I Have a Confession to Make

[Payne Killer]

I love bread.

[Karls]

I love bread.

 

Fun fact: That image that took me 4 min to make has more layers then my NYPD CVPI skin.

[Craigsters]

I like being alone and hate going in public immensely, but I'm not agoraphobic or Agoraphobia or am I misanthrope, I just find human contact overrated and unnecessary, 25 years of living alone and on my own I like it and I'm used to it, I was kicked out at 19 years of age and fault abandoned for a few years, but grew to liking it!, now where'd I pack my dignity?, owe yea that died with DOOM 3 Resurrection of Evil

Edited June 17, 2015 by Craigsters

[Richard Power Colt]

I hate Emoji's. Like really f*cking hate them.

I also find it extremely annoying when people use smileys after every other sentence. I personally mostly just use them if I'd otherwise come across in a wrong way or if I am exceptionally happy or emotional about something.

[Caysle]

I like stalking.

[m.toreno]

I like being alone and hate going in public immensely, but I'm not agoraphobic or Agoraphobia or am I misanthrope, I just find human contact overrated and unnecessary, 25 years of living alone and on my own I like it and I'm used to it, I was kicked out at 19 years of age and fault abandoned for a few years, but grew to liking it!, now where'd I pack my dignity?, owe yea that died with DOOM 3 Resurrection of Evil

I don't think there's any shame in that honestly. When you're on the outside long enough you realize that people say the same things over and over again, and hardly anyone's interesting. Things you can do on your own are a lot better and take a lot less effort, but even having fun with yourself gets boring after a while. A couple years ago I went through what I call a "body renaissance." See, I'd been achieving nothing, doing nothing, enjoying absolutely nothing but the time I spent meditating on the idea of time ending. Well, one day I came across a community of people who called themselves oozers. I won't say what they did, but a very popular idea among the community was that "oozing" would make your skin healthy and tan and beautiful. A big portion of these "oozers" were shallow f*cks who only cared about body aesthetics, and they turned me into one of them just because I read so much of their stuff. I started oozing on January 20, 2013, and immediately afterward I noticed my skin was actually young-looking, my hair had its natural highlights back, and I could make these beautiful faces that I'd never been able to make before (trouble smiling, trouble displaying emotion, etc.) I wanted to go out in public almost immediately to show off my new skills and skin. Whew! It was a blast. Like 23 girls smiled at me that day, and a couple men asked me what shampoo I used. (That was my secret. ) It must've been pheromones or something. I went back home feeling gratified with my new lifestyle choice and immediately posted about it on the oozer forum. They all treated it like common knowledge, and one guy I had looked up to in the community told me that I was finally "initiated among the rank." That made me smile like nothing else! I got a beautiful night's rest that day, and when I woke up and looked in the mirror it was almost painful to look away. When I went out that day I had an intense desire to love myself, I kept it in for most of the day because I was afraid I'd waste it on some weird sh*t that I'd regret unless I was totally alone. Under the cover of night I snuck out to a public park, sat on a grassy hill away from any public paths, and got naked and gave myself the best night anyone could ever receive. That night I came home with a big box of chocolates, a ton of candles, and just sat there and relaxed. I finally found heaven. That went on for about seven months before it lost its luster. I still get myself chocolates and flowers once in a while, but it's not going to ever be the same as it was those first few days. Uh... the moral I guess is that everything gets boring eventually. Kill yourself or try something new, it's all on a downward slope, so take advantage of the world while you're young!

[Mr. Tibbs]

I probably stole over $500 from my parents when I was a teenager

I've jerked off in public places

I got kicked out of school for three days for saying N***er too much

When I was a teenager I sometimes had gay fantasies where I would f*ck my friend that was about 3 years younger than me

Around the same time as above I also once dry humped my cat

When I was a kid and I got my first BB gun I would hunt these little birds that were scattered all over the place. I would then take them to the back of the garage and cut their heads off with an exacto knife

I sometimes wonder what it's like to beat my friend to death

I know the number to the White House situation room and have prank called it about 4 times

Oh, and I love oatmeal raisin cookies.

[I cucked Alex Jones]

I feel like after the first time you prank called the situation room you would get a visit from the FBI.

