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I Have a Confession to Make


The Pizza Delivery Guy
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i confess that i spent money on a garbage app that tells you who has liked you on the tinder except it works 0 of the times

Oy.... I need to learn what this sh*t means now.

 

I confess I'm terrified being single again. I don't even remember how dating works anymore, and all my role models are rapists.

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I have been single for like 3 years tbh but I'm still a complete noob. gonna die alone because I don't know how to date (and also because I'm very unappealing) :cry:

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not really offended i just dont think people should treat forums such as this one as a safe space given the community itself

 

 

 

Well, sh*t. I came in here to vent some and stumbled across people literally saying "trans women" and "real women"

This forum really knows how to make people feel unwelcome. :(

 

its a forum with a median user base of 14 year olds what do you expect the internet is not a safe haven if you want that go to tumblr where there's trigger warnings on balloons and subway sandwiches

 

 

lmao what a bunch of PUSSIES they are haha TRIGGERED XD

 

did i mention that all lives matter?

 

 

All lives do matter.

 

 

 

Also you're a good bloke and I'm sure girls don't find you unappealing.

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I've been in a relationship for 7 and one for 5 before that. Almost pre-Internet for my dating life.

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Femme Fatale

And no, I did not cause of this topic and I would not only for this anyway.

What?

 

OT: I miss working at the motel, everything...The smell of sex that was left in the rooms, the lubricants that I'd be lucky to find, the extra money we'd make from selling prostitutes to lonesome men, and of course the maids, they were my only friends there...

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And no, I did not cause of this topic and I would not only for this anyway.

What?

 

 

 

 

No, I did not create an account just to reply to this topic. I would also not create a account specially for that if I had none.

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not really offended i just dont think people should treat forums such as this one as a safe space given the community itself

 

 

 

Well, sh*t. I came in here to vent some and stumbled across people literally saying "trans women" and "real women"

This forum really knows how to make people feel unwelcome. :(

 

its a forum with a median user base of 14 year olds what do you expect the internet is not a safe haven if you want that go to tumblr where there's trigger warnings on balloons and subway sandwiches

 

 

lmao what a bunch of PUSSIES they are haha TRIGGERED XD

 

did i mention that all lives matter?

 

 

All lives do matter.

 

 

 

Also you're a good bloke and I'm sure girls don't find you unappealing.

 

bruh if i say "save the rainforest" I do'nt mean "f*ck all other forests"

(- some guy on imgur)

 

nah i'm a nasty bloke my hobbies include painting the town red

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The Dedito Gae

I confess that i always come here and wrote lenghty posts but i end up deleting them before posting.

Reason is my confessions are f*cking ridiculous and feel like an idiot every time i read them so i end up not posting them.

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I confess that i always come here and wrote lenghty posts but i end up deleting them before posting.

Reason is my confessions are f*cking ridiculous and feel like an idiot every time i read them so i end up not posting them.

you aren't alone.

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Alpha Demigod

So I didn't really find a community for that "real-life trolling" I was asking about a few days ago, but I did experiment with it myself. I saw some chick on Steam with her Facebook linked so I made a fake account and just trolled the sh*t out of her. Sent her a bunch of creepy messages, told her I was fapping to her pics, etc. It was fun for a giggle but I didn't really get huge entertainment out of it and I kind of felt a bit douchey. But then again I didn't really do anything out of the ordinary because if you link to your real-life personal facebook page while gaming you are consenting to people finding you.

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2/10 bad troll attempt could use more pepper

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2/10 bad troll attempt could use more pepper

 

Yeah she didn't seem that distressed but I could still tell I left an impact. Maybe it was a 2/10 because I didn't go SUPER depraved with her but ah well who cares. Btw I dont know what the pepper joke is.

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The Dedito Gae

So I didn't really find a community for that "real-life trolling" I was asking about a few days ago, but I did experiment with it myself. I saw some chick on Steam with her Facebook linked so I made a fake account and just trolled the sh*t out of her. Sent her a bunch of creepy messages, told her I was fapping to her pics, etc. It was fun for a giggle but I didn't really get huge entertainment out of it and I kind of felt a bit douchey. But then again I didn't really do anything out of the ordinary because if you link to your real-life personal facebook page while gaming you are consenting to people finding you.

