I Have a Confession to Make

[Murdick]

 

 

I murdered a family of birds when I was 9 with a really big stick. There was a birds nest at the park, and I knocked it down with the baby birds still in it. There were maybe 6, and 5 of them died from their injuries from the fall after 15 minutes. There was one baby bird who walked around the area with a limp, not sure what happened to it, probably died a couple minutes after I left. The mother flew away before I knocked the nest down, I wonder what she's doing right now.

That bird is planning your demise. birds have a way of getting revenge.

 

So if I said I hate pidgins "they're flying rats right!" animals have a way of sensing danger and I'm sure they know I have it in for them. so every morning I have to clean bird sh*t of my frigging car.

 

If it was at all possible with bio-hacking I would make it my lifes mission to erandicate every single one of them.

 

So I ask you? what role do pigdins play in the eco system besides being an annoyance to humans. (no one would miss them, I surely wouldn't)

 

Pigeons get a lot of bad press, they're not that bad.

Bullsh*t! They're as bad as seagulls for pinching my sausage rolls! xD

[*MURDOC*]

Maybe you should keep your sausage roll in your pants.

 

Or take a shower so the smell doesn't attract random birds.

[Murdick]

No sausage roll in my pants, dude.. more like a kebab. LOL. sorry.

[Voodoo]

ITT: Seabirds pinching Murdicks on Murdocs.

[Mr. Scratch]

ITT: Seabirds punching Murdicks on Murdocs.

FTFY.

[*MURDOC*]

No sausage roll in my pants, dude.. more like a kebab. LOL. sorry.

 

 

There's a skewer through it?

 

 

Sounds painful, but hey, different strokes for different folks.

[Murdick]

That obviously went straight over your head.

[*MURDOC*]

That obviously went straight over your head.

 

 

Not really though.

 

But it seems to have gone through your head.

 

Not the one on your shoulders.

 

 

 

 

ANYWAY... dot dot dot

 

 

I confess... I hate the majority of you, and not without reason.

 

 

 

 

Okay, I guess that's not really news.

Edited June 18, 2016 by *MURDOC*

[Murdick]

You didn't and still don't. Nvm. /end.

[*MURDOC*]

You're so f*cking stupid.

 

I love it.

[Mr. Scratch]

I have a confession to make.

 

Y'all motherf*ckers really f*cking up the program in here.

[*MURDOC*]

If that was a confession, the priest would reach through the little screen and smack the sh*t out of you.

 

 

 

I do agree though, I apologize to everyone but the sh*thead.

[Voodoo]

Dick Doc goes the clock on your temp bans.

[Murdick]

Lmfao the only moron here is you. Stop pming me as well. Weirdo.

[Voodoo]

There's one. (I'm channeling Waddy)

[Murdick]

Sorry voodoo D:

[*MURDOC*]

You ever clench your fist so tightly in anger that you fracture a few fingers and pout blood from the holes in your palm caused by your finger nails embedding themselves into your flesh?

 

 

I did this recently, there's an actual confession to make up for poking the retard.

Edited June 18, 2016 by *MURDOC*

[Voodoo]

And two.

[Murdick-]

Stfu murdoc getting me a temp ban and i didn't even do anything. Prick. Ban me permanently if this is the way people get treated on here.

[Voodoo]

Well, I guess a one day temp was too much for him. I confess that I'm sad to see him go.

[Flachbau]

I'm sure we're all sad to see such a high class member like Murdick be banned

[AboveAndBeyoncé]

I confess that I'm alittle nervous about where my life is headed this upcoming school year (college wise) but I believe I can get through my nervousness

[RedDagger]

Edit: wait no I think I'm a bit dim

 

To add to the topic, I've spent the last week playing MW2's single player

 

don't judge

Edited June 18, 2016 by RedDagger

[sreyazsec]

It's always lovely to come back after a day and see people are still as petty as ever.

 

OT - I confess to becoming kinda attached to this small spider in my room. He's been here for about two weeks, and I can't go near him (too scared) to put him outside so I've left him alone and now I look around each day to just to see how he's getting on.

Very strange, but I'm happy about it.

[mr quick]

Edit: wait no I think I'm a bit dim

 

To add to the topic, I've spent the last week playing MW2's single player

 

don't judge

 

MW2's story is DOPE though

[make total destroy]

these new medals make me feel like some kind of vietnam veterinarian

[AboveAndBeyoncé]

It's always lovely to come back after a day and see people are still as petty as ever.

 

OT - I confess to becoming kinda attached to this small spider in my room. He's been here for about two weeks, and I can't go near him (too scared) to put him outside so I've left him alone and now I look around each day to just to see how he's getting on.

Very strange, but I'm happy about it.

That leads to another confession I'm really fascinated with spiders and I want to buy a tarantula actually

[sreyazsec]

I've always assumed tarantulas would be slightly LESS scary than your typical garden spiders, mainly because they're big and fluffy. Still, you're a braver person than me. Damn.

[Voodoo]

I used to have a large female Mexican Red Knee. They're completely docile and make great pets if you like spiders.

 

 

Not mine but pretty much identical.

[The Dedito Gae]

I used to have a large female Mexican Red Knee. They're completely docile and make great pets if you like spiders.

 

Besides, if you are getting robbed it makes for a great distraction you know: