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I Have a Confession to Make


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I've eaten plenty of eccrentic types of pizza. Anchovies, shrimp, adobada, beans, etc. But mushroom will always be my favorite.

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I confess I might be going *dumb. I keep opening the freezer for the milk, and the fridge for freezer things. And today I found a chocolate biscuit in the freezer. I was wondering why I only had 2 when I was certain I bought 3 for a pound.

 

*Either that or I'm just retarded due to anxiety and crap.

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Stress and exhaustion can have a profound effect on memory. In addition, you could just be having an off-day. I've done it myself. Once I bought a packaged sandwich, but wound up binning the sandwich and clutching the wrapping. It took me a good couple of seconds to work out where my sandwich had gone.

 

Whilst I'm here, I'll add that one of my favourite varieties of pizza is Hawaiian. Pineapple absolutely does belong on pizza in the right context. Some of the best pizza I've had has been a well-made Hawaiian. If you disagree, you have some issues I can't help you with. You'll have to come to terms with it on your own.

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Stress and exhaustion can have a profound effect on memory. In addition, you could just be having an off-day. I've done it myself. Once I bought a packaged sandwich, but wound up binning the sandwich and clutching the wrapping. It took me a good couple of seconds to work out where my sandwich had gone.

 

Same here. My father thought he was going senile, meanwhile he was just stressed out at his retirement and prostate pains/operations ect.

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Ok...

 

My wife makes homemade pizza a lot. Dough, sauce, and all.

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Ya'll all do tomato pie? You know that weird cold cheeseless pizza. I just put one of those away this past weekend.

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Speaking of pizza, I don't like any toppings on mine at all, besides plain old cheese.

Pizza wouldn't be the same without pepperoni for me. I confess i couldn't eat plain cheese pizza. Mabye if i was hungry as f*ck. But i would always go at least with some pepperoni or any other topping. Meat lovers are my ultimate favorite :happy:

 

 

 

F*ck now i'm hungry :whuh:

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Omg what have I done to this topic :D

 

I like all sorts of pizza, probably too many to even list. Basic ingredients such as cheese and tomato, your basic magharrita is a must.

 

Mushroom pizzas from a restaurant are fine but the freezer ones are a no-no. They all taste like crap and are water-ish.

 

I used to live near a restaurant that served big magharritas for 6 euros. These things weren't just big, they were f*cking mutated monster pizzas.

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Omg what have I done to this topic :D

You can't go wrong with some pizza fam :p
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The topic was made by somebody who may or may not deliver pizza, so it's come full circle.

 

Here's a fresh one - I recently bought some fake Yeezy Boost shoes as a lounge shoe, because they're quite comfortable and I like the pattern. No way was I filling that bloated egotist's wallet so I got a knock-off pair for £20 off eBay.

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Ok...

My wife makes homemade pizza a lot. Dough, sauce, and all.

 

 

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You are one lucky man, trip, one lucky man. Both of those look bloody divine.

 

Ya'll all do tomato pie? You know that weird cold cheeseless pizza. I just put one of those away this past weekend.

Now that just sounds...not so divine.

bash the fash m8s 

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So, yesterday I drove about 30 miles to see this girl who contacted me on FB 2 days, we hadn't seen each other since high school.

 

Back in the high school days, I always liked her, but couldn't get the courage to speak up about it, I was quite bashful and overall dumb.

 

I guess you folks know the type right? That high school girl who you always liked and wanted to date, but never had the courage to do so?

 

So I got to her house, she lives alone and invited me over on the promise that we would do nothing "naughty", after a one and a half hour drive, I see the neighborhood she lives isn't nice, but her house is mostly in good condition, not bad for a 26 yrs old girl living in a house on her own and not paying rent.

 

After one hour talking, we get laid...

 

Hooray, right?

 

Not really, it was fun and the sex was great but...we both have HUGE weights on our conscience because we had sex too early, she only had 3 guys her whole live who she got laid with, first was her ex husband, so she's not the kind that goes around having sex all the time.

 

I don't really know what to make of this, I never had problems with casual sex before, but with this girl is different and I think I screwed it up.

 

She doesn't want to see me for now, though we still chat normally.

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Algonquin Assassin

Christmas is only about a month and a half way, the years coming to an end and I just dont care anymore.

 

It would be nice to be a kid again and to have all that innocence.

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I love onions and garlic, can't get enough of it. Whether it's on eggs or mashed potatoes etc, etc. I'll put it on everything.

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I love onions and garlic, can't get enough of it. Whether it's on eggs or mashed potatoes etc, etc. I'll put it on everything.

I have never understood why everyone hates smell of garlic. I think it smells and tastes good.

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I love onions and garlic, can't get enough of it. Whether it's on eggs or mashed potatoes etc, etc. I'll put it on everything.

I have never understood why everyone hates smell of garlic. I think it smells and tastes good.

 

Plus garlic is good for you. 10x's stronger than penicillin and it keeps away those nasty blood sucking zombies.

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I love onions and garlic, can't get enough of it. Whether it's on eggs or mashed potatoes etc, etc. I'll put it on everything.

I have never understood why everyone hates smell of garlic. I think it smells and tastes good.

 

Plus garlic is good for you. 10x's stronger than penicillin and it keeps away those nasty blood sucking zombies. And most important...vampires. Nobody is sucking my blood :p
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I confess that I am careless. I graduated early 2017, and ever since I haven't been able to secure a job. So I go downstairs to make myself a plate, because my mom makes a big deal if you don't eat then she cooks for nothing, waste of money, yada yada. So then she comes out with it.

