I Have a Confession to Make

[Member's Only]

I banged my head with my car's tailgate last night and kicked the sh*t out of the right brake light out of anger, now it's all shattered lol.

 

EDIT:

 

Correction, actually kicked above the plate and not the actual brake lights.

 

Edited June 5, 2016 by GradeA-Hole

[MCMXCII]

When I was around 9 or 10 years old, I was staying at my cousin's house, whom is 4 years younger than me. It was getting dark so we decided to go out into his back yard to catch fireflies since it was summer time. While we were out there, we had noticed some toads In his yard. Being the dumb kids that we were, we decided to get a couple of my cousin's bats to play baseball.... with the toads. I was the main one who encouraged it. Anyways, long story short, my uncle found out and we got into lots of trouble. My uncle made me call my mom, while I was balling my eyes out, and tell her what I did. I was a dumb kid who didn't really know what we were doing was wrong until my uncle showed us the error of our ways. I never did anything like that again.

[ciel]

I slept in my Mom's bed until I was 11 due to night terrors (it still happens occasionally - terrors, not sleeping in my Mom's bed). I'd hear things on the ceiling, I'd have fits of absolute panic. It wasn't helped by the fact my Great Grandma gave me a porcelain clown on a swing and my Mom decided to hang it in my room.

It was the most terrifying thing I'd ever been given. I loved my Great Gran too much to ask for it to be put away.

 

I also wouldn't go upstairs on my own at nighttime. If I needed the toilet my Mom would have to come upstairs with me and wait outside until I was done. The doctor never really gave us an explanation as to why I was like that but hey-ho. I've grown out of it mostly.

 

(I like the confessions thread too much).

 

I'm a cock gobbler and I love to gobble cock.

I get night terrors aswell, since my early teens. I scream bloody murder so my mom says, it frightens her everytime she hears me. When she wakes me up I don't remember anything but it feels like my heart is going to explode right through my chest. I'm clueless as to what causes them.

[FranklinsIron]

I slept in my Mom's bed until I was 11 due to night terrors (it still happens occasionally - terrors, not sleeping in my Mom's bed). I'd hear things on the ceiling, I'd have fits of absolute panic. It wasn't helped by the fact my Great Grandma gave me a porcelain clown on a swing and my Mom decided to hang it in my room.

It was the most terrifying thing I'd ever been given. I loved my Great Gran too much to ask for it to be put away.

 

I also wouldn't go upstairs on my own at nighttime. If I needed the toilet my Mom would have to come upstairs with me and wait outside until I was done. The doctor never really gave us an explanation as to why I was like that but hey-ho. I've grown out of it mostly.

 

(I like the confessions thread too much).

 

I'm a cock gobbler and I love to gobble cock.

Hahaha I was scared of the dark for years. Up until 12, would get in my mums bed if I had a bad dream or was scared. Use to have a toilet phobia aswell, incident in primary school, broke into broken toilets, water started gushing out, genuinely thought I was gonna get sucked in. My mum had to stand by the door whilst I took a turd, and talk to me.. Went on for years.

 

My imagination always got better of me.. Once watched the ring and had to put tv against wall ha ha. Had/have sleep paralysis aswell which don't help.

[I was a Junk]

Once broke my nintendo DS over a video game. I also still tend to get extremely frustrated at video games but I just squeeze a pillow.

[Ai®a©ob®a]

I steal bacon from the supermarket and if anyone gets in my way I break their face. I am a bad man.

If it's anything other than Sugardale Bacon, I'll be disapointed as Sugardale Thick Cut Bacon is the only bacon worth breaking someone face over.

 

It wasn't helped by the fact my Great Grandma gave me a porcelain clown on a swing and my Mom decided to hang it in my room.

It was the most terrifying thing I'd ever been given. I loved my Great Gran too much to ask for it to be put away.

Clowns are friggin evil, Even as an adult i hate clowns.

 

I've never understood the reasoning behind grandparents thinking giving why they think giving a freaky looking clown to a child is a good gift

[MCMXCII]

Clearly grandparents are trolls. You got to have some fun when you are a senior.

[AboveAndBeyoncé]

I must say, sure a new GTA Online Update came out but I'm

way more excited that GTA SA has arrived from Amazon.... It's my first GTA for PC so I'm pretty excited to place mods on it

Edited June 9, 2016 by AboveAndBeyoncé

[MCMXCII]

I think theres dedicated servers for GTA:SA online multiplayer still active. I don't have the game myself so I wouldn't know where to look.

[mr quick]

Yeh, lots of activity on SAMP and MTA

[Mr. Scratch]

Bruh, MTA is the sh*t. Seriously miss pissing away hours on it.

[Gummy]

I have a friend at school who thinks GTA V is the bestest biggest ultimatest mind-blowingest game all of time. He has a PC at home which can barely play GTA IV at low and he can't upgrade (Bad grades) and I have a laptop that can play V. He likes GTA IV but he's getting bored.

