I Have a Confession to Make

[Pete4000uk]

Its my birthday on 23rd Dec and I could not give a rodents rear

[G U M M I]

I hate smokers. Not even the actual people

who do smoke, but the ones who take pride in it, and have to tell everyone in the world what they smoke, how it makes them feel, and is the main topic for them.

 

Pretty sure the only people who took pride in killing themselves were mass suicide cults.

 

Other than that, the money. My mom smokes, well, is trying to quit. I just can't help but to think how many thousands of dollars there could have been saved if she didn't spend 6 on a pack everyday.

Edited December 5, 2017 by Lucius M. Galloway

[make total destroy]

I hate smokers. Not even the actual people

who do smoke, but the ones who take pride in it, and have to tell everyone in the world what they smoke, how it makes them feel, and is the main topic for them.

smoking makes you cool

[chronic lumbago]

I disagree. Cool people smoke. They were cool before they even started smoking.

[ṼirulenⱦEqừinox]

I still like watching movies such as Annie, Hairspray ect but only the 1980's Annie, I tried to give the new one with Jamie Foxx a chance but like with most remakes it just didn't compete with the original

 

I don't know why he bothered stretching it's not like the cops inside would be fit enough to chase him down..... Hey-Oh!

 

 

 

I'll show myself out

[Excalibur Voltaire]

The first time I hear "Car Free Day", I though it was "Free Car Giveaway"

[Pedinhuh]

I want to grab my goddamn impacted wisdom tooth with a wrench and rip it off my goddamn mouth to end this pain.

[G U M M I]

I almost got jumped. *Edit, I know I say twins, too lazy to edit.*

 

It was 5 or 6 weeks before graduation. Biology teacher proposed we take a field trip to some center dedicated to animals of all types. So keep in mind, the real me, not the persona I take on here, is paranoid of others wanting what you have, and me being ready to jump when sh*t hits the fan, I shut anything down when someone thinks that I'm a pussy for even a second. Now, in my school you had the usual athletes with the overzealous egos, the ones who thought they couldn't be touched or talked back to.

 

Well, two of these guys happened to be twins, and related to said athlete. But there was only one of the twins on the field trip, not both. So we get off of the bus, and the instructor is talking amongst us. Here I am, side by side with my boy, and the twins are gathered with their 3rd wheel ape, and a whipping boy who wants to fit in with them. They began to eye us, whispering to themselves like a bunch of bitches, but I got good ears, they were talking about my lunch bag, and how they would "take my sh*t." There goes my paranoia. So they take us to the place where we set our bags down, I wait until nearly everyone leaves, and then set my bag on the opposite side of the room.

 

After an hour, the instructor gave us time to go explore.

 

So I'm with my boy, and we're touring the trails, exploring and whatnot, and we come across the twins several times, and they take turns ganging up on my bro. Bullying? Where I come from, no such thing, we jank ( before it was called roasting) each other from time, but they made it much more personal

 

My boy, Tay, he was a big guy, nearing 300 pounds, so he had a lot of flesh and they treated him like a punching bag and a teddy bear.

 

One thing I don't like is when someone f*cks with one of my guys. My moms always told me to defend myself, but I had a natural instinct to stand up to anyone who messed with mine. So I talked to him about it, I let it slide the first time. I knew they were picking on him ever since we got on the bus. He said "they just do that from time to time," and I said "yeah, that ain't gonna fly with me, because eventually they'll start targeting me too. And I'm telling you now, I don't f*ck around."

 

So we find this spot, there's a deck overlooking a field of trees and grass, the sun's out, the wind is blowing, it felt good as a motherf*cker. So we chilled their for a couple of minutes, but Tay wanted to stay a little while longer. Then all of a sudden I get a feeling that it was time to head back.

 

When we came back, guess who we ran into? The twin and his guys. They start making noise about how the whole class was waiting for us, and how it was time to go and they were looking for us. So my instincts were correct, and I apologized. The moment where the guys f*cked up? They made a gay joke, saying that we wete back in the woods having fun.

 

At that moment I let go of my restriction for those guys. They snatched Tay by his collar, and strongarmed him to the bus. So there was the pavilion where most sat to eat lunch, and I had left my bag there from earlier. The second they catch wind of me making my "escape," they go off like fireworks, asking me where I am going, and to get my ass to the bus.

 

So I failed to remember to keep a lid on it, and I popped off. I said "I'm going to get my bag, now f*ck off." They cooked up a storm, insulting me nonstop until we get to the bus, threatening to fight me and everything. I catch my teacher as she stood outside the bus, and I explain the situation to her as calm as possible, and managed to make a joke too. So she's trying to calm them down, the twin, and the other two guys are all trying to get at me. The guy says "I'll f*ck you up boy, you don't know who the f*ck you f*cking with."

