I Have a Confession to Make

[feckyerlife]

 

 

 

 

I used to be scared to eat pussy

did you experience the fish flavor the first time?

It varies depending on the girl's diet and hygiene.

 

Not everyone tastes like fish.

 

well duh, fish only comes from yeast or bacterial infection but their are a lot girls who have fish in the US and think its normal or cant smell it themselves so are unaware. she also could've experienced battery puss, which is basically where a girl doesnt wipe good after peeing then you eat her out and taste like your licking a 9volt battery.

 

I'm glad we live in different Americas.

 

you can find girls wearing the fish fillet shirts all the time over here

[mr quick]

itt: people try their best to prove that they have TOTES DONE THE SEX

[Mister Kay]

You done did the deed?

[gooeyhole]

itt: people try their best to prove that they have TOTES DONE THE SEX

Itt: buttblasted virgin can't believe people on a Cantonese lock picking forum have had sex

[AlienTwo]

If he's "buttblasted," he can't really be a virgin then.

 

"You virgin SLUT!"

[gooeyhole]

If he's "buttblasted," he can't really be a virgin then.

 

"You virgin SLUT!"

You'd know about buttblasting people, wouldn't you? Damn ayyyyliens and their probes. Edited April 27, 2016 by Canadian Badass

[Azirah]

 

I used to be scared to eat pussy

did you experience the fish flavor the first time?Lol no, it didn't really have a taste.

 

I used to be scared to eat pussy

And why?Because I didn't know how. I'm like 'holy sh*t, what if I accidentally bite her clit instead of licking? What if I don't do it right??' I was 14 and still a virgin. Edited April 27, 2016 by Alisha Nicole

[dudclub55]

If I was a girl I would love having my clit bitten.

Just sayin

[Voodoo]

Oh god.. I didn't expect this conversation when having my daily snoop.

Just two letters off and we'd have something in common.

[trip]

I have a confession to make:

When in public and I smell the distinctive smell of Fabreeze I immediately think "You f*cking dirtbag". "Can't wash your f*cking clothes"? "Dirtbag".

[gooeyhole]

I have a confession to make:

When in public and I smell the distinctive smell of Fabreeze I immediately think "You f*cking dirtbag". "Can't wash your f*cking clothes"? "Dirtbag".

Wtf lol

 

I mean god damn the dude could have been in a hurry or it could have been laundry day have some compassion

[feckyerlife]

My cat wakes me up and tramples all over me all night so I like to wake him up and poke him every so often when he's sleeping as revenge.

lol my wife does that too one my dogs, my dog(female) will always move around the bed and plop on top of her during the middle of the night. So when she falls asleep during the day my wife will just go poke her until she wakes up. some real petty ass sh*t.

[trip]

 

I have a confession to make:

When in public and I smell the distinctive smell of Fabreeze I immediately think "You f*cking dirtbag". "Can't wash your f*cking clothes"? "Dirtbag".

Wtf lol

I mean god damn the dude could have been in a hurry or it could have been laundry day have some compassion

I'm full of compassion.

 

If a lazy ass dirtbag like me manages to stay on top of laundry... anyone can. No excuses.

[gooeyhole]

 

 

I have a confession to make:

When in public and I smell the distinctive smell of Fabreeze I immediately think "You f*cking dirtbag". "Can't wash your f*cking clothes"? "Dirtbag".

Wtf lol

I mean god damn the dude could have been in a hurry or it could have been laundry day have some compassion

I'm full of compassion.

 

If a lazy ass dirtbag like me manages to stay on top of laundry... anyone can. No excuses.

>He hasn't had to wear the same shirt twice in one week

>He hasn't had to wipe his clothes in magazine scratch n sniffs

 

You need to check your privilege.

[trip]

If you can afford Fabreeze you can afford to stay on top of laundry. No privileges needed since in the long run basic laundry costs are probably cheaper than paying for the laziness Fabreeze offers dirtbags who don't want to do laundry.

 

Wear a shirt twice in one week without washing. No problems there...people probably wouldn't notice. I do it all the time. Spray it with the distinctive smell of Fabreeze and you've removed all doubt...we now 'know' you didn't wash it.

Edited April 27, 2016 by trip

[gooeyhole]

If you can afford Fabreeze you can afford to stay on top of laundry. No privileges needed since in the long run basic laundry costs are probably cheaper than paying for the laziness Fabreeze offers dirtbags who don't want to do laundry.

 

Wear a shirt twice in one week without washing. No problems there...people probably wouldn't notice. I do it all the time. Spray it with the distinctive smell of Fabreeze and you've removed all doubt...we now 'know' you didn't wash it.

>He doesn't realize I can't afford Fabreeze and have to buy the bargain version so I say I use febreeze just to feel better

 

Again, it's obvious you've lived a fancy, Egyptian Cotton wrapped life.

[trip]

Bargain/no name fabreeze? I'm guessing that you still buy inexpensive laundry detergent since man can not live on fabreeze alone. Correct?

[gooeyhole]

Bargain/no name fabreeze? I'm guessing that you still buy inexpensive laundry detergent since man can not live on fabreeze alone. Correct?

Man can't live on Fabreeze alone I know I've tried that sh*t. Carl, your shirt is looking a little stained man you gotta be doing laundry man.

[sreyazsec]

Is Febreze spelt differently in the US?? Or is it an inside joke I'm not getting?

[trip]

Nope. I just didn't care to check my spelling.

 

You have the correct spelling. I usually blame my tablet for my bad/lazy spelling.

[theNGclan]

One time in elementary school I sh*t my pants and was too afraid to tell a teacher and had used up all my bathroom passes. I had to walk around with a log of poo between my cheeks for about three hours.

[Queen]

I think their music is so boring.

 

[Queen]

No hard feelings, man. There are bands I don't like either. We've all got different musical tastes.

[Gnocchi Flip Flops]

I'm also not a big fan but I can see the appeal.

 

Confession Time: This forum is my home page on Chrome. That's how much I come here.

Edited April 30, 2016 by Scaglietti

[sreyazsec]

Keeping in theme with the last few posts.

I don't like The Beatles, at all.. I really don't.

Edited April 30, 2016 by ceszayers

[LincolnClay]

I don't like most of the music of today. I like music from around the 50s-60s ish...I don't know that's just me. I'm a confusing person...I really need to figure myself out.

 

Speaking of the band...Queen, I like their music. They're not one of my favourites, but I definitely don't hate them.

[Queen]

Well, since we're talking about bands, I do not like AC/DC's Johnson era. Songs from the Bon Scott era I found to be fun...particularly songs like Highway to Hell, TNT, and Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap. But I just can't get into any of the stuff after the Back in Black album (because let's face it, that's a solid album). I'm just not a fan of Brian Johnson's voice, and their songs seemed more interesting in the 70s.

Edited April 30, 2016 by Queen

[AlienTwo]

Well sh*t, I hate dubstep. All of it... just feels like the voices in my head lost their own minds and started a band with whatever forgotten nightmare sounds they could find.

 

And Utah... f*ck that place.

 

Edit: I mean, the rocks of Utah are cool. Nothing against the geography/geology there.

Edited April 30, 2016 by AlienTwo

[Gnocchi Flip Flops]

I'm addicted to indietronica and downtempo and it has made me not want to listen to anything but. This has been going on for nearly a year and I'm loving it.

[mr quick]