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ṼirulenⱦEqừinox

I legit forget when my birthday is at times, and it's not like it's that easy to forget since I hatched on Christmas.

If it hadn't been for a birthday card I got from my dentist reminding me it was time for a checkup I would've forgotten it last year

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Sometimes I forget my own age. Someone once asked me my age and I hesitantly said 26. Then my wife interrupted and said "No, you're 27." I was like, "Since when?!" Kind of embarrassing not knowing your own age.

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ṼirulenⱦEqừinox

Nah as we get older we don't celebrate like we used too as kids/teens/early 20's so unless you have a party each year or your family makes it a big deal you can simply go on like it was a regular monday not even realizing the date.

 

I'm sure If I didn't have my daughters and not get their homemade cards every year I would simply forget it period as I don't make a big deal about it.

 

I don't do birthday dinners or anything like that

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I'm sure glad my birthday isn't always on Monday.

 

I hate Mondays. Where's the lasagna?

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I'm sure glad my birthday isn't always on Monday.

 

I hate Mondays. Where's the lasagna?

There.

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I'm sure glad my birthday isn't always on Monday.

 

I hate Mondays. Where's the lasagna?

There.

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That's the weirdest, grossest looking lasagna I've ever seen.
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BöömBäpper

I've been drinking randomly since I was 15, but I have only once drinked so much that I got hangover.

I mean,,, yeah i've had light hangovers other than that, but only one really bad one with puke and all that.

Really don't see point of drinking more than 4 cans. Me personally, if i drink too much it just unleashes all the anger and dissapointment of my life and makes me violent and destroy stuff like I turned in to hulk. If I drink, I normally just drink 1 or 4 cans. 1-2 if I want to relax, 3-4 for fun.

Yeah well my dad being alcoholic (who's still to this day, not understanding that he is) may have something to do with it also.

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I hate reggaeton, but that changes when I'm drunk af, and I start singing along "Atrevete-te-te, salte del closet, destapate, quítate el esmalte." :lol:

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ṼirulenⱦEqừinox

So that's your version of Free Bird eh? Nobody wants to sign it unless they're drunk

 

 

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BöömBäpper

You know how peoples are allways wondering how does their language sound to others who don't understand it?

Well,, believe or not, I may have accidently invented a way to trick your brain to not understand your mother language, so you can hear it the way foreigners hear it.

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chronic lumbago

Well, what's the trick?

 

 

because I'd love to watch those subtitled angry Hitler videos without understanding what he's actually saying. Not my mother language but I understand it flawlessly so yeah.

 

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I may have accidently invented a way to trick your brain to not understand your mother language, [...]

Bump your head?

Eat a strange wild mushroom?

Get bitten by a toxic spider?

Fall asleep in a sweat lodge?

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Obviously it's eating tide pods and washin them down with some clorox. You can't understand sh*t when you're dead.

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You know how peoples are allways wondering how does their language sound to others who don't understand it?

Well,, believe or not, I may have accidently invented a way to trick your brain to not understand your mother language, so you can hear it the way foreigners hear it.

It's well-established Portuguese is like Spanish with some different words for foreigners.

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I think terrible decisions are just part of that little period of life.

I'm not sure we fully grow out of terrible decisions.

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make total destroy

yeah i'm no longer a teenager and i make terrible decisions all the time

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Reformed Squid

I listen to Trout Mask Replica about three times a week, usually while doing dishes at work

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make total destroy

I removed John Smith from my ignore list.

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I'm like, the Michael Jordan of bad decisions.

 

 

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I actually like sound of "Saleel Sawarim".
Like i understand that it's terrorists stuff and i tried to read lyrics' translation to understand how bad this situation is, but damn. I just like how this thing sounds.

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I'm like, the Michael Jordan of bad decisions.

 

 

Not quite, but that's some good sh*t.

 

 

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Leftist Bastard

I eat raw patatoes

how are you alive

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