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I Have a Confession to Make


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I'm a flirt .. soon as I see you walk up in the club ..

quoting a guy that likes to pee on girls...nice

R.Kelly? He's strangely the only one that comes to mind when "Peeing on girls " pops up.

 

I'm not attracted to blondes...at all

technically most blondes arent even blondes

OMG I don't know how to use the quote thing on my phone apparently. Sorry gais

 

press quote :dunno:

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I actually really like that new Taylor Swift song "shake it off" I think it's called

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Take care and keep my parents is better, that being with a woman who deceived me someday.

 

I am good single forever be.

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I actually really like that new Taylor Swift song "shake it off" I think it's called

 

i don't know her songs that well, but man i would let her do things to me. naughty naughty things

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I have a backwards sexuality...

 

With girls, I prefer them masculine...

With guys, I prefer them feminine...

 

So wouldn't that make you a....depraved bisexual? :lol:

 

 

Every time I get out of the shower I do the penis helicopter.

 

wtf

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Every time I get out of the shower I do the penis helicopter.

the what?

 

 

The helicopter penis. What guy doesn't know the helicopter penis, are you going to make me describe it?

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t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m

 

 

Every time I get out of the shower I do the penis helicopter.

the what?

 

 

The helicopter penis. What guy doesn't know the helicopter penis, are you going to make me describe it?

 

There's a good documentary online about this. It's called Meatspin.

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Every time I get out of the shower I do the penis helicopter.

the what?

 

The helicopter penis. What guy doesn't know the helicopter penis, are you going to make me describe it?

 

There's a good documentary online about this. It's called Meatspin. i'll pass
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I go on a jazz guitar forum and pretend to have no knowledge about stuff aside from theoretical music, combined with a poor grasp of the english language

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I actually really like that new Taylor Swift song "shake it off" I think it's called

i don't know her songs that well, but man i would let her do things to me. naughty naughty things

...Tell us moar.

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I browse this place via a tablet a lot. If you see me looking at your profile; chances are I was clicking 'last post' and my fat finger hit your name :)

 

Doesn't mean I don't love ya - just don't want ya thinking I'm creepy.

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Every time I get out of the shower I do the penis helicopter.

the what?

 

The helicopter penis. What guy doesn't know the helicopter penis, are you going to make me describe it?

 

There's a good documentary online about this. It's called Meatspin.

It's like you can't look away. It's hypnotizing going round and round like that..Beautiful

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...Tell us moar.

 

 

haha.. i'll pm you a diagram

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Gnocchi Flip Flops

 

  • 90% of my time spent on this forum is on my phone, mostly at school.

 

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I actually really like that new Taylor Swift song "shake it off" I think it's called

 

i don't know her songs that well, but man i would let her do things to me. naughty naughty things

 

Then afterwards she'll go and write a song about it :lol:

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Sometimes I wish I was born in a different body and I don't care what. Like born as a woman or as an Asian or Black person or something. Just pretty much anything other than what I am now.

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Sometimes I wish I was born in a different body and I don't care what. Like born as a woman or as an Asian or Black person or something. Just pretty much anything other than what I am now.

Pls you don't want to be black it may look easy but it's not
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How so? If I was in a minority group maybe the internet would hate me less. Because being a straight white male is basically the devil on the Internet I guess. Have you been on Tumblr lately?

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How so? If I was in a minority group maybe the internet would hate me less. Because being a straight white male is basically the devil on the Internet I guess. Have you been on Tumblr lately?

you got that right :p

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How so? If I was in a minority group maybe the internet would hate me less. Because being a straight white male is basically the devil on the Internet I guess. Have you been on Tumblr lately?

 

Embrace the hatred. Become the Sith you were always meant to be.

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How so? If I was in a minority group maybe the internet would hate me less. Because being a straight white male is basically the devil on the Internet I guess. Have you been on Tumblr lately?

try being half white and half north korean. it can get tough lol

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^Being half white and half Mexican is pretty cool. The old white rich people around here don't completely hate me for being "brown" cause my whiteness shows (cause this particular suburb I love in consists of mostly rich whites and Asians, and if you're darker then you're sort of looked down upon cause this is the last predominantly white place in the LA area). Then if I get out of this suburb and go to the other more culturally diverse parts of LA I'm not a hopeless white boy, my tanned skin lets me blend in pretty well.

 

It works out pretty nicely.

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