I Have a Confession to Make

[Gnocchi Flip Flops]

^ lol

 

I read this. All of it...

[Share Sharqi]

 

 

Dude, don't ever say the sh*t of "tezee dayz" kids were always sh*theads, maybe you wasn't but i bet you had classmates that were like that.

 

 

I'm going to have to agree with you here.

 

People have been wondering, "What's with kids these days?" since, well, ever.

 

[10,000 B.C.]

"Ug, ugh, oo-oo"

<translation>

"Kids these days, with their wheels and sh*t. Obsessed with technology! Too damn lazy to drag things everywhere, that's more like it"

[dan bull]

I like to rub my hands and my mouth all over windows,and I want to rub the character's in fnaf and i want to rub a Lamborghini

[Queen]

^

Uh.

 

Thanks for sharing.

 

I think.

[Ai®a©ob®a]

I confess that I hope Greece crashes and gives the uro and the arrogant eurocrats a black eye and a bloody nose.

You do not realize the people that it will hurt the most are the good hard working people of Greece...

 

They already can't feed their families because of the situation going on and if everything crashes they're hard earn money just might crash as well.

[Ai®a©ob®a]

 

I once spitted on a random dude's shoe when I was 5-6. I went with my mom to buy some bread, but while my mother went to buy the bread, I was in the car, with the car's glasses open. It was around 9-10pm, and a dude got past by me and I spitted on his shoe He started to yell me sh*t like: "YOU f*ckING BRAT! DOESN'T YOUR MOTHER TEACH YOU MANNERS! NOW ILL HAVE TO WASH MY SHOE BECAUSE OF YOU! f*ck YOU AND YOUR FAMILY!". Then he got in the car parked on the front of mine and he drive away like a maniac. Seconds later my mom left the store and got in the car, and ghe exact same moment, I cried saying a bad man yelled at me for no reason hahahh

 

You are the reason why I hate children. I probably would have yelled at you too...furiously.

When kids act a fool inside a store or if they'd done something like that to me i won't yell at them but i will take them to where their parents are and have a conversation with their parents and just about 99% of the time, They'll get yelled at or punished but i've had a few parents defend their kids.

 

Few months ago i was at the grocery store and i could hear these kids laughing and hollering a few aisles over, Well i was walking down the main aisle looking for the next aisle i needed t go into when all the sudden i heard a thunk and my cart went hard to the right i looked down and there was this kid laying on the ground crying.

 

I bent down and asked him if he was alright, He told me he was and got up and walked away and i went on about my bussiness.

 

Well about 10 minutes later i hear a woman yell HEY YOU!! i turned around and she's walking down the aisle yelling at me about how i ran into her kid and hurt him and all this stuff and she said she called the Police and that they were on their way.

 

So i waited around until the Police got there and i told them what happened and she told them how i charged at the kid with the cart and pushed it into him as hard as i could and she wanted me arrested.

 

The officers went and talked to Security who saw the whole thing from the video room and rolled the video back and saw the kid was running up and down the aisle throwing stuff of the shelves and stuff and was behind chased when he ran into me.

 

The officer came back and told me i was free to go and he cited the woman for filing a false report and she was banned from the store for life.

[Queen]

Serves her right. Hopefully she and her son learned their lesson.

Edited July 5, 2015 by Queen

[Dr Labuschagne]

I'm a virgin and I'm 20, and planing to stay one till death. Because I took a knights oath of chastity...

[Queen]

I'm a virgin and I'm 20, and planing to stay one till death. Because I took a knights oath of chastity...

 

Good luck with that.

 

 

 

[Coin]

Generally speaking, knights didn't have an oath of chastity, anyway.

[paperbagdude]

I have an evil desire of starting a civil war in my country to finally create and independent republic within the territory my militia has claimed.

 

I shall call my nation: Cimbria. Republic of Cimbria. Yes, that should be fine.

[Taylor]

I laughed at how Raavi spelt Need "Knead" in the stupid thread that he just locked in Gen Chat

[AuSsIeThUnDeR36]

I have a thing that Greece becomes totally empty because they can't repay their debts, everyone leaves and the land will transform into a big nature reserve and people can go there and see what it would be like when cities turn back into nature again with animals roaming around. It would be actually quite cool to see.