You seem to have a fulfilling life.
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Wow.... I really had higher hopes for an account with the name "fax me your breasts lady" or whatever. Way to confuse expectations.

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So I didn't really find a community for that "real-life trolling" I was asking about a few days ago, but I did experiment with it myself. I saw some chick on Steam with her Facebook linked so I made a fake account and just trolled the sh*t out of her. Sent her a bunch of creepy messages, told her I was fapping to her pics, etc. It was fun for a giggle but I didn't really get huge entertainment out of it and I kind of felt a bit douchey. But then again I didn't really do anything out of the ordinary because if you link to your real-life personal facebook page while gaming you are consenting to people finding you.

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So I didn't really find a community for that "real-life trolling" I was asking about a few days ago, but I did experiment with it myself. I saw some chick on Steam with her Facebook linked so I made a fake account and just trolled the sh*t out of her. Sent her a bunch of creepy messages, told her I was fapping to her pics, etc. It was fun for a giggle but I didn't really get huge entertainment out of it and I kind of felt a bit douchey. But then again I didn't really do anything out of the ordinary because if you link to your real-life personal facebook page while gaming you are consenting to people finding you.

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AHAHAHHAHAHAHA that's actually pretty clever nice photoshop dude

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I see Dark Bordeus hasn't changed a bit since his last stint here.

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Clem Fandango

So I didn't really find a community for that "real-life trolling" I was asking about a few days ago, but I did experiment with it myself. I saw some chick on Steam with her Facebook linked so I made a fake account and just trolled the sh*t out of her. Sent her a bunch of creepy messages, told her I was fapping to her pics, etc. It was fun for a giggle but I didn't really get huge entertainment out of it and I kind of felt a bit douchey. But then again I didn't really do anything out of the ordinary because if you link to your real-life personal facebook page while gaming you are consenting to people finding you.

Ah, Bordeus. Still a c*nt I see.

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slimeball supreme

I have an almost undying love of Timberland boots and other items created by the brand

 

 

also i killed a man last year his name was bruce he worked construction i stabbed him to death in a park in footscray and buried him in brooklyn he's in a shallow grave off bunting road

 

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buried him in brooklyn he's in a shallow grave off bunting road

What a waste of good food...

 

OT: It's only been three weeks since I passed Paper Mario, and I'm already itching to replay it again...I guess spending so many years lusting for a game that you haven't played for over a decade will do that to you...

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feckyerlife

I have been single for like 3 years tbh but I'm still a complete noob. gonna die alone because I don't know how to date (and also because I'm very unappealing) :cry:

luckily for you, most girls are way less shallow then guys. so you will end up meeting the right someone

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Alpha Demigod

Oy.... I need to learn what this sh*t means now.

I confess I'm terrified being single again. I don't even remember how dating works anymore, and all my role models are rapists.

 

I have been single for like 3 years tbh but I'm still a complete noob. gonna die alone because I don't know how to date (and also because I'm very unappealing) :cry:

 

How old are you guys?

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Oy.... I need to learn what this sh*t means now.

I confess I'm terrified being single again. I don't even remember how dating works anymore, and all my role models are rapists.

 

I have been single for like 3 years tbh but I'm still a complete noob. gonna die alone because I don't know how to date (and also because I'm very unappealing) :cry:

 

How old are you guys?

 

Older than you.

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Alpha Demigod

 

 

Oy.... I need to learn what this sh*t means now.

I confess I'm terrified being single again. I don't even remember how dating works anymore, and all my role models are rapists.

 

I have been single for like 3 years tbh but I'm still a complete noob. gonna die alone because I don't know how to date (and also because I'm very unappealing) :cry:

 

How old are you guys?

 

Older than you.

 

 

 

Well there are still a few ways to get action even when your single. They require different amounts of money/effort, but are still feasible.

