I Have a Confession to Make

[AboveAndBeyoncé]

My confession is that I'm pretty happy that me and my crush are doing something in the summer

[mr quick]

 

 

I like children. Properly cooked.

Albert Fish fanboy? That guy was a freak...BTW, I like men who are properly cooked ...

 

OT: I tried out dating sites, they suck...

 

I tried that for a while until I had more than one guy offer me a few thousand pounds to meet them. No conversation or hello just - '£6000???'.. To which I kept replying - 'pardon?'..

Ah, long story short I was very displeased with the whole thing.

 

If you have that kind of money to throw around, why are you using it to try and get laid?! Bloody waste of money.

 

 

sounds like a pretty sweet f*cking deal tbh

 

I'd sleep with Michael Moore for 6 grand

[Girish]

OT: Another thing I'd like to confess; I get kinda nervous whenever a mod visits my profile or views my profile for quite some time. Like Girish did around 3 hours ago.

 

 

Why am I panicking? Don't answer it. I'm talking to myself. Yeah, I do it a lot of times. It's one of my bad habits. I'd like to confess that as well.

You're obviously being stalked by that dude. He seems p cool though.

[Eliz]

 

OT: Another thing I'd like to confess; I get kinda nervous whenever a mod visits my profile or views my profile for quite some time. Like Girish did around 3 hours ago.

 

 

Why am I panicking? Don't answer it. I'm talking to myself. Yeah, I do it a lot of times. It's one of my bad habits. I'd like to confess that as well.

You're obviously being stalked by that dude. He seems p cool though.

 

Yeah, he might be but I really don't enjoy getting stalked. Unless it's GTAKid667 who we're talking about. He's one notorious profile stalker. He's renowned for doing it. Edited May 19, 2016 by Eliz

[FranklinsIron]

I've yet to find meaning in my life so compensate by living for others. I can guide everyone through life, give great advice and motivate, yet I'm a self destructive douche who has yet to practice what he preaches. Everything seems irrelevant and life seems one big act and I can be very selfish,manipulative and "im always right" flaw.

[Voodoo]

I confess I stalked Eliz' profile to see what all the fuss was about. Would read again.

[Mister Pink]

I confess that I read Voodoo's post and had to see why for myself. Not sure why it's so popular (no offence Eliz) but I noticed 60,000 views. What!?!

[RedDagger]

Step 1: view other people's profiles. If people notice you on someone's latest visitors, they have a chance of viewing your profile.

Step 2: repeat step 1 until you have 60k views

 

or something like that I guess

 

profile pages are overrated anyway

[Eliz]

I confess that I read Voodoo's post and had to see why for myself. Not sure why it's so popular (no offence Eliz) but I noticed 60,000 views. What!?!

None taken - it's because I refreshed my about me page/profile many, many times.

[AlienTwo]

I confess I was more complimented than I probably should have been that Eliz used my avatar for so long.

 

Thanks for making me feel special!!

 

-AlienTwo out.

[Eliz]

I confess I was more complimented than I probably should have been that Eliz used my avatar for so long.

 

Thanks for making me feel special!!

 

-AlienTwo out.

Your current emotions are very hard to pick up, Alien. I can still sport it if you want me to. I sometimes get tired of seeing it 24/7. That's why I switch back -forth with your Alien avatar and some of my avatars I downloaded off the internet.

[dudclub55]

I confess I was more complimented than I probably should have been that Eliz used my avatar for so long.

 

Thanks for making me feel special!!

 

-AlienTwo out.

 

You're adding a signature to each and every one of your posts?

It's cool but it should be a bit more like this:

 

AlienTwo out

[Mister Pink]

Step 1: view other people's profiles. If people notice you on someone's latest visitors, they have a chance of viewing your profile.

Step 2: repeat step 1 until you have 60k views

 

or something like that I guess

 

profile pages are overrated anyway

 

Wait, do people actually do that?

[Zoobz]

I'm not a fan of "lol" in text. Feel like it's lost meaning now and is just lazy.

 

I tend to use "haha" in text if I find something funny.

[IIVIIinion]

I want 500 cats when I get older I already have names for every one of them.

[The Dedito Gae]

I want 500 cats when I get older I already have names for every one of them.

Why is Kirsty allowed to have an alt account?

[Queen]

I don't like cats.

 

*runs and hides*

[drifter.]

Not much of a confession. I do find it pretty weird given that the type of guy I am. But still not a very impressive confession.

 

There's this song by Justin Bieber that I really like . ( the feeling)

[Gnocchi Flip Flops]

^ Me too. I really like one song, it sounds good. Doesn't mean I still don't like him though.

 

I'm not a fan of "lol" in text. Feel like it's lost meaning now and is just lazy.

I tend to use "haha" in text if I find something funny.

lol I know. People overuse it nowadays. It's overrated lol.

[feckyerlife]

I want 500 cats when I get older I already have names for every one of them.

whats your problem

[Gnocchi Flip Flops]

 

I want 500 cats when I get older I already have names for every one of them.

 

whats your problemYou people are funny as hell.

[gtamann123]

My last relationship ended in flames because of my ED issue due to my previous porn addiction. I have a date tomorrow night with a girl I met on OkCupid and I feel super nervous.

[boyben]

I'm still attached.

 

It's been a month since I moved out and we called it quits.. but I still think about her everyday. Usually in spite, but not so much right now.

 

I just wanted her to see her potential. And unfortunately, she is still being consumed by her environment.

 

f*ck it man.

Edited May 20, 2016 by boyy

[drifter.]

Damn dude, that cut me deep. I can relate.

[boyben]

Damn dude, that cut me deep. I can relate.

Everything and anything in this world has had or will have a downfall. Its inevitable and impossible to run from.

 

Not such an optimist these days I suppose.

[feckyerlife]

 

Damn dude, that cut me deep. I can relate.

Everything and anything in this world has had or will have a downfall. Its inevitable and impossible to run from.

 

Not such an optimist these days I suppose.

 

why is michael cera in your avatar

[DarkSavageDeathlyCloud]

i experimented with my nephew when i was 13 and he 14....after a few times i got a taste for dick....and it never left.....EVER !

[Voodoo]

after a few times i got a taste for dick..

Wait, his name was Dick?

[Crokey]

 

after a few times i got a taste for dick..

Wait, his name was Dick?

 

Well...

 

 

... so would you.

[IIVIIinion]

I talk to my cats, and the cats/dogs outside