I Have a Confession to Make

[Xavierr]

When I was a little younger I peed outside while walking backwards just to see if I could.

 

Also, I think I like house, trance, and electo music.

 

Which is wierd since the only EDM I used to like was trap music.

[trip]

When I was a little younger I peed outside while walking backwards just to see if I could.

Not trying to one up you or anything but when I was younger my kindergarten teacher(friend of my mother who was also a teacher) stopped by the house. I was so excited and to impress her I ran out and pee'd on the tree in our front yard when she arrived.

[fefenc]

I have a confission to make... well, I need say something important that I'm going to do:

 

I eat Potatoe

Edited October 20, 2014 by fefenc

[EphemeralStar]

 

When I was a little younger I peed outside while walking backwards just to see if I could.

Not trying to one up you or anything but when I was younger my kindergarten teacher(friend of my mother who was also a teacher) stopped by the house. I was so excited and to impress her I ran out and pee'd on the tree in our front yard when she arrived.

 

Oh yeah? One time when I was younger it was nearing Halloween and I had just heard about how people sometimes "bob for apples" and I really wanted to do it too, but didn't have enough apples or a large bucket to fill with water. Soooo, I filled up our largest bowl with carrots, brought it outside, sat down and started to bob for carrots. One of the other kids came by and asked me what I was doing - I got really embarassed but told him anyway, he began to laugh at me and I went along with it and laughed too........I laughed too hard that I pissed my pants, and he was like OMG what is that!? Pointing to the puddle of piss beneath me........I immediately tipped over the bowl of water with the carrots in it all over myself and said, "It's just water!!" He didn't believe me and made fun of me and I went inside crying </3

[BS_BlackScout]

I keep browsing this forum the whole day, I have nothing to play and nothing to do.

[mr quick]

I pretend to be a devout christian at work and to certain friends

[Mr. Scratch]

I accidentally stole someone's cigarettes a few days ago. Damn you alcohol, damn you!

[BigJoe_1]

Sometimes when i am bored, i go into the garden, i cover myself in earth and i pretend i am a carrot.

[gtamann123]

 

 

When I was a little younger I peed outside while walking backwards just to see if I could.

Not trying to one up you or anything but when I was younger my kindergarten teacher(friend of my mother who was also a teacher) stopped by the house. I was so excited and to impress her I ran out and pee'd on the tree in our front yard when she arrived.

Did it work?

[Drill Sergeant]

I admit that I seen Porn before it had a good story but had horrible actors. I wanted my money back.

[IveGotNoValues]

I hate wearing colorful clothes. I only wear black, grey, and white. I just don't like bright colors at all.

Edited October 22, 2014 by IveGotNoValues

[Lhabia]

I'm a scumbag skater kid

Edited October 23, 2014 by Willplanb1

[Ai®a©ob®a]

I hate wearing colorful clothes. I only wear black, grey, and white. I just don't like bright colors at all.

I'm the exact way I've always been that way ever since i was little

[Gnocchi Flip Flops]

I like to wear polo shirts most of the time. I don't know why, maybe it's because my dad wears them.

[Payne Killer]

I like to wear polo shirts most of the time. I don't know why, maybe it's because my dad wears them.

There's nothing wrong with that. I wear polos but only white or black ones. Maybe blue and red. Depends if I'm happy.

[Jenia]

Today is my birthday.

[Xavierr]

Happy birthday . Here's a present

 

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My confession: this is how I feel about the system in the US right now.

 

 

jackiechanwtfmeme.jpg

 

 

The money's going in all the wrong places, the education system is a joke.

 

Everyone's in debt , and people are cheating on tests because grades are valued more than actually learning.

Edited October 23, 2014 by Xavierr

[Gay Tony]

Never liked watching sports. It hurts my brain for some reason when I try to figure everything out and incredibly boring.

 

And I've tried just to please my friends, family.

 

Sports is a major conversation topic for a sh!t ton of people.

 

To me it's no different from watching TV when it goes all static.

