I Have a Confession to Make

[The Dedito Gae]

I confess I've never come across an Argentinian use the word 'shat' before.

I always thought it was the past verb of sh*tting.

[Smith John]

And you'd be right in your thinking.

[Crossed]

Im gonna get a nice payday this october, life changing. Dont know if I wanna just put it all in my arm an nose. Burn out one last run to die in peace or go pursue my dream of going native, live off the grid an isolate myself to the wilderness an see if mother nature kills me kinder. So sick of society an sobriety...

[Queen]

^You should definitely try living off the grid. Maybe go naked while you're at it too.

[make total destroy]

I think Midnight Hitman is kinda cute for a fat guy, but of course Mr. Scratch and make total destroy are cuter...

you callin me fat bro

[Femme Fatale]

 

I think Midnight Hitman is kinda cute for a fat guy, but of course Mr. Scratch and make total destroy are cuter...

you callin me fat broOf course not, I've seen pics of you and you're obviously skinny...

[Mr. Scratch]

How are there pictures of MTD if u can't see him?

Edited June 13, 2016 by Mr. Scratch

[Crokey]

How are there pictures of MTD if u can't see him?

Wait, did MTD confess to being John Cena?

[Femme Fatale]

How are there pictures of MTD if u can't see him?

He's posted pics of himself on the selfie thread...

[dudclub55]

I think Midnight Hitman is kinda cute for a fat guy, but of course Mr. Scratch and make total destroy are cuter...

 

What about me?

[sreyazsec]

I just googled something and really wish I hadn't.

Edited June 15, 2016 by ceszayers

[Queen]

So what'd you google? A friend of mine was trying to google a special deal they were offering at Dick's sporting goods. She typed "dicks over 50."

 

Sounds to me like you should see a therapist, ceszayers. And I don't mean that as a joke. Sometimes we just need someone to talk to...that isn't family, friends....or the internet. A therapist actually transformed my best friend who was going through some very difficult times. It works, I promise.

Edited June 14, 2016 by Queen

[sreyazsec]

So what'd you google? A friend of mine was trying to google a special deal they were offering at Dick's sporting goods. She typed "dicks over 50."

 

Sounds to me like you should see a therapist, ceszayers. And I don't mean that as a joke. Sometimes we just need someone to talk to...that isn't family, friends....or the internet. A therapist actually transformed my best friend who was going through some very difficult times. It works, I promise.

 

I won't mention what I googled, but it's one of those things that just makes you wonder what the point is in anything, especially when you're not in a position to change anything. You see bad things and can't do anything, at all. I don't like knowing bad things happen and people don't care.

 

 

EDIT - Hey, over 50's dicks doesn't sound too bad to me.

Edited June 15, 2016 by ceszayers

[Queen]

So do you basically tell yourself "I will fail at this" or "she must think I'm an awful person" or "so what if I did that, it was too easy and doesn't prove that I'm a good person?" Because, honestly, and this is my confession of the day, those are all things I've said to myself on a daily basis. I've been like that since elementary school and it's only now that I'm beginning to recognize how unfair I've been treating myself.

 

Anyway, if dicks in their 50s makes you happy, just indulge yourself and google it. Life is too short...find what makes you happy and hold onto it...figuratively and literally. Remember that.

[Femme Fatale]

 

I think Midnight Hitman is kinda cute for a fat guy, but of course Mr. Scratch and make total destroy are cuter...

What about me?

I've never seen pics of you, I think...

[Fooking Rekt]

I just googled something and really wish I hadn't.

Now I feel sick with anger and disgust, My fear of death is waning, at least when I'm dead I don't have to witness suffering anymore. I've got almost no faith or hope left. For every good deed there are just as many, if not more, negative deeds.

 

I feel constant guilt about things I have no power over. I feel damn useless, I haven't got the means to do anything helpful. I don't even know how to help. There's too much bullsh*t.

You googled 3 guys 1 hammer?

 

Yes, i made the same mistake...

[sreyazsec]

So do you basically tell yourself "I will fail at this" or "she must think I'm an awful person" or "so what if I did that, it was too easy and doesn't prove that I'm a good person?" Because, honestly, and this is my confession of the day, those are all things I've said to myself on a daily basis. I've been like that since elementary school and it's only now that I'm beginning to recognize how unfair I've been treating myself.

 

Anyway, if dicks in their 50s makes you happy, just indulge yourself and google it. Life is too short...find what makes you happy and hold onto it...figuratively and literally. Remember that.

Not exactly. It's more if I can't make a positive difference then there isn't really any need for me.

 

Ha. I had George Clooney and Brad Pitt in my mind when I typed that, now I realise I sound like a pensioner loving, gold digger

 

 

 

 

You googled 3 guys 1 hammer?

 

Yes, i made the same mistake...

 

 

I made that mistake years ago. I had been convinced by friends it was a really realistic short film/joke. Although yes, that video f*cked my head up. It's similar to what I googled in terms of unnecessary violence and cruelty..

Edited June 15, 2016 by ceszayers

[AlienTwo]

Man... the sick curiosity inside me now what's to look that up, but I learned a harsh lesson from 2 Girls on Cup.

 

Maybe I'll just let that one be.

 

I confess my curiosity has gotten my mental well-being in trouble more than once.

[Voodoo]

It's a lot worse than 2g1c. It really pissed me off when I saw it and I'm not usually affected by much.

[MIGta]

I watched that back in the day when I was a lot more naive and watched it purely cause I didn't believe it was real and there could be a video like that online. Boy was I wrong

[AlienTwo]

Okay, thanks guys, not watching it.

 

I just need to remember I'm not watching it until I get home... because that's when I can.

[Femme Fatale]

The only thing I've watched is 1 lunatic 1 icepick, I never would've thought that a really campy gay dude would turn out to be a psychotic murderer...

[Fooking Rekt]

1 lunatic 1 icepick is child's play in comparison to 3 guts 1 hammer...

[Queen]

I refuse to search any of that crap.

[Femme Fatale]

1 lunatic 1 icepick is child's play in comparison to 3 guts 1 hammer...

Oh yeah, definitely...I'm just not interested in watching it because I'm not attracted to any of the guys involved in the video...

[Fooking Rekt]

Good lord, don't watch it. I watched 3 guys 1 hammer more than a month ago and i still get headaches about it sometimes.

[Femme Fatale]

Good lord, don't watch it. I watched 3 guys 1 hammer more than a month ago and i still get headaches about it sometimes.

Like I said, I'm not interested in watching it, but thanks for the tip ...

[feckyerlife]

Good lord, don't watch it. I watched 3 guys 1 hammer more than a month ago and i still get headaches about it sometimes.

you should try "i love the fishes"

 

[Fooking Rekt]

Already seen it, it's nasty but watchable. I am not easily startled, i actually am anti-human (lol) and most cruel videos don't trigger me at all. For example a chainsaw beheading video, watched it yo the end without getting triggered. But i can't watch SOME videos, for example 3 guys 1 hammer or 1 lunatic 2 kittens (or whatever it's called)

[sreyazsec]

 

Good lord, don't watch it. I watched 3 guys 1 hammer more than a month ago and i still get headaches about it sometimes.

you should try "i love the fishes"

 

 

Is that another murder? Because I can't imagine someone attempting to abuse a fish..

Edited June 15, 2016 by ceszayers