I Have a Confession to Make

[mr quick]

How so? If I was in a minority group maybe the internet would hate me less. Because being a straight white male is basically the devil on the Internet I guess. Have you been on Tumblr lately?

what kind of a fa**ot* goes on Tumblr and gives a sh*t what anyone on there has to say?

 

 

*Disclaimer: South Park/Louis C.K. definition of the word

 

[feckyerlife]

^Being half white and half Mexican is pretty cool. The old white rich people around here don't completely hate me for being "brown" cause my whiteness shows (cause this particular suburb I love in consists of mostly rich whites and Asians, and if you're darker then you're sort of looked down upon cause this is the last predominantly white place in the LA area). Then if I get out of this suburb and go to the other more culturally diverse parts of LA I'm not a hopeless white boy, my tanned skin lets me blend in pretty well.

 

It works out pretty nicely.

i look mexican lol its what happens when you are asian white mix. you become latino

[Xavierr]

Starting to think everyone on the Internet is crazy.

[a20characterusername]

Well now if that isn't the pot calling the kettle black.

[The Harwood Bitcher]

Starting to think everyone on the Internet is crazy.

Eveyone is crazy, it's just they show his true colors on internet.

[Ai®a©ob®a]

 

Starting to think everyone on the Internet is crazy.

Eveyone is crazy, it's just they show his true colors on internet.

 

That or they watch porn to keep it in check.

[Brilliant Ideas]

-im not a tits or an ass man. i prefer them thin, cute and friendly.

-i like black and brown hair on girls. red is ok, but you dont see it often. i dont like blondes anymore but was obsessed with them as a kid.

-sometimes i get weird thoughts of randomly beating people to death, but then i end up biting my tongue to ease my compulsions. im not violent whatsoever.

-im a 19 year old male, and not once in my life have i ever masturbated. all of my semen comes out via wet dreams.

-i have phimosis, so my forekisn doesnt fully retract, which kinda sucks. i dont even know how to properly jack off.

-sometimes i imagine myself on top of a big mountain, shouting my lungs out at the inferior world below me.

-sometimes i imagine myself lying down naked on my back with ten girls licking each part of my body and tickling me with their toes.

-if i see an attractive female, i immediately start thinking about kissing, sex, and sometimes even marriage.

-im left-handed.

-im a verbal bully sometimes. i have an extensive grasp of the english language for someone my age, and i can creatively insult people.

-i imagine living in an equal, liberal world, yet some of my mentalities tend to be conservative.

-sometimes i wish i could have a never-ending amount of junk food go straight from my mouth to my stomach, without having to worry about choking, sh*tting, getting fat, or cleaning up.

-i have a foot fetish, leg fetish, and a walk fetish.

-i think fighting is for primitive degenerates who cant properly deal with words or problems. i try to avoid them, which is rather easy for me. i've never been in a physical fight.

-im not gay, but im much more comfortable around guys than girls. never had a gf, and being around cute/pretty girls makes me uncomfortable and anxious.

-i wanna have sex with a MILF.

-i have OCD and ADHD symptoms

-im confident when it comes to speaking my mind and making jokes, but im a complete pussy when it comes to speaking to women. i gues it's because i've got this mentality where i believe that girls should be approaching guys rather than vice versa.

-if i have the presumption that a female is looking at me, i passively keep a monotonous look on my face and act as if i dont know what they're doing, even though in my mind i feel completely satisfied

-i hate horror movies. they scare me more than the average person because i always assume that there's a chance that that stuff could be real, and could happen to me once i turn my back, since most horror villains are cowards who kill you with cheap shots during nighttime.

-i love the sensation of getting chills down my spine. makes me feel down to earth.

-i wanna control the world's affairs. im pretty sure that i can do what's right and wrong.

-im not racist, but sometimes i hate mexicans more than any other ethnic group; more specifically the teenagers. i dont like the way they act, dress, think, or talk. some of them are either idiots, pointlessly aggressive, or just overly-perverted

-i wanna lead an army of badasses.

Edited October 31, 2014 by Brilliant Ideas

[ryan_J]

-im a 19 year old male, and not once in my life have i ever masturbated. all of my semen comes out via wet dreams.