Edited October 23, 2014 by mr toasterbutt

[gtamann123]

I wish I could go live in a trailer house on some hidden backroad about 4 miles outside a small ass redneck town in the heart of Georgia. And work some kind of road construction job for the State and spend almost my entire paycheck on payments for a big ass lifted pickup truck with a coal stack.

Edited October 24, 2014 by gtamann123

[t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m]

I wish I could go live in a trailer house on some hidden backroad about 4 miles outside a small ass redneck town in the heart of Georgia. And work some kind of road construction job for the State and spend almost my entire paycheck on payments for a big ass lifted pickup truck with a coal stack.

But you can.. All it takes is one magic ingredient!

Edited October 24, 2014 by Yolo Swaggins

[gtamann123]

 

 

 

I wish I could go live in a trailer house on some hidden backroad about 4 miles outside a small ass redneck town in the heart of Georgia. And work some kind of road construction job for the State and spend almost my entire paycheck on payments for a big ass lifted pickup truck with a coal stack.

But you can.. All it takes is one magic ingredient!

 

That Magic ingredient usually comes a long AFTER you have moved to the small town.

 

No but really when I was a kid up until about age 8 I lived in a small ass cow town and went back to visit a bunch since and everything seems a lot better. People say that life moves slower in rural areas and it's actually true. It just seems that way.

[Wayne Daniels]

 

 

 

 

When I was a little younger I peed outside while walking backwards just to see if I could.

Not trying to one up you or anything but when I was younger my kindergarten teacher(friend of my mother who was also a teacher) stopped by the house. I was so excited and to impress her I ran out and pee'd on the tree in our front yard when she arrived.

 

Oh yeah? One time when I was younger it was nearing Halloween and I had just heard about how people sometimes "bob for apples" and I really wanted to do it too, but didn't have enough apples or a large bucket to fill with water. Soooo, I filled up our largest bowl with carrots, brought it outside, sat down and started to bob for carrots. One of the other kids came by and asked me what I was doing - I got really embarassed but told him anyway, he began to laugh at me and I went along with it and laughed too........I laughed too hard that I pissed my pants, and he was like OMG what is that!? Pointing to the puddle of piss beneath me........I immediately tipped over the bowl of water with the carrots in it all over myself and said, "It's just water!!" He didn't believe me and made fun of me and I went inside crying </3 OH YEAH? When I was younger I climbed up on my dad's expensive pool table and took a piss all over the felt.

[LightningLord]

I farted on an airplane.

[Xavierr]

So my parents confiscated my hbwr and acrb awhile ago, but my siberian motherwort came in they don't know about it. I'm kinda reluctant to tell them about it too.

[Affalterbach]

I like to wear polo shirts most of the time. I don't know why, maybe it's because my dad wears them.

Same here lol. My wardrobe is full if Fred Perry and Armani polos. They fit almost everything imo. Also they just look great.

[universetwisters]

Sometimes if I'm piss lazy, if I scrolled to the bottom of a page here, I'll click on the closest member profile I can and that takes me to the top.

 

I buy all my new clothes at army surplus clothes.

[Ai®a©ob®a]

So my parents confiscated my hbwr and acrb awhile ago, but my siberian motherwort came in they don't know about it. I'm kinda reluctant to tell them about it too.

I dont know what does those abbv means?

Edited October 25, 2014 by AiraCobra

[Xavierr]

Hawiian baby woodrose, and Acacia Confusa root bark.

 

What's funny though, is that I told them they're legal, and they still took them, even my free sample of camomile, which was pointless since I just got camomile tea from tthe store lol.

 

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I used to be a big fan of tiësto, and I think spelling colour like this is way cooler than spelling it without the U.

Edited October 25, 2014 by Xavierr

[Xavierr]

I just joined yik yak.

 

So far the people in my area don't seem like immature 4channers, and most of the yaks, consist of people complaining about relationship problems/being single and asking where the parties are at.

[Dottie]

I just joined yik yak.

 

So far the people in my area don't seem like immature 4channers, and most of the yaks, consist of people complaining about relationship problems/being single and asking where the parties are at.

the party is in my pants duh