I Have a Confession to Make

[Jerking For Soup]

I confess that sometimes I wash my soda around my mouth like mouthwash when I'm extremely thirsty, get all that saliva mixture, and then take large gulps to satisfy my dehydration in the most disgusting way possible.

[Kirsty]

I don't think paperbagchrille could try any harder. Poor soul.

[Dottie]

I confess that sometimes I wash my soda around my mouth like mouthwash when I'm extremely thirsty, get all that saliva mixture, and then take large gulps to satisfy my dehydration in the most disgusting way possible.

That's a great way to rot your teeth faster

[Affalterbach]

 

I attempted masturbating on the bus this week.

 

Sat on back seat with almost everyone sitting at the front. Things were going smooth untill I realized I didn't know what to do with the projected matter nor the outside pedestrians that might have caught me in the act.

 

Soon I shall suceed.

 

I confess that I think you're a creep and hope you get caught so they cut your dick off and feed it to you.

FTFY.

[dice]

Well thats one way of getting replies

[AboveAndBeyoncé]

 

I'm going to confess that I like this darkskin guy but I also like this brownskin guy and idk what to do

I might just be stupid but is the skin shade thing important (please don't think I'm being a dick, I know preference is a factor in attraction) I mean, is one of them nicer than the other or anything??No not really the darkskin guy is cute too but if I had a choice id take brownskin guy for reasons other than his looks

[mr quick]

help this thread has gone mad

i confess that i like puppies

i confess that i like sunshine

 

[Gnocchi Flip Flops]

 

 

I'm going to confess that I like this darkskin guy but I also like this brownskin guy and idk what to do

I might just be stupid but is the skin shade thing important (please don't think I'm being a dick, I know preference is a factor in attraction) I mean, is one of them nicer than the other or anything??

No not really the darkskin guy is cute too but if I had a choice id take brownskin guy for reasons other than his looks

Not a racist but I confess that color does matter to me. But only because of attraction preferences, where there's also a lot of other factors that may come into play.

Edited May 2, 2016 by Scaglietti

[mr quick]

Not a racist but

 

 

l o l

[Jerking For Soup]

 

 

 

I'm going to confess that I like this darkskin guy but I also like this brownskin guy and idk what to do

I might just be stupid but is the skin shade thing important (please don't think I'm being a dick, I know preference is a factor in attraction) I mean, is one of them nicer than the other or anything??

No not really the darkskin guy is cute too but if I had a choice id take brownskin guy for reasons other than his looksNot a racist but I confess that color does matter to me. But only because of attraction preferences, where there's also a lot of other factors that may come into play.

Scag, c'mon now. That's hardly racist in the eyes of anyone on the planet. I personally prefer Caucasian women to African-American women in a sexual kinda way. That's because I like them, just like I'm heterosexual. Does that make me a Racist? No. Does it mean I'm discriminating against ethnic groups of society? No.

 

So you're hardly a racist.

 

It's like saying you're not a Homophobe if you're not Homosexual to not offend homos.

 

Y'all need to see the correct definition of 'Racist' before you link not being a racist to a post that doesn't even mention racism, discrimination, segregation of race, derogatory terms or belittling names.

[Mister Kay]

What're you all on about? Every time I hear 'races' I'm looking at the finish line.

[Static]

But life doesn't have any finish lines, for it is a continuous circle.

 

Or some pseudo philosophical bullsh*t like that right?

[Mister Kay]

You talking about the pseudo life?

Edited May 2, 2016 by Mr.Monk

[LincolnClay]

 

I attempted masturbating on the bus this week.

 

Sat on back seat with almost everyone sitting at the front. Things were going smooth untill I realized I didn't know what to do with the projected matter nor the outside pedestrians that might have caught me in the act.

 

Soon I shall suceed.

 

I confess that I think you're a creep and hope you get caught.I confess that I think Scaglietti is right... :|

[Jerking For Soup]

I confess that I think the most satirically hilarious user on this forum is Mr.Monk.

 

Now that he's basing himself off a monk, it's hilarious to see what he posts because it's completely parodying the real monks.

 

It reminds me of all the GTA parodying and satire.

[Mister Kay]

I confess I am sad. But Hey! Looks like I am not alone.

 

 

90% OF BUDDHIST MONKS SAD ON THE INSIDE

 

Vast swathes of Asia continue to be spiritually paralysed after an anxiety outbreak has swept through Buddhist temples across the continent. Public medical records reveal that 90% of Theravada and Mahayana monks are now clinically depressed. Doctors in the region have highlighted a number of symptoms including blasphemy, dislike of the colour orange and profound existential despair.

 

Psychiatrists believe that the foundations of the crisis lay in the growing use of social media, and the feelings of envy it can spawn. For the first time monks have been able to see their counterparts worshiping in pagodas with significantly more internal floor space. In addition, the size of golden Buddha statues varies widely throughout the region arousing bitterness and suspicion, especially amongst the younger generation.

 

In response to the angst epidemic, large numbers of monks are relinquishing their robes and turning to a western spiritual tradition called capitalism. Under this belief system, followers are expected to work long, grueling hours at jobs they hate, to buy things they dont need, to impress people they dont like. They are also vain, insecure and in a constant state of craving to ensure that the demand for Ray-Ban sunglasses is sustained.

 

I understand that the main objective of this enlightenment philosophy is to become conspicuously more successful than your peers, said a Prozac-dependent Tibetan monk, who is considering the American Dream. Count me in, he continued. Lets just hope it beats sitting on your arse all day pretending to be dead.

