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I Have a Confession to Make


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Shogun Pacino

i fapped in the middle of the class

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GrudgefromSanAndreas

i fapped in the middle of the class

I tried pissing and wanking at the same time in a bathtub

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Arrows to Athens

i fapped in the middle of the class

I've done that several times before, but not actually jerking. Just rubbing.

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I found out that my son is a furry, I was talking to him about his helmet I made, (fallout outcast)

I want to complete it. it's still missing the accessories but he didn't want it anymore and he wanted to build a new mask I ask him Wich one and he said something weird like furrion fus-something idk but he Googled it and showed me a fox head :blink: i did encourage him on finding out what materials and the how to's

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I hate smiling, laughing, or any physical displays of enjoyment as an individual in public. Sometimes when a person cracks a joke, I don't find it amusing, and when I do, I have to excuse myself from the room or hide my face as I try to suppress my enjoyment until I can reach my neutral face again.

 

It has nothing to do with depression. I just operate better when I'm grey.

 

And grey is my favorite.

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I hate smiling, laughing, or any physical displays of enjoyment as an individual in public. Sometimes when a person cracks a joke, I don't find it amusing, and when I do, I have to excuse myself from the room or hide my face as I try to suppress my enjoyment until I can reach my neutral face again.

 

It has nothing to do with depression. I just operate better when I'm grey.

 

And grey is my favorite.

Sorry to hear that. And to be the carrier of bad news; dont think they have found a cure for that. Edited by FrikkenZz
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chronic lumbago

I'm the other way around, believe it or not. I always smile for no reason, to the point that it gets akward. I don't even know why I'm laughing myself. I'm probably a psychopath.

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Damn...

 

Come on...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*we can all make the world just a little better with little to no effort.

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Sometimes I wish I could talk to you all about certain things that go on in life... but I just can't.

 

I'll be back in 6 months.

 

Take care and ELE.

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Bruce Khansey

I can't tell my father to f*ck off definitely. He's an absolute negative influence in my life, I'm constantly on the edge between staying in a decent relationship and yell all the bad things I have to get off my chest about him.

 

I lived for at least 25 years thinking that he has his lacks just like everybody has; truth is, that he's just an asshole who always mistreated my mom and me, an asshole with no ambitions that lead me to take anxiolytics and antidepressants because all he gave me was fear and distrust about 99% of things in life since I was a child.

 

An example? One day I was very depressed, to the point that I was unable to eat at lunch, crying and deep breathing in my car before coming back to work; when I came back home, my father asked me how I was, and when I said "I really don't know what to do, there's nothing that could make me feel good", he replied "well, you're probably insane".

 

Another example? He never got over the fact that he quitted smoking, but my mom still does (is this such a great problem?). One night I was ready to play with my band and I heard him telling my mom "When you'll die of cancer I'll sh*t on your grave".

 

Could it be worse? Yes. Some people, unfortunately, has been beaten or even raped by their father. But between having a good or a bad father there's a huge gap, there are million ways to be bad parenting, and I think my father actually does, because those examples are just a few I can tell.

 

Why can't I tell him to just f*ck off? Because he intimidates me since I was a child. I can barely yell at him when he drives me mad, but sometimes all I can do is withstand what he says, as there's no reason to argue with him since it's impossible to do so.

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GrudgefromSanAndreas

Deer GTAF,

 

i've been keeping this one secret since i joined, and i'm not quite sure why i never said it, hope you don't mind for not telling you at first, i feel bad but i have to say it now cause i can't take it anymore, so are you ready?

 

I've never finished any storyline missions in any game in my entire life, including the GTAs i've played

 

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GrudgefromSanAndreas

I'm currently playing through VC w/o cheats and i'm hoping you can forgive me for not saying in time, but maybe i will rest a bit from this forums unless you want me to stay

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GrudgefromSanAndreas

Well, i didn't finish them because some of them were lagging and occassionally crashing, some had bad control setups, some had annoying story but awesome content, some were forbidden by my parents, some missions were just too frustrating and i didn't have enough patience sometimes etc...

 

But oh well, i guess i deserve to be humiliated maybe

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I would hope you don't feel humiliated. At the end of the day, if you enjoyed yourself then that's all there is to it. You could argue that you're missing out on half the fun by not finishing the storyline, but Grand Theft Auto games are built in such a way that just driving a car is a good time.

