I Have a Confession to Make

[Static]

 

 

I prefer not wearing clothes.

That's hot...

 

For you, what isn't?

 

 

Females, p sure.

[Femme Fatale]

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Edited May 30, 2017 by Achlys

[Azirah]

Ive always wanted a threesome with two other girls just to see how steamy it could possibly get.

Edited May 4, 2016 by Alisha Nicole

[Hunter]

I kind of worship women lol. Well not quite, but I do like them. Like, they just don't have the usual sh*t guys do. Less ego-induced penis waving, that kind of thing. I hate it when I see other guys be disrespectful to them.

Sexist I know, but at least I'm admitting it. Could be worse too, I mean, the women get the good end of the deal from it. It's just other guys that get lumped with the strict, no-fun, bast**d version of me lol.

I don't even know why.

Oh well, at least I acknowledge my flaws. I'm even admitting them to a bunch of random people who'll probably take the p*ss out of me lol.

Edited May 4, 2016 by Icantthinkofonew

[LincolnClay]

Never had a relationship in my life.

(ok, nobody in this thread get any ideas...)

[sreyazsec]

I don't like vulgar or crude jokes.

Never have. I guess the best example I can give is I don't like humor similar to that of the mess that is Amy Schumer. I find vulgarity tacky and distasteful. I don't care about swearing but jokes about periods, cum and that kind of thing irritate me.

 

It's just uncalled for and it's very rare that a crude joke is actually funny, which makes it worse.

I think people that thrive on that kind of humor think the cruder the better. Ugh.

[Voodoo]

If you can sit through Gilbert Gottfried telling his version of The Aristocrats joke without cracking a smile, I'll believe you.

[AlienTwo]

 

I kind of worship women lol. Well not quite, but I do like them. Less ego-induced penis waving, that kind of thing.

I don't even know why.

I may be new to this planet, but even I know the answer to this question.

[sreyazsec]

If you can sit through Gilbert Gottfried telling his version of The Aristocrats joke without cracking a smile, I'll believe you.

I feel like I'm going to disappoint you and I'd really rather avoid that..

 

Okay, I'll be honest. My face hurts from the disgust on it after listening to that. I listened to the whole 10 minutes and.. Ugh, I feel really uncomfortable right now.

I understand what he's doing, I just don't like it.

I'm sorry, forgive me.

[feckyerlife]

 

I confess that I always think that 90% of the regulars in here are deranged attention freak psychos because they don't get the attention they want in real life.

I never got this logic. If I wanted validation or attention I'd get it from my peers before this forum. I feel like people say this - speaking in general, mind you - just to feel better about themselves, well, themselves. -shrugs- Whatever floats their boat.

 

some people don't have any peers and their peers end up being who they post with on this or other fourms/websites

I don't like vulgar or crude jokes.

Never have. I guess the best example I can give is I don't like humor similar to that of the mess that is Amy Schumer. I find vulgarity tacky and distasteful. I don't care about swearing but jokes about periods, cum and that kind of thing irritate me.

 

It's just uncalled for and it's very rare that a crude joke is actually funny, which makes it worse.

I think people that thrive on that kind of humor think the cruder the better. Ugh.

no, she just sucks and a joke thief, f*ck her

 

If you can sit through Gilbert Gottfried telling his version of The Aristocrats joke without cracking a smile, I'll believe you.

I feel like I'm going to disappoint you and I'd really rather avoid that..

 

Okay, I'll be honest. My face hurts from the disgust on it after listening to that. I listened to the whole 10 minutes and.. Ugh, I feel really uncomfortable right now.

I understand what he's doing, I just don't like it.

I'm sorry, forgive me.

 

maybe the south park version would be easier lol

[AlienTwo]

Triple posting, feck?

[sreyazsec]

She's a joke thief too? Why the f*ck is she so popular??

 

OT - I have a serious love for white choc fingers. I have had two boxes every week for the past year and a half (I can't stop the habit now, too deep into it). It's the one thing I haven't got sick of. I don't think any snack could come close to white choc fingers.

