I Have a Confession to Make

[Flachbau]

One time (3 weeks ago) I posted a selfie about an ugly shirt on a jazz guitar forum and didn't notice until after posting taht my wiener was 100% in-frame

 

So did you edit your post in time or did they give you sh*t? We need moar details, m8.

[mr quick]

 

One time (3 weeks ago) I posted a selfie about an ugly shirt on a jazz guitar forum and didn't notice until after posting taht my wiener was 100% in-frame

 

So did you edit your post in time or did they give you sh*t? We need moar details, m8.

 

 

I choose not to disclose that information.

[paperbagdude]

I don't mind my bed being stained in cum and v-juice. It's actually really nice.

[Fooking Rekt]

I don't mind my bed being stained in cum and v-juice. It's actually really nice.

I haven't changed the sheets in a while either

[paperbagdude]

 

I don't mind my bed being stained in cum and v-juice. It's actually really nice.

I haven't changed the sheets in a while either

 

It smells so disgustingly fantastic! I love putting the duvet over my face and feel the sweet aromas of love coalescing, stinging my nose and release some good chemicals of well-being into my brain. Makes sleep so much easier.

Edited June 26, 2016 by paperbagdude

[Fooking Rekt]

 

 

I don't mind my bed being stained in cum and v-juice. It's actually really nice.

I haven't changed the sheets in a while either

 

It smells so disgustingly fantastic! I love putting the duvet over my face and feel the sweet aromas of love coalescing, stinging my nose and release some good chemicals of well-being into my brain. Makes sleep so much easier.

And all the nice crust

[sreyazsec]

I can watch the same film a few times in one day, and it's still just as enjoyable.

Edited June 26, 2016 by ceszayers

[*MURDOC*]

 

 

 

I don't mind my bed being stained in cum and v-juice. It's actually really nice.

I haven't changed the sheets in a while either

 

It smells so disgustingly fantastic! I love putting the duvet over my face and feel the sweet aromas of love coalescing, stinging my nose and release some good chemicals of well-being into my brain. Makes sleep so much easier.

And all the nice crust

 

 

 

You guys sound like virgins.

[mr quick]

vaginas FISH SMELL sperm CLITORIS

 

I HAVE HAD SEX

[Fooking Rekt]

 

 

 

 

I don't mind my bed being stained in cum and v-juice. It's actually really nice.

I haven't changed the sheets in a while either

 

It smells so disgustingly fantastic! I love putting the duvet over my face and feel the sweet aromas of love coalescing, stinging my nose and release some good chemicals of well-being into my brain. Makes sleep so much easier.

And all the nice crust

 

 

You guys sound like virgins.

I have a sexually active girlfriend, i think you don't understand the meaning of virgin.

[*MURDOC*]

She's sexually active?

 

 

You should totally try to get in on that bro.

 

 

 

Also:

 

Edited June 26, 2016 by *MURDOC*

[Fooking Rekt]

Try? I already am ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[*MURDOC*]

Clearly.

 

 

Again:

 

Edited June 26, 2016 by *MURDOC*

[Voodoo]

Less spam, more confessions.

[Femme Fatale]

Listen to our mascot, guys, we don't want him to get locky...Anyway, I've watched Pulp Fiction 107 times, I counted...It's a flawless movie, I don't think I'll ever get tired of it...

[Queen]

Come on, Craniums. Just say it already. You're a serial killer. Everybody knows it. You. Me. The American people, for Christ's sake.

[018361]

I just finished cleaning myself and my house up after sh*tting myself. I was on my bed when I felt that I had to use the restroom, so I go to get up. Halfway up I get terrible cramps in both legs and the pain was so bad that I had fallen back onto the bed and crapped myself then and there. So, i'm just sitting there in my own crap until the cramps go away and I can move again. Since I was wearing shorts as soon as I had gotten up the crap went all down my legs and onto my socks and the carpet. I then quickly rushed outside of my room to get new clothes hoping that no one would see or smell me and start investigating. I shut the door to my room and rushed to our kitchen where we have a hamper full of freshly cleaned clothes sitting there. I grabbed my clothes and then rushed to the bathroom to take a shower. Then I went and put my dirty clothes in the washing machine. So now that that was over and I had new clothes on I had gotten out my carpet cleaner and then proceeded to clean my carpets up of feces. Also, It was leaking out of my pants as I was walking away so it left a trail. I then used the hose attachment to clean up the brown streak that was left on my bed from when I fell back. After that In put the carpet cleaner away and now i'm here sharing it with y'all.