 

 

I don't bother with the sh*t talking, I told him I wasn't going anywhere, to feel free to take a swing. We got on the bus, and it was a heated ride back to school. Tay sends me a text, telling me to not get off of the bus because they're calling the twin's brother, and their cousins to jump me.

 

So I tell him it's all good, nothing's going to happen, but I also inform my teacher, right before calling my sister. My teacher didn't understand the dirtyness of these guys, three of them were chatting up the security guard outside the school, while secretly waiting for us to arrive, and the guy was unaware of their plans. So even if my teacher stopped the other three from getting off the bus, the three at school would be waiting to tag me the moment I set foot off the bus.

 

So we roll past them, I see them start walking towards the front of the school. I get off the bus, I wasn't nervous or scared, shouldn't have been. I hear somebody say "so who wants to fight my brother?" I took a look to the right, and its my sister. She had her tazer and mace in both hands. She scared them off, all of a sudden they didn't know me, and they didn't want to fight anymore.

 

I talked to the principal, and as usual he did nothing, because he was friends with the twins father or grandfather, and they were all buddy buddy. But I left school with my head held high, and not an ounce of f*cking regret. If we were to ever fight, we all would have jeopardized our graduation anyhow.

 

 

Tay calls me, tells me that my teacher had a talk with the boys, saying they tried to convince her I started all of the sh*t. I did not, all of the instigating just set fire to a powder keg, and I just reacted to it. She told them that regardless of who started it, some people don't like being spoken to any kind of way, and these guys were naturally aggressive for no reason. They wanted to break anyone's neck who didn't agree with them, or went against them.

 

I asked my boy a question though. I asked, "even if they went through with jumping me, would you have had my back?" He said "I would have been trying to pull them off of you." 30 minutes prior, the guys told him "we gone beat his ass Taylor, you better not jump in." After he revealed that, it seemed like he listened to them.

 

I told him that's cold as sh*t because I would have had your back any day, no matter the weather.

 

We don't talk anymore.

Edited December 11, 2017 by Lucius M. Galloway

[Pedinhuh]

I almost got jumped. *Edit, I know I say twins, too lazy to edit.*

 

It was 5 or 6 weeks before graduation. Biology teacher proposed we take a field trip to some center dedicated to animals of all types. So keep in mind, the real me, not the persona I take on here, is paranoid of others wanting what you have, and me being ready to jump when sh*t hits the fan, I shut anything down when someone thinks that I'm a pussy for even a second. Now, in my school you had the usual athletes with the overzealous egos, the ones who thought they couldn't be touched or talked back to.

 

Well, two of these guys happened to be twins, and related to said athlete. But there was only one of the twins on the field trip, not both. So we get off of the bus, and the instructor is talking amongst us. Here I am, side by side with my boy, and the twins are gathered with their 3rd wheel ape, and a whipping boy who wants to fit in with them. They began to eye us, whispering to themselves like a bunch of bitches, but I got good ears, they were talking about my lunch bag, and how they would "take my sh*t." There goes my paranoia. So they take us to the place where we set our bags down, I wait until nearly everyone leaves, and then set my bag on the opposite side of the room.

 

After an hour, the instructor gave us time to go explore.

 

So I'm with my boy, and we're touring the trails, exploring and whatnot, and we come across the twins several times, and they take turns ganging up on my bro. Bullying? Where I come from, no such thing, we jank ( before it was called roasting) each other from time, but they made it much more personal

 

My boy, Tay, he was a big guy, nearing 300 pounds, so he had a lot of flesh and they treated him like a punching bag and a teddy bear.

 

One thing I don't like is when someone f*cks with one of my guys. My moms always told me to defend myself, but I had a natural instinct to stand up to anyone who messed with mine. So I talked to him about it, I let it slide the first time. I knew they were picking on him ever since we got on the bus. He said "they just do that from time to time," and I said "yeah, that ain't gonna fly with me, because eventually they'll start targeting me too. And I'm telling you now, I don't f*ck around."

 

So we find this spot, there's a deck overlooking a field of trees and grass, the sun's out, the wind is blowing, it felt good as a motherf*cker. So we chilled their for a couple of minutes, but Tay wanted to stay a little while longer. Then all of a sudden I get a feeling that it was time to head back.

 

When we came back, guess who we ran into? The twin and his guys. They start making noise about how the whole class was waiting for us, and how it was time to go and they were looking for us. So my instincts were correct, and I apologized. The moment where the guys f*cked up? They made a gay joke, saying that we wete back in the woods having fun.

