I Have a Confession to Make

[UshaB]

Deleted

Edited June 21, 2016 by UshaB

[MCMXCII]

I find videos about autopsy's, morgues, the process of cremation, and body farms, fascinating. Even though I couldn't do any of those jobs because I'm too much of a whimp around dead people and animals, I still find that kind of sh*t interesting. I always wondered about what really happens to us when we expire and what the different processes for putting us to rest are. Maybe I'm a psychopath or something? I don't know. But let me tell you this, seeing videos that showed medical examiners performing autopsy's on the deceased, it changes the way you see yourself and all humans as. The way they go about an autopsy, I can't help but make the comparison to that of butchering a pig. They treat you like you're just a peace of meat. It's brutal and I'd rather be cremated lol

[Old Dinosaur]

my gay friend is on a date right now and i'm straight and couldn't get a date if my life depended on it, If that isn't a clear indication of how much i fail.. i dunno what is...

 

don't get me wrong here, i'm not mocking gay people, all i'm saying is... on paper.. you'd think it would be slightly easier for straight people to find dates... even in this era...

 

i dunno man, i take it as a sign of my suckage... maybe that makes me a bigot... but i don't think so....

Edited June 20, 2016 by Old Dinosaur

[Voodoo]

all i'm saying is... on paper.. you'd think it would be slightly easier for straight people to find dates... even in this era...

What paper are you reading?

[Old Dinosaur]

 

all i'm saying is... on paper.. you'd think it would be slightly easier for straight people to find dates... even in this era...

What paper are you reading?

 

 

it's just an expression . it's just another way of saying ''in theory''

Edited June 20, 2016 by Old Dinosaur

[Voodoo]

Rhetorical, my friend

[Old Dinosaur]

Rhetorical, my friend

 

so i post some personal stuff and you mock me ? classy bro,

Edited June 20, 2016 by Old Dinosaur

[KarimNTerr]

[dyspoid]

I find videos about autopsy's, morgues, the process of cremation, and body farms, fascinating. Even though I couldn't do any of those jobs because I'm too much of a whimp around dead people and animals, I still find that kind of sh*t interesting. I always wondered about what really happens to us when we expire and what the different processes for putting us to rest are. Maybe I'm a psychopath or something? I don't know. But let me tell you this, seeing videos that showed medical examiners performing autopsy's on the deceased, it changes the way you see yourself and all humans as. The way they go about an autopsy, I can't help but make the comparison to that of butchering a pig. They treat you like you're just a peace of meat. It's brutal and I'd rather be cremated lol

Trust me. This sh*t is f*cked up. I studied an anatomy unit this semester - it is sickening.

 

I am into ultraviolence and horror movies. I thought I was able to disconnect myself from the feelings morbid images stir up inside. I wasn't. It is not easy to see this stuff in person - it is endlessly interesting, however. Oh, and yeah, I can't eat a lot of meat products anymore.

 

The thing is, seeing the body in a lab really drives home how mechanical we are. Nothing in our body is useless. Everything has a function. We are organic machines. If you look at your arm move as you type, I would hazard a guess that you don't realise that a muscle in your forearm is pulling tendons in your fingertips.

[Voodoo]

 

Rhetorical, my friend

 

so i post some personal stuff and you mock me ? classy bro,

 

I wasn't mocking you. I was calling attention to the idea that gender preference has anything to do with the likelihood of finding a partner. Draw your own conclusions.

[make total destroy]

Draw your own conclusions.

 

 

 

preferably on paper

[Old Dinosaur]

 

 

Rhetorical, my friend

 

so i post some personal stuff and you mock me ? classy bro,

 

I wasn't mocking you. I was calling attention to the idea that gender preference has anything to do with the likelihood of finding a partner. Draw your own conclusions.

 

 

then why didnt you say that to begin with

[dyspoid]

 

 

 

Rhetorical, my friend

so i post some personal stuff and you mock me ? classy bro,

 

I wasn't mocking you. I was calling attention to the idea that gender preference has anything to do with the likelihood of finding a partner. Draw your own conclusions.