[DarkSavageDeathlyCloud]

Fun...have been weeding the garden of my boss for 4 houres...

Or that is atleast what he think i am doing.

I am actualy scattering plant parts all over the place, some somewhat burried in the hopes of them all growing.

I especialy hope the"equisetum" is gonna spread...seeing his reaction he seems to be afraid of not having his back right corner under control.

But if all goes as i want he will soon have that sh*t growing litteraly everywhere....i sure hope that i am doing it right

[Clem Fandango]

I just wiped my arse with ordinary paper. I was like "this is most disgusting thing that has ever happened to anyone" just feeling the harsh edges of the crumpled ball against the walls of my crack, then I read the above story about the guy spraying sh*t everywhere and now I feel blessed.

[Eliz]

I confess browsing through DnD threads makes my head hurt. I feel numb while reading the comments that have been posted in the DnD section, and then I start to cry for some ungodly reasons; because I'm too stupid, illiterate to post in DnD.

[dudclub55]

I confess browsing through DnD threads makes my head hurt. I feel numb while reading the comments that have been posted in the DnD section, and then I start to cry for some ungodly reasons; because I'm too stupid, illiterate to post in DnD.

 

Meh. Discussions in DnD are not all that difficult to digest, I'm sure the intimidating part is the sheer amount of GOD DAMN READING you have to do before you can eventually add your 2 cents.

[feckyerlife]

DnD is weird, people will be enemies in there then they are best buds in GC or elsewhere

[mr quick]

 

I confess browsing through DnD threads makes my head hurt. I feel numb while reading the comments that have been posted in the DnD section, and then I start to cry for some ungodly reasons; because I'm too stupid, illiterate to post in DnD.

 

Meh. Discussions in DnD are not all that difficult to digest, I'm sure the intimidating part is the sheer amount of GOD DAMN READING you have to do before you can eventually add your 2 cents.

 

 

lmao implying that CERTAIN PEOPLE in there actually read before spewing their sh*t

[Teal]

I really abhor today's generation of children. They're trying to be Vine stars, Snapchat stars, and make the most egregious music (Jacob Satorious ala LeafyIsHere) in which you want to consume bleach. Also, those damn "hoverboards". I see kids riding them around in my hometown and, I will confess this, but I hope one explodes like they do on the news and kills a child. That way, we can ban them.

[AlienTwo]

I really abhor today's generation of children. They're trying to be Vine stars, Snapchat stars, and make the most egregious music (Jacob Satorious ala LeafyIsHere) in which you want to consume bleach. Also, those damn "hoverboards". I see kids riding them around in my hometown and, I will confess this, but I hope one explodes like they do on the news and kills a child. That way, we can ban them.

You were born in f*cking 1998 you self-deprecating child.

[dudclub55]

 

I really abhor today's generation of children. They're trying to be Vine stars, Snapchat stars, and make the most egregious music (Jacob Satorious ala LeafyIsHere) in which you want to consume bleach. Also, those damn "hoverboards". I see kids riding them around in my hometown and, I will confess this, but I hope one explodes like they do on the news and kills a child. That way, we can ban them.

You were born in f*cking 1998 you self-deprecating child.

 

 

I was about to tell you how calling him a self depreciating child was uncool until I saw that he wished death on an innocent person.

Tony you sh*t stain.

[AlienTwo]

Yeah, I would have ignored it otherwise.

[Mr. Scratch]

The sh*t talk on this page is unreal.

[AlienTwo]

I confess the below image makes me very happy.

 

 

 

 

 

[sreyazsec]

I really abhor today's generation of children. They're trying to be Vine stars, Snapchat stars, and make the most egregious music (Jacob Satorious ala LeafyIsHere) in which you want to consume bleach. Also, those damn "hoverboards". I see kids riding them around in my hometown and, I will confess this, but I hope one explodes like they do on the news and kills a child. That way, we can ban them.

I really can't understand your anger at hoverboards or things like vine/snapchat.. It's just kids having fun. Y'know, because that's what kids do..

 

OT - I confess to hoping people who wish death on a child never have children themselves. You cannot be trusted.

Edited June 28, 2016 by ceszayers