[sreyazsec]

 

 

 

I'm going to confess that I like this darkskin guy but I also like this brownskin guy and idk what to do

I might just be stupid but is the skin shade thing important (please don't think I'm being a dick, I know preference is a factor in attraction) I mean, is one of them nicer than the other or anything??

No not really the darkskin guy is cute too but if I had a choice id take brownskin guy for reasons other than his looks

Not a racist but I confess that color does matter to me. But only because of attraction preferences, where there's also a lot of other factors that may come into play.

 

Same here. Well, it doesn't 'matter' for me, as such. It's just what I've noticed about myself.

I've always been attracted to east asian men (not in the f*cking JPop/KPop sense).

 

This is entirely irrelevant but my ex was only a 1/4 Chinese and he looked almost full (I found him initially attractive because of his asian features),

I'm half Thai and I look like a white person with a flat face, I was always butthurt about this.

 

Back OT - I hate waking up. I just realised how that sounded - I don't mean it like that, I take a lot of sleeping pills so I wake up really uncomfortable. I normally wake up with really bad stomach pains, can't see for a while and my head is heavy for about an hour and a half.

 

I feel like I should stop the pills but I can't sleep without them. I tried to quit and I was awake for three days, I get really paranoid and aggressive if I don't sleep so I'm sort of stuck.

[drifter.]

I got a thing for those brunette women with pale/ivory/fair/olive skin tones.

 

Bonus points if they're Italian, French, or Mexican.

 

Like, goodness gracious

 

 

 

OT: I feel like my sexuality fluctuates. Most of the time I'm straight, some days I'm bi, and I often go through sometimes month long periods where I feel like I have no sexuality at all.

 

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Edited May 2, 2016 by drifter.

[unbid]

I confess that I always think that 90% of the regulars in here are deranged attention freak psychos because they don't get the attention they want in real life.

[Gnocchi Flip Flops]

I confess that I always think that 90% of the regulars in here are deranged attention freak psychos because they don't get the attention they want in real life.

I never got this logic. If I wanted validation or attention I'd get it from my peers before this forum. I feel like people say this - speaking in general, mind you - just to feel better about themselves, well, themselves. -shrugs- Whatever floats their boat.

Edited May 2, 2016 by Scaglietti

[mr quick]

^agreed for the most part but their floatation device must B E K I L L E D

[paperbagdude]

 

 

I attempted masturbating on the bus this week.

 

Sat on back seat with almost everyone sitting at the front. Things were going smooth untill I realized I didn't know what to do with the projected matter nor the outside pedestrians that might have caught me in the act.

 

Soon I shall suceed.

I confess that I think you're a creep and hope you get caught so they cut your dick off and feed it to you.

FTFY.

 

Why would I get caught? What would I be convicted for? Why would anyone cut off my dick?

 

I mean, your preferred ways of punishment seems 10 times crazier than masturbating on a bus.

[AlienTwo]

 

 

 

I attempted masturbating on the bus this week.

 

Sat on back seat with almost everyone sitting at the front. Things were going smooth untill I realized I didn't know what to do with the projected matter nor the outside pedestrians that might have caught me in the act.

 

Soon I shall suceed.

I confess that I think you're a creep and hope you get caught so they cut your dick off and feed it to you.

FTFY.

 

Why would I get caught? What would I be convicted for? Why would anyone cut off my dick?

 

I mean, your preferred ways of punishment seems 10 times crazier than masturbating on a bus.

 

You could get caught by the aforementioned roadside gawkers... you could be convicted for public indecency. I guess if you lived under Hitler or Trump you get your dick cut off... seems rather harsh, but maybe it was slash-slash-slash-slash-slash-five-zero-seven's personal gore fetish.

[paperbagdude]

 

 

 

 

I attempted masturbating on the bus this week.

 

Sat on back seat with almost everyone sitting at the front. Things were going smooth untill I realized I didn't know what to do with the projected matter nor the outside pedestrians that might have caught me in the act.

 

Soon I shall suceed.

I confess that I think you're a creep and hope you get caught so they cut your dick off and feed it to you.

FTFY.

 

Why would I get caught? What would I be convicted for? Why would anyone cut off my dick?

 

I mean, your preferred ways of punishment seems 10 times crazier than masturbating on a bus.

 

You could get caught by the aforementioned roadside gawkers... you could be convicted for public indecency. I guess if you lived under Hitler or Trump you get your dick cut off... seems rather harsh, but maybe it was slash-slash-slash-slash-slash-five-zero-seven's personal gore fetish.

 

Well if this Slash guy is into gore, he should check out CuteDeadGuys or something. I don't want my dick cut off unless I really want that sex change operation so bad, but I am sadly too happy being male so f*ck that.

[Femme Fatale]

^The majority of the guys that they post in that site aren't even "cute", very few are...

 

OT: I prefer wearing black clothes, other colors don't look good on me...

[Mr. Scratch]

I prefer not wearing clothes.

[Femme Fatale]

I prefer not wearing clothes.

That's hot...

[sreyazsec]

I confess I was being a creepy snooper and googled CuteDeadGuys.. I don't know what I was expecting. I thought it was an ironic name or something. My mistake.

Edited May 3, 2016 by ceszayers

[Jerking For Soup]

I confessed I was being a creepy snooper and googled CuteDeadGuys.. I don't know what I was expecting. I thought it was an ironic name or something. My mistake.

Creepy scary skeletons.

Edited May 2, 2016 by - Ballistics -

[Gnocchi Flip Flops]

 

I prefer not wearing clothes.

That's hot...

 

For you, what isn't?