[BS_BlackScout]

I hate most people.

And I don't give a _ if thinking like this is wrong or right,

I've been trying to fix myself and I'm almost giving up, about to go complete retard, screw it.

EDIT: Stressful days, stomach disease affecting me... Uh, damn this is embarrassing.

Edited July 8, 2015 by TrustedInstaller

[AuSsIeThUnDeR36]

I hate most people.

And I don't give a _ if thinking like this is wrong or right,

I've been trying to fix myself and I'm almost giving up, about to go complete retard, screw it.

I think you need a new therapist (skeletons in your closet background tune plays)

[Average white guy]

I recently broke my 'never crap in a public restroom' rule but, I had to sh*t really bad. Now, let me explain. I had to sh*t, plain and simple. I just couldn't hold it. To make things worse my massive sh*t clogged this poor gas station's ancient toilet. I felt better though.

[feckyerlife]

I recently broke my 'never crap in a public restroom' rule but, I had to sh*t really bad. Now, let me explain. I had to sh*t, plain and simple. I just couldn't hold it. To make things worse my massive sh*t clogged this poor gas station's ancient toilet. I felt better though.

the rule for that is, too find a hotel and use their lobby bathroom. they are usually spic and span clean.

[Mista J]

I can't take it anymore.....

 

He didn't die all at once. It was hours before the screaming stopped, hahaha, I almost didn't get to sleep that night. That was the last time I used crushed glass.

[mr quick]

seems legit

[make total destroy]

I can't take it anymore.....

 

He didn't die all at once. It was hours before the screaming stopped, hahaha, I almost didn't get to sleep that night. That was the last time I used crushed glass.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=try-hard&utm_source=search-action

[TheFlareEntercounter]

I can't take it anymore.....

 

He didn't die all at once. It was hours before the screaming stopped, hahaha, I almost didn't get to sleep that night. That was the last time I used crushed glass.

Just use a gun next time.

[Trillest]

When I was really young I thought the white spots on a Killer Whale were it's eyes.

[Share Sharqi]

 

I can't take it anymore.....

 

He didn't die all at once. It was hours before the screaming stopped, hahaha, I almost didn't get to sleep that night. That was the last time I used crushed glass.

Just use a gun next time.

 

Guns are too quick - you don't get to savour all the little emotions.

[thebrianmo]

1) IRL I'm nothing like my online persona. Quite the polar opposite TBH

 

2) Many years ago a guy pulled a pistol in my face and without thinking I beat him so badly he was laying on the ground crying and begging me to stop.

[SchizNitz]

I am Deepthroatgta4

[make total destroy]

 

 

2) Many years ago a guy pulled a pistol in my face and without thinking I beat him so badly he was laying on the ground crying and begging me to stop.

 

[The Dedito Gae]

Once i held a gun against a guy's face and got owned, i told him to stop many times and ended up crying.

[make total destroy]

I wonder if he knows GunWrath.

Edited July 9, 2015 by make total destroy

[Masketta Man]

1) IRL I'm nothing like my online persona. Quite the polar opposite TBH

 

2) Many years ago a guy pulled a pistol in my face and without thinking I beat him so badly he was laying on the ground crying and begging me to stop.

There are always chains holding the real you back, break out of one layer and there's another thick layer of chains holding you. The real you is an animal acting on base desires, there is no real you that you'd want to meet.

 

I once pulled a knife on a very rude kid at a basketball court. If the kid was any older he might've jumped me, but I was two years older than him (and a little bit bigger) and my friends were there. Despite having the "upper hand" the kid still outtalked me and made me feel embarassed about pulling the knife. He basically told me I wouldn't use it, then put up some swagger and called me out for being a retard. I just wanted to show off the cool knife my dad had bought for my birthday, too bad I did it in so stupid a way.

Edited July 10, 2015 by Masketta Man

[AztecaEh]

i confess that i read Ned Luke's tweets in Micheal's Voice