He ocassionaly begs to play V everytime he sees my laptop, like if I was working or playing another game he would just sit beside me and he be like "Come on man...play V... play V..."

He said he wanted to come over my house so that he has a friend to play with and I lied, I said my parents wouldn't allow it even though it's because I'm sure he wouldn't do anything but raid my laptop at my home and play V all day.

He's so desperate to play this game, at class during lecture he would just open his phone and watch GTA V videos. (Another reason for bad grades) or just draw GTAO characters in heist gear. I swear he'd take any chance to play V, even if he had to play in the lowest setting, 1fps, or the lowest resolution possible, He would still play that sh*t all life.

Edited June 9, 2016 by Gummy 

[AboveAndBeyoncé]

I have a friend at school who thinks GTA V is the bestest biggest ultimatest mind-blowingest game all of time. He has a PC at home which can barely play GTA IV at low and he can't upgrade (Bad grades) and I have a laptop that can play V. He likes GTA IV but he's getting bored.

He ocassionaly begs to play V everytime he sees my laptop, like if I was working or playing another game he would just sit beside me and he be like "Come on man...play V... play V..."

He said he wanted to come over my house so that he has a friend to play with and I lied, I said my parents wouldn't allow it even though it's because I'm sure he wouldn't do anything but raid my laptop at my home and play V all day.

He's so desperate to play this game, at class during lecture he would just open his phone and watch GTA V videos. (Another reason for bad grades) or just draw GTAO characters in heist gear. I swear he'd take any chance to play V, even if he had to play in the lowest setting, 1fps, or the lowest resolution possible, He would still play that sh*t all life.

[s never heard of someone that stoked for GTAV since the release Edited June 10, 2016 by AboveAndBeyoncé

[Landotel]

I felt an earthquake in San Diego, today (midnight). Anyone from SD felt it too? Damn, that's my confession for today, not trying to scare anyone.

Edited June 10, 2016 by Raul Passos

[Andreaz1]

Aren't earthquakes quite common in California?

[MCMXCII]

They seem to be more common in my state, which is Oklahoma.

[dice]

Aren't earthquakes quite common in California?

its their fault so i guess

[MCMXCII]

its their fault so i guess

I see what you did there.

[feckyerlife]

They seem to be more common in my state, which is Oklahoma.

earthquakes, crazy hail, crazy floods, crazy tornado's. whats there not to like

[Femme Fatale]

I felt an earthquake in San Diego, today (midnight). Anyone from SD felt it too? Damn, that's my confession for today, not trying to scare anyone.

We felt it here in Tijuana too...

[unbid]

I have a friend at school who thinks GTA V is the bestest biggest ultimatest mind-blowingest game all of time. He has a PC at home which can barely play GTA IV at low and he can't upgrade (Bad grades) and I have a laptop that can play V. He likes GTA IV but he's getting bored.

He ocassionaly begs to play V everytime he sees my laptop, like if I was working or playing another game he would just sit beside me and he be like "Come on man...play V... play V..."

He said he wanted to come over my house so that he has a friend to play with and I lied, I said my parents wouldn't allow it even though it's because I'm sure he wouldn't do anything but raid my laptop at my home and play V all day.

He's so desperate to play this game, at class during lecture he would just open his phone and watch GTA V videos. (Another reason for bad grades) or just draw GTAO characters in heist gear. I swear he'd take any chance to play V, even if he had to play in the lowest setting, 1fps, or the lowest resolution possible, He would still play that sh*t all life.

The sad truth of Indonesian high school gamer. I've been on that phase during junior high while IV was the thing, but now I'm more mellow whenever any new game came out. Edited June 10, 2016 by unbid

[make total destroy]

I just puked on a cop car like 30 mins ago

[mr quick]

Aren't earthquakes quite common in California?

 

Yes, it's all explained in this:

 

[AlienTwo]

I know half of you twice as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you twice as well as you deserve.

[mr quick]

i ate a whole tenderloin for dinner today

 

...and also two pork chops

 

... and some stuffed mushroom

 

god I f*cking love grilling but eating 1 kg of food CANNOT be good

[Murdick]

Iiiiii put thee screwwww in the TUNA!!!

 

Also, I darent change my name!! Lol

[Femme Fatale]

I think Midnight Hitman is kinda cute for a fat guy, but of course Mr. Scratch and make total destroy are cuter...

[mr quick]

MH isn't fat, you should see him in a leather jacket

[The Dedito Gae]

^^I became a tubby guy these last year.^^

 

I think Midnight Hitman is kinda cute for a fat guy...

Does this means you'll kill me last?

 

 

 

OT: When i was a kid i was terrified of both the movie and the cartoon of the ghostbusters, i almost shat myself in the library scene.

 

Edited June 12, 2016 by Midnight Hitman

[Smith John]

I confess I've never come across an Argentinian use the word 'shat' before.