 

"Is that all you do is eat? Why don't you get a job? I bet you haven't even called that lady back, or applied for a college." You know how it is, family members who say they can get you a job at a place, and they never come through? Doesn't sound familiar? Well that's my grandmother. I call up this lady at Home depot, "hey Julia." I don't talk to people any more than I have too, so we didn't conversate like normal people. And I told my mom that, and she says that's called attitude. I said no, it's called priority. My objective was to talk to a woman, and do an application, it was not to talk about the motherf*cking weather and what kind of underwear the bitch was wearing.

 

The college part? Was never a priority, I didn't care, and I still don't care. I'm not everybody else, I'm not a schmuck, I'm not the average Joe, I'm me. And I'm going to do me for the rest of my life. If that means living on a f*cking island, surviving off of coconuts and bananas, or goat meat on a mountain, I'm going to do it. I simply never got around to it, and I like doing things with my mother and everyone else away from me. I like being alone. Always have, always will.

 

So I take the food to my room, not another word to my mother. After 10 minutes of thinking, I put it back in the microwave, and sit on my bed. When I find out how people really feel, believe me I don't drop it. Its a "you f*cked up" kind of thing with me. I'm not her little boy anymore, that's obvious, I'm just a n**** around the house, and she's my caretaker. Was. I rarely care about anyone, my dog has been the most I've cared for. I never say I love you to anyone, and for the few girls who have said it to me and forced me to say it back, I never meant it.

 

I'm a f*cking loner. You don't like that I don't go out with friends? That's good to know. There's a reason why it's called life, and everybody has their own.

 

In the end, it's all blood, sweat, and tears.

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Sometimes I like to wear sunglasses(Gucci to be exact, gotta have style) while taking long walks at night, and listen to this song while doing so.

 

 

 

This one time, I was singing along to "Don't switch the blade on the guy in shades, oh no!" part while snapping my fingers in the air when I shouted "Oh no!", and when I turned around, I realized there were two dudes behind me, lmao.

 

Whenever I get a new job, I have a quiet and reserved personality. But as the weeks pass by, I slowly start to reveal my flashy/flamboyant personality.

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^ Along the lines of smoking.

 

I still smoke and have done since I was 15 and I know it's bad but given that I don't drink anymore when I used to a lot,smoking is the one thing I can turn to when I'm stressed out. I'd rather smoke than drink.

 

This part isn't a confession as much but because I'm so aware of other people not appreciating smoking, if I'm walking around outside and walk past someone, I'll purposely hold my cigarette down and not smoke until I'm out of their way. Normally if they have children, I'll cross over.

 

I'm lucky though, I've been told I don't 'smell' like a smoker. Which I'm quite happy about.

 

I only smoke at work, cigarettes. At home I'd rather smoke some weed. Besides, my wife's asma attacks then I have to go outside to catch a smoke..

 

So cigarette smoking at home, no way. Weed smoking only in the porch, with a fan moving the smoke in the opposite direction of the house. Tough, but thats the way it is.

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^ Along the lines of smoking.

 

I still smoke and have done since I was 15 and I know it's bad but given that I don't drink anymore when I used to a lot,smoking is the one thing I can turn to when I'm stressed out. I'd rather smoke than drink.

 

This part isn't a confession as much but because I'm so aware of other people not appreciating smoking, if I'm walking around outside and walk past someone, I'll purposely hold my cigarette down and not smoke until I'm out of their way. Normally if they have children, I'll cross over.

 

I'm lucky though, I've been told I don't 'smell' like a smoker. Which I'm quite happy about.

 

I only smoke at work, cigarettes. At home I'd rather smoke some weed. Besides, my wife's asma attacks then I have to go outside to catch a smoke..

 

So cigarette smoking at home, no way. Weed smoking only in the porch, with a fan moving the smoke in the opposite direction of the house. Tough, but thats the way it is.

 

sounds like you need a new wife

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^ Along the lines of smoking.

 

I still smoke and have done since I was 15 and I know it's bad but given that I don't drink anymore when I used to a lot,smoking is the one thing I can turn to when I'm stressed out. I'd rather smoke than drink.

 

This part isn't a confession as much but because I'm so aware of other people not appreciating smoking, if I'm walking around outside and walk past someone, I'll purposely hold my cigarette down and not smoke until I'm out of their way. Normally if they have children, I'll cross over.

 

I'm lucky though, I've been told I don't 'smell' like a smoker. Which I'm quite happy about.

 

I only smoke at work, cigarettes. At home I'd rather smoke some weed. Besides, my wife's asma attacks then I have to go outside to catch a smoke..

 

So cigarette smoking at home, no way. Weed smoking only in the porch, with a fan moving the smoke in the opposite direction of the house. Tough, but thats the way it is.

No one can smoke in my house either because my son has cld. The amount of times friends/family light up then run outside is hilarious.

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Well, today is my birthday so 14 years old, haha

The amount of sh*t i was doing at age 14 f*ck...

 

 

Enjoy your life as a young teen while you can my man. Time flies to f*cking fast these days.

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Gnocchi Flip Flops

I admit that 14 feels like ages ago. I'm 19 and even 17 seems long ago. Maybe I'm just weird...

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I've been listening to Christmas music all year, and I can't wait for it to start playing in stores ;).

Also I refuse to eat any cheese that is not orange, and I have no idea why.


I admit that 14 feels like ages ago. I'm 19 and even 17 seems long ago. Maybe I'm just weird...

For me, 2015 feels like yesterday. I still can't comprehend how it's 2 years ago. And then for some reason anything pre-2014 feels like eons ago.

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I admit that 14 feels like ages ago. I'm 19 and even 17 seems long ago. Maybe I'm just weird...

Na it's just age wise. Sometimes you get that feeling. I hate the fact that around the corner i'll be turing 30 years old soon. I'm gonna miss being in my 20's tbh :/ Edited by GTA_The_Series
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Well, today is my birthday so 14 years old, haha

Happy Birthday bud.

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