I Have a Confession to Make

[Adrenalist]

When I was a young guy, a friend of ours was the first to get some play from a young lady. In our tribe of five, we expected to get the big story on what happened, but our friend was unusually quiet about the whole ordeal. He just acted glum. After enough pestering, he finally spilled the beans on what happened. It seems he started rounding third base, when all of a sudden she stopped. She remarked that he had a small package, got up, and left. We all looked at each other in silence. "Well, how big of a package do you have?", Steven asked earnestly, obviously not wanting the same fate as our friend. We all stared at him awaiting an answer. "I dunno," he kept saying while looking away. "How don't you know," I asked incredulously. He responded naught.

 

After quick discussion we decided that pulling down our pants at the same time would tell us everything we needed to know. Our friend shook his head "yes" when we asked him to participate. At that precise moment, we would know our eternal destiny with the opposite sex. And on the count of three, we dropped them.

 

"Oh, it's not that bad," I told our infant clad friend. Of course it was easy to say, I was the biggest, and suddenly very proud of myself. And my friends looked at me slightly different. Suddenly I walked a little different. And talked a little different.

 

The next day at physical education I walked around the locker room, member swinging, so proud and full of myself. "Yeah," I thought to myself, "I'm the biggest and the best." Suddenly Ritchie, a 4'11" midget we referred to as "The Leprechaun" rounded the corner. And omg, his junk hung straight down to his knee!! I was in absolute shock and horror as my proud strut came to a halt with The Leprechaun. "Ritchie!" I yelled, "Put on a towel or something!" He just looked at me and grinned.

 

Ignorance sure the f is bliss...

[I cucked Alex Jones]

Thank you for sharing your homoerotic youth with us.

[MCMXCII]

I confess that I didn't finish High School.

[Voodoo]

Every time I see Walmart's emblem, I see an asshole.

Wait until you get into the store...

[Affalterbach]

I can be a bad friend. Meaning to meet up with friends but never get around to it.

 

E.g.

 

 

 

 

Am i the only one that deletes the message after the convo is done?

[sreyazsec]

 

I find men in the 40-60s attractive, that's the main age group of which I'm attracted to and I have been like that since I was about 11.

I never thought it was odd even at such a young age.

Some men (most men) get more attractive as they get older, especially in this day and age.

 

 

you into DILFs?

 

Yes. Yes I am.

More than I'd like to admit.

[Fuzzknuckles]

 

Yes. Yes I am.

 

More than I'd like to admit.

 

Then you've come to the wrong place, everyone here is either really young, or really immature. Slim pickings at best.

 

My confession: Sometimes I want to choke the f*cking life out of every single one of youse.

[dudclub55]

 

 

Yes. Yes I am.

 

More than I'd like to admit.

 

Then you've come to the wrong place, everyone here is either really young, or really immature. Slim pickings at best.

 

My confession: Sometimes I want to choke the f*cking life out of every single one of youse.

 

 

Don't be ageist, I may be young on the outside but deep down I'm the most mature person you'll ever know, in fact, I listen to <insert 20th century band here>.

[IIVIIinion]

I am a girl that hates to wear dresses and skirts...

[feckyerlife]

I am a girl that hates to wear dresses and skirts...

i am a guy that hates to wear dresses and skirts as well...

[Fuzzknuckles]

Don't be ageist, I may be young on the outside but deep down I'm the most mature person you'll ever know, in fact, I listen to <insert 20th century band here>.

I'm not being ageist at all. I'm saying that all the guys here are either young or immature. So I'm swiping out at everyone, equally, regardless of their age.

Edited May 25, 2016 by Fuzzknuckles

[AboveAndBeyoncé]

I'm going to confess that today I graduate high school and I'm quite happy to be getting on with my life

Edited May 26, 2016 by AboveAndBeyoncé

[feckyerlife]

 

 

I find men in the 40-60s attractive, that's the main age group of which I'm attracted to and I have been like that since I was about 11.

I never thought it was odd even at such a young age.

Some men (most men) get more attractive as they get older, especially in this day and age.

 

 

you into DILFs?

 

Yes. Yes I am.

More than I'd like to admit.