 

At that moment I let go of my restriction for those guys. They snatched Tay by his collar, and strongarmed him to the bus. So there was the pavilion where most sat to eat lunch, and I had left my bag there from earlier. The second they catch wind of me making my "escape," they go off like fireworks, asking me where I am going, and to get my ass to the bus.

 

So I failed to remember to keep a lid on it, and I popped off. I said "I'm going to get my bag, now f*ck off." They cooked up a storm, insulting me nonstop until we get to the bus, threatening to fight me and everything. I catch my teacher as she stood outside the bus, and I explain the situation to her as calm as possible, and managed to make a joke too. So she's trying to calm them down, the twin, and the other two guys are all trying to get at me. The guy says "I'll f*ck you up boy, you don't know who the f*ck you f*cking with."

 

 

I don't bother with the sh*t talking, I told him I wasn't going anywhere, to feel free to take a swing. We got on the bus, and it was a heated ride back to school. Tay sends me a text, telling me to not get off of the bus because they're calling the twin's brother, and their cousins to jump me.

 

So I tell him it's all good, nothing's going to happen, but I also inform my teacher, right before calling my sister. My teacher didn't understand the dirtyness of these guys, three of them were chatting up the security guard outside the school, while secretly waiting for us to arrive, and the guy was unaware of their plans. So even if my teacher stopped the other three from getting off the bus, the three at school would be waiting to tag me the moment I set foot off the bus.

 

So we roll past them, I see them start walking towards the front of the school. I get off the bus, I wasn't nervous or scared, shouldn't have been. I hear somebody say "so who wants to fight my brother?" I took a look to the right, and its my sister. She had her tazer and mace in both hands. She scared them off, all of a sudden they didn't know me, and they didn't want to fight anymore.

 

I talked to the principal, and as usual he did nothing, because he was friends with the twins father or grandfather, and they were all buddy buddy. But I left school with my head held high, and not an ounce of f*cking regret. If we were to ever fight, we all would have jeopardized our graduation anyhow.

 

 

Tay calls me, tells me that my teacher had a talk with the boys, saying they tried to convince her I started all of the sh*t. I did not, all of the instigating just set fire to a powder keg, and I just reacted to it. She told them that regardless of who started it, some people don't like being spoken to any kind of way, and these guys were naturally aggressive for no reason. They wanted to break anyone's neck who didn't agree with them, or went against them.

 

I asked my boy a question though. I asked, "even if they went through with jumping me, would you have had my back?" He said "I would have been trying to pull them off of you." 30 minutes prior, the guys told him "we gone beat his ass Taylor, you better not jump in." After he revealed that, it seemed like he listened to them.

 

I told him that's cold as sh*t because I would have had your back any day, no matter the weather.

 

We don't talk anymore.

Go easy on the big guy man, bullied people tend to lack self-esteem and confidence so much that they do whatever is possible to not fight with anyone to not get theirselves hurt.

 

I know this because I was in that guy shoes in my teenage years through high school, fatty people are lack a lot of confidence, and after being bullied, they just get scared, it's f*cked up.

 

With this being said, I think you shouldn't be buying into other's fights like that, I know it's what you do but that's a nice way for you to get hurt and not even receive a "thank you" later.

 

And watch your back from now on, these bullies might come back.

[Big_Smiley]

I know this because I was in that guy shoes in my teenage years through high school, fatty people are lack a lot of confidence, and after being bullied, they just get scared, it's f*cked up.

Yeah i know how you feel man. I don't really recall getting bullied when i was a young kid. I remember though throughout my Elementary years i would get bullied here and there nothing serious. Growing up where i lived as a kid i had that type don't take sh*t from anyone attitude. At our school in East LA none of the jocks never even bothered to mess with us not one single time throughout my years in high school. If you had the "Cojones" (Spanish for balls) to mad dogg us or any other group of Those people You would most likely get ready for a lay-out. We had our jocks in school who thought they were hot sh*t and what not but you wouldn't want mess with the homeboys. I don't really know anybody at the time i was going to school got bullied and whatnot. That place was ghetto af lmao. Grate high school times. Pretty sure it's different i assume. Nothing really stays the same as it was back in the day. Edited December 11, 2017 by GTA_The_Series

[Leftist Bastard]

the problem with smoking is you THINK you look like a Don Draper-esque dashing gent but in reality you probably look like the homeless guy by the local 7-Eleven.

[Sombra]

i dunno why you're trying to play that off like some fast and furious WE FAMILY sh*t sounds like you were boutta get your ass beat so you called ya big sister

[Mr. Scratch]

 

 

 

 

 

I don't know why he bothered stretching it's not like the cops inside would be fit enough to chase him down..... Hey-Oh!