 

WAT? I command you to get your penis out right now and masturbate! Why on earth wouldn't you? I'm shocked, speechless, scared even.

 

-i have a foot fetish.

 

Me too, I like you, why not masturbate to feet?

Edited October 31, 2014 by ryan_J

[The Harwood Bitcher]

Aww, man , i love this thread.

[Dottie]

These are perhaps some of the stupidest looking hats I have ever seen (flat brimmed baseball caps)

[ByePolar]

 

-i have a foot fetish.

 

 

Me too

[t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m]

This thread has turned into the "I'm a special snowflake" thread.

[Gay Tony]

This thread has turned into the "I'm a special snowflake" thread.

 

I'm really enjoying reading through most of these confessions.....

 

on the other hand....

 

"I'm left handed"

 

*high five*

 

......yeeeaaa......

[Naroon]

-I've read through all 38 pages of this thread over the past few days, interesting sh*t and holy hell most of you mofos make ME seem sane and normal by comparison

 

-I fap with my left hand even though I'm right-handed

 

-I too am ferociously turned on by the prospect of being sexually dominated by a woman

 

-I once had a threesome with Morgan Freeman and Gabe Newell

 

-Some have an addiction to meth, I've one for pizza

 

-I think Saints Row 2 (and to many extents, Saints IV) sh*ts all over GTA IV and in some ways, GTA V as well.

 

-I'm in your room right behind you right now.

[Xavierr]

~I'm a special snowflake~

[ByePolar]

[t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m]

I instantly think less of people if they use memes.

[Zello]

Whenever I take a sh*t I do it in the dark

[Naroon]

I instantly think less of people if they use memes.

But your name is Yolo Swaggins.

 

Your opinion is invalid.

[Crokey]

 

I instantly think less of people if they use memes.

But your name is Yolo Swaggins.

 

Your opinion is invalid.

 

 

...It doesn't matter what you think.

 

OT: I shave my legs, pits and chest, big whoop.

[Dottie]

 

-I once had a threesome with Morgan Freeman and Gabe Newell

 

 

If this is a surprise to anyone. Im not North Korean

Also I am the most unimaginative person when creating names (as proven by my username)

Edited October 31, 2014 by Winning001

[Kafonix]

-im not a tits or an ass man. i prefer them thin, cute and friendly.

-i like black and brown hair on girls. red is ok, but you dont see it often. i dont like blondes anymore but was obsessed with them as a kid.

-sometimes i get weird thoughts of randomly beating people to death, but then i end up biting my tongue to ease my compulsions. im not violent whatsoever.

-im a 19 year old male, and not once in my life have i ever masturbated. all of my semen comes out via wet dreams.

-i have phimosis, so my forekisn doesnt fully retract, which kinda sucks. i dont even know how to properly jack off.

-sometimes i imagine myself on top of a big mountain, shouting my lungs out at the inferior world below me.

-sometimes i imagine myself lying down naked on my back with ten girls licking each part of my body and tickling me with their toes.

-if i see an attractive female, i immediately start thinking about kissing, sex, and sometimes even marriage.

-im left-handed.

-im a verbal bully sometimes. i have an extensive grasp of the english language for someone my age, and i can creatively insult people.

-i imagine living in an equal, liberal world, yet some of my mentalities tend to be conservative.

-sometimes i wish i could have a never-ending amount of junk food go straight from my mouth to my stomach, without having to worry about choking, sh*tting, getting fat, or cleaning up.

-i have a foot fetish, leg fetish, and a walk fetish.

-i think fighting is for primitive degenerates who cant properly deal with words or problems. i try to avoid them, which is rather easy for me. i've never been in a physical fight.

-im not gay, but im much more comfortable around guys than girls. never had a gf, and being around cute/pretty girls makes me uncomfortable and anxious.

-i wanna have sex with a MILF.

-i have OCD and ADHD symptoms

-im confident when it comes to speaking my mind and making jokes, but im a complete pussy when it comes to speaking to women. i gues it's because i've got this mentality where i believe that girls should be approaching guys rather than vice versa.

-if i have the presumption that a female is looking at me, i passively keep a monotonous look on my face and act as if i dont know what they're doing, even though in my mind i feel completely satisfied

-i hate horror movies. they scare me more than the average person because i always assume that there's a chance that that stuff could be real, and could happen to me once i turn my back, since most horror villains are cowards who kill you with cheap shots during nighttime.