 

1) Go to a strip club, get a lap dance

2) Go to a swinger's club and f*ck an adulterous babe

3) Go to a music festival and f*ck some drugged out hippy babe

4) Go to a nightclub, dance with a girl and if it goes well you can f*ck her in the bathroom

5) Hire an escort/prostitute

6) Get involved in the porn industry, behind the scenes. Like a cameraman or crew member, and just enjoy the presence of tits

7) Become a crew member on shows like "Girls Gone Wild" or "Big Brother" that feature heavy female nudity

8) Go to a restaurant like Hooters, Twin Peaks, or the Tilted Kilt

9) Go to a nude/topless beach and just watch the b00bs jiggle in the waves

 

 

That's about all I can think of right now, but try it out and see how it goes. It's part of a long series I'm running called "how to get action without effort", and just deals with being sexually adventurous without being tied down.

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feckyerlife

 

 

 

Oy.... I need to learn what this sh*t means now.

I confess I'm terrified being single again. I don't even remember how dating works anymore, and all my role models are rapists.

 

I have been single for like 3 years tbh but I'm still a complete noob. gonna die alone because I don't know how to date (and also because I'm very unappealing) :cry:

 

How old are you guys?

 

Older than you.

 

 

 

Well there are still a few ways to get action even when your single. They require different amounts of money/effort, but are still feasible.

 

1) Go to a strip club, get a lap dance

2) Go to a swinger's club and f*ck an adulterous babe

3) Go to a music festival and f*ck some drugged out hippy babe

4) Go to a nightclub, dance with a girl and if it goes well you can f*ck her in the bathroom

5) Hire an escort/prostitute

6) Get involved in the porn industry, behind the scenes. Like a cameraman or crew member, and just enjoy the presence of tits

7) Become a crew member on shows like "Girls Gone Wild" or "Big Brother" that feature heavy female nudity

8) Go to a restaurant like Hooters, Twin Peaks, or the Tilted Kilt

9) Go to a nude/topless beach and just watch the b00bs jiggle in the waves

 

 

That's about all I can think of right now, but try it out and see how it goes. It's part of a long series I'm running called "how to get action without effort", and just deals with being sexually adventurous without being tied down.

 

or you can have tinder and swipe left or right.

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Why do you seem to constantly emit a really creepy twisted vibe?

 

OT - I confess to writing confessions and then deciding they're to dodgy for me to share. I guess even though there's that level of internet anonymity, I still feel embarrassed when I accidentally share too much.

(I was grasping at straws for this confession, but I wanted to express my concern for the creepy bloke above me without getting told off).

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Alpha Demigod

I confess to writing confessions and then deciding they're to dodgy for me to share. I guess even though there's that level of internet anonymity, I still feel embarrassed when I accidentally share too much.

 

Don't be a coward and just share the confession, no one knows who you are over here. We're all one big community and if you get it off your chest it might just release some vented up hate and your fellow forum members could give you some advice or tips on it

 

(I was grasping at straws for this confession, but I wanted to express my concern for the creepy bloke above me without getting told off).

 

come on Feckyourlife is a cool guy just give him a chance you'll see he's not that bad

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The Dedito Gae

OT - I confess to writing confessions and then deciding they're to dodgy for me to share. I guess even though there's that level of internet anonymity, I still feel embarrassed when I accidentally share too much.

 

I can see your face.

 

Weird concept of anonymity.

 

Well there are still a few ways to get action even when your single. They require different amounts of money/effort, but are still feasible.

 

1) Go to a strip club, get a lap dance

2) Go to a swinger's club and f*ck an adulterous babe

3) Go to a music festival and f*ck some drugged out hippy babe

4) Go to a nightclub, dance with a girl and if it goes well you can f*ck her in the bathroom

5) Hire an escort/prostitute

6) Get involved in the porn industry, behind the scenes. Like a cameraman or crew member, and just enjoy the presence of tits

7) Become a crew member on shows like "Girls Gone Wild" or "Big Brother" that feature heavy female nudity

8) Go to a restaurant like Hooters, Twin Peaks, or the Tilted Kilt

9) Go to a nude/topless beach and just watch the b00bs jiggle in the waves

 

 

That's about all I can think of right now, but try it out and see how it goes. It's part of a long series I'm running called "how to get action without effort", and just deals with being sexually adventurous without being tied down.

Something tells me you are the last person to give advice about this. Edited by Midnight Hitman
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