[feckyerlife]

 

Triple posting, feck?

yeah why not, had to catch up

[AlienTwo]

She's a joke thief too? Why the f*ck is she so popular??

 

OT - I have a serious love for white choc fingers. I have had two boxes every week for the past year and a half (I can't stop the habit now, too deep into it). It's the one thing I haven't got sick of. I don't think any snack could come close to white choc fingers.

There are differing opinions on the theft.

 

 

Triple posting, feck?

yeah why not, had to catch up

 

Rules, broseph, rules.

Edited May 4, 2016 by AlienTwo

[Hunter]

OT - I have a serious love for white choc fingers. I have had two boxes every week for the past year and a half (I can't stop the habit now, too deep into it). It's the one thing I haven't got sick of. I don't think any snack could come close to white choc fingers.

There's a type that have white on the outside, milk chocolate on the inside - those are unbeatable. Edit: no it's the other way round I think lol. They're great though.

Edited May 4, 2016 by Icantthinkofonew

[feckyerlife]

 

She's a joke thief too? Why the f*ck is she so popular??

 

OT - I have a serious love for white choc fingers. I have had two boxes every week for the past year and a half (I can't stop the habit now, too deep into it). It's the one thing I haven't got sick of. I don't think any snack could come close to white choc fingers.

There are differing opinions on the theft.

 

 

Triple posting, feck?

yeah why not, had to catch up

 

Rules, broseph, rules.

 

wait so its ok to quote 2 people at once but not 3?

[Voodoo]

You can quote as many individual posts as you like in one post. We had a mod back in the day that was notorious for that.

[make total destroy]

i like fire

[LincolnClay]

i like fire

Pyromaniacs everywhere.

[dice]

Ikr

 

Give a man some fire and he wont be cold for the evening. Light him up and he'll be warm for the rest of his life

[sreyazsec]

I find Shia LaBeouf attractive, and I really wish I didn't. In that Elastic Heart video he was insanely attractive.

God, I'm so gross.

[LincolnClay]

I find Shia LaBeouf attractive, and I really wish I didn't. In that Elastic Heart video he was insanely attractive.

God, I'm so gross.

JUST DO IT! I'm sorry, dont kill me...

Time to confess again. Everybody thinks of me as a kind, quiet type of person...but I am really mean sometimes. Not always, but I get annoyed easily. Sometimes I think in my head "Will this person just be quiet/chill for a minute?".

[paperbagdude]

I find Shia LaBeouf attractive, and I really wish I didn't. In that Elastic Heart video he was insanely attractive.

God, I'm so gross.

Not gonna lie, but I feel the same. Sure he is a bit of dick sometimes, yet rarely, and he does consist of masculine signatures and is a damn good actor.

 

His beard ain't bad, but I prefer his look back in the days of Transformers.

 

[feckyerlife]

I find Shia LaBeouf attractive, and I really wish I didn't. In that Elastic Heart video he was insanely attractive.

God, I'm so gross.

i take it you love a man in jorts

[GtaLegend15]

I have the whooping cough and now I can't go back to school

[gooeyhole]

I have the whooping cough and now I can't go back to school

It's like I'm actually living in 1912

[make total destroy]

 

It's like I'm actually living in 1912

 

 

That's certainly where your political views belong.

 

Edited May 9, 2016 by make total destroy

[Gay Tony]

I have commitment issues with actually finishing video games as of late. I'll start and get over halfway through only to get busy, exited about another game, bored, etc. and stop playing for months then get back into it a few months later and start brand new.

 

It's a vicious cycle. *__*

[AboveAndBeyoncé]

 

It's like I'm actually living in 1912

 

That's certainly where your political views belong.

 

damn MTD you made a deep cut into him

[Smith John]

 

It's like I'm actually living in 1912

 

That's certainly where your political views belong.

 

Saudi Arabia agrees.