 

Don't be too hard on yourself. :)

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Well, i didn't finish them because some of them were lagging and occassionally crashing, some had bad control setups, some had annoying story but awesome content, some were forbidden by my parents, some missions were just too frustrating and i didn't have enough patience sometimes etc...

 

But oh well, i guess i deserve to be humiliated maybe

Yeah for real dude what @Craig said. Don't think to many users here at GTAF even care. It's not a crime either if you didn't Complete any gta's :p Edited by Big_Smiley
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Yeah, don't feel bad about not getting your games completed. I started Fallout New Vegas 3 times and never actually finished it.

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chronic lumbago

I'm currently playing through VC w/o cheats and i'm hoping you can forgive me for not saying in time, but maybe i will rest a bit from this forums unless you want me to stay

No, please do stay dude. It just took me by surprise. I'd recommend finishing them eventually, with or without cheats. In the older games, you'll also get access to new parts of the map, get more money to spend and unlock features the more you progress.

In the end, it will also enchance your free roam possibilities. Maybe you'll end up liking the stories more than you think too.

 

I thought you were half serious and half joking in the way you spoiler tagged it and the Dear GTAF, but it seems it was a legit confession. Don't worry about it, I didn't intend to make you feel uncomfortable or anything. It's just a game and I have no reason to hold it against you, "GTA"Forums or not.

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GrudgefromSanAndreas

Well i guess i really worry too much, after all i'm still working on my game concepts/projects and i just want them to be finished one day, whether i finish games or not :breadfish::catloaf::r*:

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Guns N Roses reunion that I'll never see is driving me mad.

 

I never even mention it, over ten years I've been obsessed with them. Particularly Slash. I have all albums, all of Snakepit, Velvet Revolver and his side projects with other artists.

Every book about them, countless keychains, t-shirts, DVD's of their concerts etc.

 

I never thought I'd have the chance to see them all together (I didn't care for the sham that Axl threw together before the reunion, that was bollocks) but now they're back.. It's not like I could've shown up to Download by myself :blink:
Missed out on the chance of a lifetime. Dreaming about seeing them since I was 12/13 and I'm pretty sure I'm not gonna get to, ever, f*ck me man.

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Guns N Roses reunion that I'll never see is driving me mad.

 

[...]

 

[...]It's not like I could've shown up to Download by myself :blink:

Missed out on the chance of a lifetime. Dreaming about seeing them since I was 12/13 and I'm pretty sure I'm not gonna get to, ever, f*ck me man.

Is Download suppose to be Downtown?

 

I'm dying to know. Why did you not go?

 

From my own experience I learned it was better to go to concerts alone. It just makes things easier. No having to coordinate driving, meeting, and that kind of bullsh*t. No worry for drama or someone throwing a wet blanket on your fun. And it isn't like you are alone. For one you just meet up with your friends at the venue and if none of your friends are going to a particular show it is super easy and super fun to make new friends at concerts.

 

I knew my wife years before a particular Crosby, Stills, and Nash concert. But it was that particular concert where I got to steal her from a pack of her friends, bring her back to my apartment...and the rest is history. If I had to deal with a pack of my friends I probably wouldn't have had the same opportunity.

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Thanks.

 

 

Yeah, I could see a big festival being a bit different than a single show when it comes to going alone. The only festival I'm personally familiar with is the Philadelphia Folk Festival. I went every year since near birth up until 1998(99 maybe).

 

I can see camping at a festival alone might be weird.

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Guns N Roses reunion that I'll never see is driving me mad.

 

[...]

 

[...]It's not like I could've shown up to Download by myself :blink:

Missed out on the chance of a lifetime. Dreaming about seeing them since I was 12/13 and I'm pretty sure I'm not gonna get to, ever, f*ck me man.

But it was that particular concert where I got to steal her from a pack of her friends, bring her back to my apartment...and the rest is history. If I had to deal with a pack of my friends I probably wouldn't have had the same opportunity.

 

 

That's a really nice way to meet someone.

But yeah, I definitely don't have the balls to go to a festival alone, far too much to deal with. I'm just going to be bitter over it for the rest of my life.

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shows are a great place to meet people. a few years ago i was hanging out on the steps of a certain well-known new jersey punk venue that p much doesn't exist anymore and struck up a conversation with these hippie kids. they had a box of wine and i killed like half of it, then venue staff came out and started getting angry about the boxed wine and i threw those kids under the bus quicker than you could say "hemp poncho". i never saw them again but i had a hell of a time that night. i think.

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