[Craigsters]

@Mr. Tibbs

 

below is from the Jeffrey Dahmer Wikipedia

 

quote wikia

From an early age, Dahmer manifested an interest in animals. Friends later recalled Dahmer initially collected large insects, dragonflies and butterflies which he placed inside jars. Later, Dahmer—occasionally accompanied by one or more of his few friends—would collect animal carcasses from the roadside; these animals Dahmer would dismember either at home or in an expanse of woodland behind the family home. According to one friend, Dahmer would dismember these animals and store the parts in jars in the family's wooden toolshed, always explaining that he was curious as to how each animal "fitted together."[13] In one instance, he is known to have impaled a dog's head upon a stake behind his house.[14]

Dahmer's fascination with dead animals might have begun when, at the age of four, he noted his father removing animal bones from beneath the family home. According to Lionel Dahmer, his son was "oddly thrilled" by the sound the bones made, and instantly developed a fixation for playing with and collecting animal bones. He would occasionally search beneath and around the family home for additional bones. With live animals, he would explore their bodies to discover where their bones were located.[15]

end quote

you scare me, seek help either that or your a troll ninja

Edited June 18, 2015 by Craigsters

[iTaliahR]

I use to have a knife collection before it was confiscated.

[Queen]

A lot of you people are f*cked up in the head.

 

 

But I like that.

 

[D3ADSH0T]

I starting biting my nails after being bullied at school in grade 7 for a month by one of my friends. Sometimes physically, but he would always call me names like harry potter,( I don't even f*cking look like him tbh lol(I have a pic up in the members pic topic btw)) always tell me to pick on one of my other friends that he didn't like and would always throw stuff at some of the girls and then blame it on me. He even had me stealing my best friends lunch during breaks, eat it, then again blaming it on me.

 

sh*t got to me and it eventually stopped after I told my badass uncle about what's happening at school.

 

But I forgave him in grade 8 and we have been mild friends from then on.

 

I still do bite my nails often, but I'm looking into stopping. sh*t ain't easy

[Reformed Squid]

I love bread.

 

OT none of my family members know of my presence on here or any other "forum". I prefer to keep my numerous online sexcapades secret.

[m.toreno]

I starting biting my nails after being bullied at school in grade 7 for a month by one of my friends. Sometimes physically, but he would always call me names like harry potter,( I don't even f*cking look like him tbh lol(I have a pic up in the members pic topic btw)) always tell me to pick on one of my other friends that he didn't like and would always throw stuff at some of the girls and then blame it on me. He even had me stealing my best friends lunch during breaks, eat it, then again blaming it on me.

 

sh*t got to me and it eventually stopped after I told my badass uncle about what's happening at school.

 

But I forgave him in grade 8 and we have been mild friends from then on.

 

I still do bite my nails often, but I'm looking into stopping. sh*t ain't easy

 

I've had "friends" like that though. Usually I just left them whenever new friends came along. Eventually they get the message, then they hate your guts because you don't put up with their bullsh*t. Then they give you the looks. The looks are the worst part. They're inside goodman wants to be let free, but they're stuck and sure they didn't mean to do all those hurtful things, but all debts must be repayed.

 

Anyway, I suggest finger hats as the above picture suggests. They're a fun craft. Just find something else to do with your hands when idle. Smoking is less bad than touching yourself if you're out in public a lot, but crafts are constructive. Being constructive is the best way to kill a habit!

[D3ADSH0T]

 

I starting biting my nails after being bullied at school in grade 7 for a month by one of my friends. Sometimes physically, but he would always call me names like harry potter,( I don't even f*cking look like him tbh lol(I have a pic up in the members pic topic btw)) always tell me to pick on one of my other friends that he didn't like and would always throw stuff at some of the girls and then blame it on me. He even had me stealing my best friends lunch during breaks, eat it, then again blaming it on me.sh*t got to me and it eventually stopped after I told my badass uncle about what's happening at school.But I forgave him in grade 8 and we have been mild friends from then on.I still do bite my nails often, but I'm looking into stopping. sh*t ain't easy

I've had "friends" like that though. Usually I just left them whenever new friends came along. Eventually they get the message, then they hate your guts because you don't put up with their bullsh*t. Then they give you the looks. The looks are the worst part. They're inside goodman wants to be let free, but they're stuck and sure they didn't mean to do all those hurtful things, but all debts must be repayed.Anyway, I suggest finger hats as the above picture suggests. They're a fun craft. Just find something else to do with your hands when idle. Smoking is less bad than touching yourself if you're out in public a lot, but crafts are constructive. Being constructive is the best way to kill a habit!

thanks for listening though. And I am helping my step dad around the car sometimes, so that's keeping me away from the biting. That pic made me laugh so hard

[Average white guy]

I print out pictures of celebrity women, cut out a hole where their mouth is and f*ck it.