-i love the sensation of getting chills down my spine. makes me feel down to earth.

-i wanna control the world's affairs. im pretty sure that i can do what's right and wrong.

-im not racist, but sometimes i hate mexicans more than any other ethnic group; more specifically the teenagers. i dont like the way they act, dress, think, or talk. some of them are either idiots, pointlessly aggressive, or just overly-perverted

-i wanna lead an army of badasses.

Dude, this is really scary for me now, but you are me. Every single point is applying to me too. Except for MILF.

[Xavierr]

I think I'm gonna start getting massages , because I kinda like it when other people touch me.

 

 

I don't mean that in a perverted way I just get this sensual feeling, kinda like the feeling you get when you listen to ASMR, but a lot more intense

 

[Gummy]

I like the idea of being dominated by a cute girl in a loving/sexual way, I dream about it a lot, but I know I'll never find a girl like that, Or anyone I can love for that matter.

[gtamann123]

I like the idea of being dominated by a cute girl in a loving/sexual way, I dream about it a lot, but I know I'll never find a girl like that, Or anyone I can love for that matter.

I'm in the same boat. I kind of have the same type of fetish but know it's a pipedream to ever find so it's pretty depressing lol

[mr quick]

 

I like the idea of being dominated by a cute girl in a loving/sexual way, I dream about it a lot, but I know I'll never find a girl like that, Or anyone I can love for that matter.

I'm in the same boat. I kind of have the same type of fetish but know it's a pipedream to ever find so it's pretty depressing lol

 

All girls like that sh*t, trust me. If you're big and strong I can guarantee they'll act dominating, if you 'steer the conversation' toward it.

[Gummy]

 

 

I like the idea of being dominated by a cute girl in a loving/sexual way, I dream about it a lot, but I know I'll never find a girl like that, Or anyone I can love for that matter.

I'm in the same boat. I kind of have the same type of fetish but know it's a pipedream to ever find so it's pretty depressing lol

 

All girls like that sh*t, trust me. If you're big and strong I can guarantee they'll act dominating, if you 'steer the conversation' toward it.

 

I don't think so, Most girls I see like being dominated, And I'm not the one who dominates, I can't do that, And I'm not really big and strong.

[dudclub55]

 

 

I like the idea of being dominated by a cute girl in a loving/sexual way, I dream about it a lot, but I know I'll never find a girl like that, Or anyone I can love for that matter.

I'm in the same boat. I kind of have the same type of fetish but know it's a pipedream to ever find so it's pretty depressing lol

 

All girls like that sh*t, trust me. If you're big and strong I can guarantee they'll act dominating, if you 'steer the conversation' toward it.

 

 

How do people enjoy that? Submissiveness is humiliating, how do you take a terrible feeling and turn it sexual?

[Gummy]

 

 

 

I like the idea of being dominated by a cute girl in a loving/sexual way, I dream about it a lot, but I know I'll never find a girl like that, Or anyone I can love for that matter.

I'm in the same boat. I kind of have the same type of fetish but know it's a pipedream to ever find so it's pretty depressing lol

 

All girls like that sh*t, trust me. If you're big and strong I can guarantee they'll act dominating, if you 'steer the conversation' toward it.

 

 

How do people enjoy that? Submissiveness is humiliating, how do you take a terrible feeling and turn it sexual?

 

I just like it somehow.

Nothing about it is humiliating.

Edited November 1, 2014 by Prince Gumball

[dudclub55]

 

 

 

 

I like the idea of being dominated by a cute girl in a loving/sexual way, I dream about it a lot, but I know I'll never find a girl like that, Or anyone I can love for that matter.

I'm in the same boat. I kind of have the same type of fetish but know it's a pipedream to ever find so it's pretty depressing lol

 

All girls like that sh*t, trust me. If you're big and strong I can guarantee they'll act dominating, if you 'steer the conversation' toward it.

 

 

How do people enjoy that? Submissiveness is humiliating, how do you take a terrible feeling and turn it sexual?

 

I just like it somehow.

 

 

I get you, bro. We all have our own fetishes.