I Have a Confession to Make

[Dottie]

 

-im a 19 year old male, and not once in my life have i ever masturbated. all of my semen comes out via wet dreams.

 

WAT? I command you to get your penis out right now and masturbate! Why on earth wouldn't you? I'm shocked, speechless, scared even.

 

-i have a foot fetish.

 

Me too, I like you, why not masturbate to feet?

 

 

reply one. how have you not fapped once? Witch!

second reply. well both start with F so it makes sense

[mr quick]

 

 

 

I like the idea of being dominated by a cute girl in a loving/sexual way, I dream about it a lot, but I know I'll never find a girl like that, Or anyone I can love for that matter.

I'm in the same boat. I kind of have the same type of fetish but know it's a pipedream to ever find so it's pretty depressing lol

 

All girls like that sh*t, trust me. If you're big and strong I can guarantee they'll act dominating, if you 'steer the conversation' toward it.

 

 

How do people enjoy that? Submissiveness is humiliating, how do you take a terrible feeling and turn it sexual?

 

It shows raw, animal-like lust and desire in your partner, and if that sort of passion doesn't turn you on...

[Mr. House]

Starting to think everyone on the Internet is crazy.

EVERYONE is crazy.

[The Harwood Bitcher]

EVERYONE is crazy.

Here is my confession , i would prefered you keep your name,i never goin to get used to this, myron

[the ironic one]

 

Starting to think everyone on the Internet is crazy.

EVERYONE is crazy.

 

And if someone isn't then he's really crazy.

[Dottie]

 

 

Starting to think everyone on the Internet is crazy.

EVERYONE is crazy.

 

And if someone isn't then he's really crazy.

 

If someone isnt crazy, its definitely not Florida

[Gnocchi Flip Flops]

-im a 19 year old male, and not once in my life have i ever masturbated. all of my semen comes out via wet dreams.

Well this is embarrassing, but it's the same with me except I'm 16.

[mr quick]

 

-im a 19 year old male, and not once in my life have i ever masturbated. all of my semen comes out via wet dreams.

Well this is embarrassing, but it's the same with me except I'm 16.

 

 

 

-im a 19 year old male, and not once in my life have i ever masturbated. all of my semen comes out via wet dreams.

Well this is embarrassing, but it's the same with me except I'm 16.

 

What the f*ck, guy?

 

go on reddit's "60fpsporn" subreddit. If you can refrain from doing it then, you must have the strongest will in the world.

 

seriously not once? I mean what? I started when I was 11 and haven't missed a day since

[Naroon]

 

 

 

I like the idea of being dominated by a cute girl in a loving/sexual way, I dream about it a lot, but I know I'll never find a girl like that, Or anyone I can love for that matter.

I'm in the same boat. I kind of have the same type of fetish but know it's a pipedream to ever find so it's pretty depressing lol

 

All girls like that sh*t, trust me. If you're big and strong I can guarantee they'll act dominating, if you 'steer the conversation' toward it.

 

 

How do people enjoy that? Submissiveness is humiliating, how do you take a terrible feeling and turn it sexual?

 

Submissiveness and humiliation are not mutually exclusive. That is a stereotype peddled by ignorant mass modern society. E.g. the alpha/beta nonsense that people subscribe to.

 

Submissiveness in terms of sexual encounters can either be seen/experienced as a fetish or as a sign of trust between the two (or more) participants. That can really, really turn people on. Nothing humiliating about it.

 

With males, some men who are comfortable with their sexuality and don't feel the need to exaggerate their masculinity to give off false impressions of alpha dominance and confidence do kinky/alternative things like that. Going deeper into it, you get to things like BDSM and even pegging. But I'm gonna just leave it at that for now, lol.

Edited November 1, 2014 by Naroon

[Dottie]

This avatar describes this thread perfectly for newcomers

[krashr]

I instantly think less of people if they use memes.

 

[AZAZEL]

[Guest Billy Russo]

- After having a piss at Night, I still dash up them stairs faster than Usain Bolt because I think someone is following me.

 

- I used to pee in the bath every time as a kid.

 

- I can't go to the toilet if people are around the toilet.

 

- I listen to Christmas songs all year round.

 

- I think Ghosts exist and forever will. Seen too much crazy sh*t not too.

 

- I can't stand most people, even people I consider friends piss me off a lot. I'm generally a fan of just my own company, I enjoy peace and quiet way too much.

 

- I had a crush on my English teacher at School.

 

- I'm very complacent with my life. I'm way too laid back for my own good, and don't really aspire for anything.

[Dottie]

I cannot stand Christmas music any time of the year, even on Christmas. I blame the radio

I prefer Cadet hats over any hat. Baseball caps make me look like a 10 year old and (as mentioned earlier) flat brimmed caps are the stupidest thing ever

They look like this

I have a sun worn black (I wear it a lot) that has a few (a lot) of brown areas, a grey one. Also 2 for paintball (another black and an actual military camo one with the side zipper)

[Gnocchi Flip Flops]

 

-im a 19 year old male, and not once in my life have i ever masturbated. all of my semen comes out via wet dreams.

Well this is embarrassing, but it's the same with me except I'm 16.

 

What the f*ck, guy?

 

go on reddit's "60fpsporn" subreddit. If you can refrain from doing it then, you must have the strongest will in the world.

 

seriously not once? I mean what? I started when I was 11 and haven't missed a day since

 

I don't know what's wrong with me, I've just never had the desire to wank.