 

 

 

I'll show myself out

Aren't you a cop though?

[Jolly Slagman]

in reality you probably look like the homeless guy by the local 7-Eleven.

Sounds pretty cool to me

[Sombra]

there's a homeless guy here by the name of liam who over the last few months has got a good amount of support from the local town, clothing/food/money/accommodation/etc

 

turns out it was all one big scam and they're just con artists from down south

[Mr. Scratch]

there's a homeless guy here by the name of liam who over the last few months has got a good amount of support from the local town, clothing/food/money/accommodation/etc

 

turns out it was all one big scam and they're just con artists from down south

 

Never liked that Gallagher c*nt tbh. Or his c*nt of a brother. c*nts.

[Menstrual Deranged]

I don't like the holiday season. It annoys me. I'm a scrooge.

[Crokey]

I don't like the holiday season. It annoys me. I'm a scrooge.

There are dozens of us... dozens.

[Sombra]

i wish i had a kid so i could get an xbox box and fill it with books and make them open it and they'll be all awww no way and then cry and then walk in with the actual xbox and chuck it off their face because its not a real xbox its a cake xbox

[-LN-]

I don't like the holiday season. It annoys me. I'm a scrooge.

 

I'm the same way; I have no religion, but even though the holiday season is extremely secularised, it's still a bitter, hard to swallow mix of rampant, often chaotic consumerism and a personal reminder that I have an extremely complex and quite distant relationship with my family. I haven't anything against those who truly enjoy the season and long to spend time with their "normal" families, but it simply isn't for me and I do not think it will ever be for me - if I want to show a close friend or relative that I appreciate them, I don't need a designated holiday season to tell me how or be the reason why I am displaying this sudden sense of gratitude.

[sreyazsec]

One near miss keeps me up at night. I was thinking about it for hours last night, probably mentioned it before.

 

 

When I was at the beach with my ex and we were playing frisbee, I had to fetch it from near a cliff (which we'd been trying to stay away from) and something brushed past my hair/flew past and I heard a thud. Obviously I thought my dumbass ex threw something at me but he was just staring, it was a f*cking huge rock from a bloody seagull at the top of a cliff.

 

 

It was why we were trying to avoid going close to the cliff, we knew there were seagulls nesting,
Makes me paranoid. The rock was bigger than my fist and it missed my head by an inch, I laughed it off but it creeps me the f*ck out. I don't like beaches anyway but that sealed the deal for me.

What a sh*tty way to die that would be.

 

That's my confession, near misses - I laugh them off but holy sh*t at nighttime when you're trying to fall asleep they play havoc with my head.

Edited December 15, 2017 by ceszayers

[Star-Lord]

Confession: Christmas sucks when there's too many scrooges in one basket.

[Sombra]

One near miss keeps me up at night. I was thinking about it for hours last night, probably mentioned it before.

 

 

When I was at the beach with my ex and we were playing frisbee, I had to fetch it from near a cliff (which we'd been trying to stay away from) and something brushed past my hair/flew past and I heard a thud. Obviously I thought my dumbass ex threw something at me but he was just staring, it was a f*cking huge rock from a bloody seagull at the top of a cliff.

 

 

It was why we were trying to avoid going close to the cliff, we knew there were seagulls nesting,

Makes me paranoid. The rock was bigger than my fist and it missed my head by an inch, I laughed it off but it creeps me the f*ck out. I don't like beaches anyway but that sealed the deal for me.

What a sh*tty way to die that would be.

 

That's my confession, near misses - I laugh them off but holy sh*t at nighttime when you're trying to fall asleep they play havoc with my head.

 

once when i was doing things i shouldnt near some traintracks i was walking home and one of those virgin high speed trains got diverted through here f*cker snuck up on me i swear if i'd turned around 5 seconds later I would be dead as f*ck

 

you live and learn

 

unless you get bopped by a train i guess

Edited December 15, 2017 by Blaze

[trip]

@near misses.

Ya gotta love a good death scare. Anytime you look(or think you look) death in the face and live your body rewards you with all sorts of natural drugs.

 

Not dying is rewarding.

 

 

Add me to the list of people who could care less for the holiday craziness.

[Guest]

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Edited October 17, 2019 by Guest

[Khephera]

I also f*cking despise people that fetishize others based of their race. f*ck you Lauren.

Yep.

 

And 4 beta males sitting there who don't call that racist major out. One of them is even acting like a little boy in school, putting his hand up. lmao.

Btw... Southern?

Edited December 16, 2017 by Khephera

[Guest]

Btw... Southern?

Nah, nothing to do with her. She's a c*nt too, though.

 

This one is some dumb girl I knew that was the reason for my post.

[Mister Kay]

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