 

then why didnt you say that to begin with

He kind of did, that's what his comment meant.

[Queen]

Wow.

[Voodoo]

 

OK, let's move on and get back to the confessin'.

[Queen]

It's a small confession...but I had plans to do a long list of important things today, but I'm just laying on my couch vegetating and talking to you fine people. Procrastination is a bitch.

[DarkSavageDeathlyCloud]

Im sick at home because my arm hurts a bit...

Though the pain is real i kinda coud handle it...but this is mainly at getting back at my cheap ass boss

[SinZer0s]

I don't know how to ride a bike

[Flachbau]

Same here.. been considering purchasing a bike for a month or two, now. No prior experience is the reason why I haven't done it.

[SinZer0s]

Same here.. been considering purchasing a bike for a month or two, now. No prior experience is the reason why I haven't done it.

I actually have a bike but it's there in the garage and of course i never use it

 

As another funny confession: last time i tried to learn how to ride a bike, i wore a spiderman mask so that people wouldn't see my face

[Jolly Swagman]

^^^

That's sounds like a great way to blend in and make sure no one notices you. I bet trying to peer out of the tiny eyeholes also made learning to ride a lot easier too

Edited June 24, 2016 by Jolly Swagman

[KarimNTerr]

Being ashamed of learning something new sounds ignorant as f*ck to be honest. Just let yourself go, and don't pay attention to what people think 'cause you'll never be comfortable with who you are out there. Hell, I've just learned how to ride a mechanical penis, for f*ck's sake.

Edited June 24, 2016 by toxluv

[The Dedito Gae]

...Hell, I've just learned how to ride a mechanical penis, for f*ck's sake.

Don't you know that sex with robots is bad?

[SinZer0s]

^^^

That's sounds like a great way to blend in and make sure no one notices you. I bet trying to peer out of the tiny eyeholes also made learning to ride a lot easier too

10 years old... never going back there again

 

Being ashamed of learning something new sounds ignorant as f*ck to be honest. Just let yourself go, and don't pay attention to what people think 'cause you'll never be comfortable with who you are out there. Hell, I've just learned how to ride a mechanical penis, for f*ck's sake.

I actually wanted to try again but the problem now isn't embarrasment (i think you posted a picture of the mechanical penis? good sh*t mate)

 

i became too lazy

[KarimNTerr]

@Midnight Hitman: Haha - that was really spot on. I even dreamed that huge mechanical penis last night...

 

@Darkshadows: Yeah, what I meant is: there are way more embarrassing things than learning how to ride bikes. Spider-Man's mask is cool, though.

Edited June 25, 2016 by toxluv

[mr quick]

One time (3 weeks ago) I posted a selfie about an ugly shirt on a jazz guitar forum and didn't notice until after posting taht my wiener was 100% in-frame

[make total destroy]

sometimes you just gotta show everyone who the real king of the jungle is

[Old Dinosaur]

that moment you think to yourself '' man this has been a great mourning, wait im 25.. not 17'' LOL

 

that fully just happened, it was a good mourning though woke up cold so i went downstairs to get the heater at 6am which is early for me... decide im not getting back to sleep so i get on youtube and watch cinema sins... smoke some weed while watching.. then when i finished i watched some porn, had fun, then i posted this and im about to have more bongs and it's only 8:40am..

 

pretty respectable way too start a sunday

 

question is though, what to do with the rest of the day ? get up or be a lazy buck

[dyspoid]

that moment you think to yourself '' man this has been a great mourning, wait im 25.. not 17'' LOL

 

that fully just happened, it was a good mourning though woke up cold so i went downstairs to get the heater at 6am which is early for me... decide im not getting back to sleep so i get on youtube and watch cinema sins... smoke some weed while watching.. then when i finished i watched some porn, had fun, then i posted this and im about to have more bongs and it's only 8:40am..

 

pretty respectable way too start a sunday

 

question is though, what to do with the rest of the day ? get up or be a lazy buck

Are you Australian? Sounds like a great morning and if so I can totally empathise with the whole 'cold' aspect.

[Eram]

I'm drunk, cheers!