 

- I can't stand most people, even people I consider friends piss me off a lot. I'm generally a fan of just my own company, I enjoy peace and quiet way too much.

 

Me and you both. I love peace and quiet. I love it when I'm gaming, browsing, researching, doing classwork, and sightseeing. My house is noisy almost 24/7 and I just can't wait until I get a car so I can take off whenever I want and just enjoy the road and quietness.

Edited November 2, 2014 by Sting4S

[gtamann123]

I once took a fancy University IQ test in school and got a score of 147.

 

Shove that up your ass Hawking

[dudclub55]

I once took a fancy University IQ test in school and got a score of 147.

 

Shove that up your ass Hawking

 

I admit, I thought you were GTA-Freak-VI for a second because of that avatar.

[LightningLord]

 

I once took a fancy University IQ test in school and got a score of 147.

 

Shove that up your ass Hawking

 

I admit, I thought you were GTA-Freak-VI for a second because of that avatar.

 

Same here, lol.

[gtamann123]

Idk who tht is but ok

[LightningLord]

Idk who tht is but ok

Someone on the forums who had an Ariana Grande avatar. Not sure if they have it anymore. You also have an Ariana Grande avatar, so frankenstein107 and I thought you were that person.

[gtamann123]

Oh well my avatar is probs way better.

[Mr. House]

 

EVERYONE is crazy.

Here is my confession , i would prefered you keep your name,i never goin to get used to this, myron

 

=(

I once took a fancy University IQ test in school and got a score of 147.

 

Shove that up your ass Hawking

Generally, people who post their IQ unwarranted on an internet forum are lying, particularly if it's abnormally high. Not that IQ really means anything.

[gtamann123]

I just think it's funny how inaccurate the test was. There was obviously some error in how the test was graded but whatever now I just like to trot it around from time to time

 

I would assume my IQ is anywhere from 65-85 but I will never know because I don't know how I could ever take a reliable test. Because I don't know if internet tests are reliable

Edited November 2, 2014 by gtamann123

[JetsRLove]

The janitor that was in my middle school looked like a pornstar. When I was little I'd take a piss on the pads used for dogs that pee in the house. Wasn't potty trained until I was 8.

[gtamann123]

Maybe he was a pronstar by night and toilet cleaner by day

Edited November 2, 2014 by gtamann123

[Xavierr]

"Highschool janitor seduces teacher"

[Average white guy]

I do not like blonde haired girls at all. Brunette is what turns me on and I also crave a little ginger once in a while. Please tell me I'm not alone.

[gtamann123]

I'm kind of in your boat as well. I would rather watch a porn with a brunette girl over a blonde girl the vast majority of the time. Blonde is just so plain

[Average white guy]

-im not a tits or an ass man. i prefer them thin, cute and friendly.

-i like black and brown hair on girls. red is ok, but you dont see it often. i dont like blondes anymore but was obsessed with them as a kid.

-sometimes i get weird thoughts of randomly beating people to death, but then i end up biting my tongue to ease my compulsions. im not violent whatsoever.

-im a 19 year old male, and not once in my life have i ever masturbated. all of my semen comes out via wet dreams.

-i have phimosis, so my forekisn doesnt fully retract, which kinda sucks. i dont even know how to properly jack off.

-sometimes i imagine myself on top of a big mountain, shouting my lungs out at the inferior world below me.

-sometimes i imagine myself lying down naked on my back with ten girls licking each part of my body and tickling me with their toes.

-if i see an attractive female, i immediately start thinking about kissing, sex, and sometimes even marriage.

-im left-handed.

-im a verbal bully sometimes. i have an extensive grasp of the english language for someone my age, and i can creatively insult people.

-i imagine living in an equal, liberal world, yet some of my mentalities tend to be conservative.

-sometimes i wish i could have a never-ending amount of junk food go straight from my mouth to my stomach, without having to worry about choking, sh*tting, getting fat, or cleaning up.

-i have a foot fetish, leg fetish, and a walk fetish.

-i think fighting is for primitive degenerates who cant properly deal with words or problems. i try to avoid them, which is rather easy for me. i've never been in a physical fight.

-im not gay, but im much more comfortable around guys than girls. never had a gf, and being around cute/pretty girls makes me uncomfortable and anxious.

-i wanna have sex with a MILF.

-i have OCD and ADHD symptoms

-im confident when it comes to speaking my mind and making jokes, but im a complete pussy when it comes to speaking to women. i gues it's because i've got this mentality where i believe that girls should be approaching guys rather than vice versa.

-if i have the presumption that a female is looking at me, i passively keep a monotonous look on my face and act as if i dont know what they're doing, even though in my mind i feel completely satisfied

-i hate horror movies. they scare me more than the average person because i always assume that there's a chance that that stuff could be real, and could happen to me once i turn my back, since most horror villains are cowards who kill you with cheap shots during nighttime.

-i love the sensation of getting chills down my spine. makes me feel down to earth.

-i wanna control the world's affairs. im pretty sure that i can do what's right and wrong.

-im not racist, but sometimes i hate mexicans more than any other ethnic group; more specifically the teenagers. i dont like the way they act, dress, think, or talk. some of them are either idiots, pointlessly aggressive, or just overly-perverted

-i wanna lead an army of badasses.

Wow, you and me have so much in common. Only difference is I'm not a pussy around girls.

[gtamann123]

I stole a $3 kitchen knife from Goodwill today. I'm going to hell.