectre07
52 minutes ago, The Mascara Snake said:

They all blocked me, so pretty much yeah 

Harassment or what?.

 

Don't try hard, even cocky girls are easy to get if you are patient and not act like a buffoon because in a matter of time they can change and surprise you, personal fact.

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Sinner!

I'm an extremely affectionate gentleman I just adore snogs & snuggles. 

 

I also love being spooned to sleep & especially laying on my girl's chest whilst she holds me. 🤤

 

HOLD ME LIKE YA LOVE ME! 😍

 

 

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spectre07

I don't like selling things, but help me to upgrade to new ones.

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TheerT

I feel like I've developed health anxiety.

 

Don't click the spoiler if you already suffer from HA:

For like a month, I've been living with a thought of having a brain tumor (with small breaks for like 2-4 days). sh*t's mostly centered around mood swings and headaches (most of them are actually related to sinus problems which I've been diagnosed with 6 years ago) and common feelings of tension in my head. I think I could probably be troubled by this problem, if the symptoms got worse as the time goes.

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Cameron Star

Nevermind.

Edited by Cameron Star
2nd thoughts

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Billy Russo

I got a message from somebody thinking I was Ben Barnes. The actor who plays Billy Russo, because of my username. 

 

I can honestly say this is the first time I've ever been mistaken for a famous actor, and the evil side of me was tempted to keep it going 😂

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.-.

I wish to help prisoners of their own needs.

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Femme Fatale

Sometimes I think RedDagger might look like a young Robert Smith.

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RedDagger
6 hours ago, Femme Fatale said:

Sometimes I think RedDagger might look like a young Robert Smith.

I look at pictures of a young robert smith and see a perfect mirror image of someone who isn't me tbh

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just do it bob1

Confession: it's that time of the f*cking year again and I don't have a valentine. Any suggestions guys? AXf3t0I.png

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Short Stay
23 minutes ago, just do it bob1 said:

Confession: it's that time of the f*cking year again and I don't have a valentine. Any suggestions guys? AXf3t0I.png

Mail a magazine to yourself...with some of the pages stuck together.

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feckyerlife
29 minutes ago, just do it bob1 said:

Confession: it's that time of the f*cking year again and I don't have a valentine. Any suggestions guys? AXf3t0I.png

prostitute or escort if you want the GF experience 

Edited by feckyerlife

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Coleco
2 hours ago, just do it bob1 said:

Confession: it's that time of the f*cking year again and I don't have a valentine. Any suggestions guys? AXf3t0I.png

 

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Cameron Star
2 hours ago, just do it bob1 said:

Confession: it's that time of the f*cking year again and I don't have a valentine. Any suggestions guys? AXf3t0I.png

Maybe just not give a sh*t about not having a girlfriend (or boyfriend, if you swing that way, I won't judge) on one particular day of the year when you don't have one on the other 364 either.

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RedDagger
3 hours ago, just do it bob1 said:

Confession: it's that time of the f*cking year again and I don't have a valentine. Any suggestions guys? AXf3t0I.png

jack it to furry porn

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