[Taylor]

I print out pictures of celebrity women, cut out a hole where their mouth is and f*ck it.

Your dick doesnt get paper cut?

[Ai®a©ob®a]

 

I print out pictures of celebrity women, cut out a hole where their mouth is and f*ck it.

Your dick doesnt get paper cut?

 

There are so many jokes that could be made but i won't

[Taylor]

 

 

I print out pictures of celebrity women, cut out a hole where their mouth is and f*ck it.

Your dick doesnt get paper cut?

 

There are so many jokes that could be made but i won'tMake them. I DARE you >:]

 

OT: I laughed at tubgirl.

Edited June 19, 2015 by cooltay

[The Dedito Gae]

I got kicked out of school for three days for saying N***er too much

 

this was the only thing that ofended me.

 

i am a white knight?

 

or do i have a hero complex?

[Mr. Tibbs]

 

I got kicked out of school for three days for saying N***er too much

this was the only thing that ofended me.

 

i am a white knight?

 

or do i have a hero complex?

 

Well, you're the one getting butthurt about things that happened years ago, and it is a valid confession. You think this is a joke? Those things happened, dude.

[Predator]

 

 

I got kicked out of school for three days for saying N***er too much

this was the only thing that ofended me.

 

i am a white knight?

 

or do i have a hero complex?

 

Well, you're the one getting butthurt about things that happened years ago, and it is a valid confession. You think this is a joke? Those things happened, dude.

 

https://www.reddit.com/r/thathappened

Edited June 19, 2015 by NiggaFromGanton

[Coin]

 

this was the only thing that ofended me.

 

i am a white knight?

 

or do i have a hero complex?

 

 

You're the hero GTAF needs but doesn't deserve.

[AuSsIeThUnDeR36]

Sometimes I wonder what it would be like to rob a bank. Like actually walk in, take a big block of notes and get away with it. I imagine sitting at a table, counting millions of dollars. Being so rich you wouldn't know what to spend it on. I know in reality, I would never succeed in pulling off a bank robbery. I know that if anyone tries, they have these screens that come down from the roof, the front doors get auto locked then it's bye bye to prison for 25 years minimum.

Edited June 20, 2015 by AuSsIeThUnDeR36

[Affalterbach]

Sometimes I wonder what it would be like to rob a bank. Like actually walk in, take a big block of notes and get away with it. I imagine sitting at a table, counting millions of dollars. Being so rich you wouldn't know what to spend it on. I know in reality, I would never succeed in pulling off a bank robbery. I know that if anyone tries, they have these screens that come down from the roof, the front doors get auto locked then it's bye bye to prison for 25 years minimum.

I've been wondering this as well a lot. Its easier to rob a armored truck tho. Ofcourse there is less money in it, but you'll get away with it much easier. Wanna try it?

[LightningLord]

I hate it when my ears start ringing for no reason. Brings back some rather unpleasant memories that freak me out at times.

Edited June 20, 2015 by LightningLord

[AboveAndBeyoncé]

I hate it when my ears start ringing for no reason. Brings back some rather unpleasant memories that freak me out at times.

I heard one of those things in your ear dies of you hear ringing in your ears

[mr quick]

Know that feel. Ruptured both ear drums once.

[make total destroy]

Know that feel. Ruptured both ear drums once.

How'd that happen? There must be an interesting story there.

 

Well, probably.

[mr quick]

 

Know that feel. Ruptured both ear drums once.

How'd that happen? There must be an interesting story there.

 

Well, probably.

 

 

Well, there's not much to it really. Woke up in the middle of the night shaking violently and feeling panicked and paralyzed. I don't remember what happened but I woke up in the morning and sh*t was leaking out my ears and there was a constant loud crackling. Because I was an extremely devout christian at the time(anti-gay, anti-abortion, anti-secular, anti-science(yes), pro-jesus) I thought it was God punishing me for being sinful.