 

Dilfs and Dad Bods is where its at

[Mr. Scratch]

I hate this place. No, really, it's taken me almost 7 years to realise it.

Edited May 25, 2016 by Mr. Scratch

[Voodoo]

 

Hit the sign out button. I'd miss you though, spambot.

[Queen]

I confess to telling my fiancee I'd go upstairs and start on the laundry while she cooks dinner but instead I'm laying on the bed surfing the forums.

[FranklinsIron]

I can be a bad friend. Meaning to meet up with friends but never get around to it.

 

E.g.

 

 

 

 

That's not being a bad friend. That's just because you are in your own world and don't need company. A true friend, will realise this and not see it as a negative effect.

 

My best friend since 4. Meaning to see the last 4 months. Basically laziness and schedule f*ck it up. But.. He knows how I am. Lol.

 

So don't think you're a bad friend.

And

 

 

I always having overwhelming guilt. Even when I know I'm right. It's like I feel their sensitivity/insecurities and then I feel bad, for f*cking em up with some truth!

 

Or random. Be tidying up and suddenly hit how vulnerable and lonely my Nan is, and I should see her and be more patient with her. (Very draining and judgemental woman) And the only thing stopping me, is travelling.

[018361]

I want to admit that i'm scared of the thought of having surgery. I am morbidly obese and if, No, WHEN I lose enough weight I will need skin removal surgery. This scared me because when I was little my uncle had a quadruple bypass and they put him into an induced coma. From what I know the surgery went fine but he never woke up from the coma. It was not too long after we were told that he was getting better that he had passed away.

 

It's not really that I think i'm scared of dying but there are a few things that I want to accomplish in life before I pass away. I want to get married to a beautiful and intelligent woman, I want to have children, and I want to get to a point where I can say that I enjoy my life instead of seeing everything in it negatively.

[Mr. Scratch]

 

Hit the sign out button. I'd miss you though, spambot.

Aww, no you wouldn't.

[MCMXCII]

I confess that I woke up this morning and had alcohol with my coffee this morning. I could possibly be an alcoholic but I'm alright.

[LincolnClay]

I hate this place. No, really, it's taken me almost 7 years to realise it.

I love this place. That's my confession.

[paperbagdude]

I confess that I woke up this morning and had alcohol with my coffee this morning. I could possibly be an alcoholic but I'm alright.

As long as your liver don't hurt, you're good, buddy!

[MCMXCII]

 

I confess that I woke up this morning and had alcohol with my coffee this morning. I could possibly be an alcoholic but I'm alright.

As long as your liver don't hurt, you're good, buddy! So far so good! No pain here!

[drifter.]

 

 

I confess that I woke up this morning and had alcohol with my coffee this morning. I could possibly be an alcoholic but I'm alright.

As long as your liver don't hurt, you're good, buddy!

So far so good! No pain here!White Russian? I love White Russians. Edited May 26, 2016 by drifter.

[Fuzzknuckles]

 

 

 

I confess that I woke up this morning and had alcohol with my coffee this morning. I could possibly be an alcoholic but I'm alright.

As long as your liver don't hurt, you're good, buddy!

So far so good! No pain here!

White Russian? I love White Russians.

 

So does Vladimir Putin.

 

Still proud?

[Voodoo]

So does Vladimir Putin.

 

Still proud?

 

Well that's just a bummer, man.

[theGTAking101]

I think Star Wars is stupid and the only time I have ever watched one of the movies was when we had to watch one in school. I barely even payed attention to it. I probably won't watch any of the other movies, I just do not find them the least bit interesting.

[Voodoo]

Which one did you watch? I'd imagine Jar Jar wouldn't play very well if you weren't a fan and didn't feel obligated to sit through the prequels. They were pretty terrible.

[feckyerlife]

Which one did you watch? I'd imagine Jar Jar wouldn't play very well if you weren't a fan and didn't feel obligated to sit through the prequels. They were pretty terrible.

the prequels would've been good if they had no jar jar and a different actor to play anakin. actually i thought RotS is great lol

Edited May 26, 2016 by feckyerlife

[theGTAking101]

It was Episode IV.

 

Princess Leia was hot though, that's the only thing I really remember.

Edited May 26, 2016 by theGTAking101