I Have a Confession to Make

[Richard Power Colt]

 

This one time I was at a friend's house for dinner when out of no where, my mate's ten year old sister announced she just had her period. Everyone immediately couldn't finish dinner.

OK.......that one heck of a weird thing to say.........thankfully, I've never had to deal with siblings as an only child and as I think all children are super annoying, expensive brats I avoid one of my friend's (much) younger brothers.

 

 

 

On topic, if I go on Omegale and the stranger says their male, I will pretend to be female to see what sexist comments I get. It works, almost every time. It may be creepy me pretending to be a girl, but it's even weirder for a total stranger to immediately tell you their horny, and ask you to suck their little fellow down below*, especially when they think they are talking to a 16 yr old girl, and they are like 19 or something. Some guy proudly told me he was at 6 inches. I dunno why he needed to tell (what he thought was) a girl he'd only just met that but it was funny. I think a lot of people do it, as he asked if I was actually a guy. Thankfully, I have a way with words so I usually get away with it. I only do it to see the sexist comments, btw.

 

*actually, I have a weird desire to do this to someone, but keep that to yourselves

I confess that I used to visit Omegle almost every day. I guess, because I really wanted to talk to someone and I don't have a ton of friends. I kinda hated it though. I always go to question mode and 70% of the questions are people asking you to add them on kik for sex stuff. Then when there's a question I find interesting the stranger disconnects. I've now kinda realized it's easier to just talk sh*t on forums and stuff so I don't really go there too much anymore. Edited June 11, 2015 by GTAandStuff

[lolznc]

That makes sense, GTAandStuff. I only really go on it to wind up guys who really should re-educate themselves in how to be polite (and then they might get a girlfriend). It's always funny to 'watch' them squirm if you call them out on their sexist comments, or if you say you're lesbian

 

There seems to be a lot of bots(?) around as well on text-only.

[Murdick]

 

This one time I was at a friend's house for dinner when out of no where, my mate's ten year old sister announced she just had her period. Everyone immediately couldn't finish dinner.

I think all children are super annoying, expensive brats

Adults are too lol

[feckyerlife]

 

 

 

This one time I was at a friend's house for dinner when out of no where, my mate's ten year old sister announced she just had her period. Everyone immediately couldn't finish dinner.

I think all children are super annoying, expensive brats

Adults are too lol

 

People in general

Edited June 11, 2015 by feckyerlife

[Trillest]

Whenever I hear the song Blinded By The Light, I always think the line "revved up like a deuce" sounds like "wrapped up like a douche".

[Taylor]

Whenever I hear the song Blinded By The Light, I always think the line "revved up like a deuce" sounds like "wrapped up like a douche".

wait. so you mean its not wrapped up like a douche?

[Slam_Jones]

Whenever I hear the song Blinded By The Light, I always think the line "revved up like a deuce" sounds like "wrapped up like a douche".

 

Despite knowing the real lyrics, I still always hear the version you described.

 

Kinda kills the song for me.

[Fonz]

On the topic of misheard lyrics, there's a line in Megadeth's Symphony of Destruction that goes "you try to take his puuulse (before the head explodes)"; as a kid, I'd always hear "you try to take his baaaalls, before the head explodes". Also, it took me some time to understand the "I'm chipper all the day" line in the Gershwins' I Got Rhythm.

[The Dedito Gae]

 

i liked this guy.

 

sue me.

[Trillest]

 

Whenever I hear the song Blinded By The Light, I always think the line "revved up like a deuce" sounds like "wrapped up like a douche".

wait. so you mean its not wrapped up like a douche?

Apparently not. Here's an entire article about it: http://ondeafears.com/2008/08/22/wrapped-up-like-douche-wtf/

[Murdick]

 

 

 

This one time I was at a friend's house for dinner when out of no where, my mate's ten year old sister announced she just had her period. Everyone immediately couldn't finish dinner.

I think all children are super annoying, expensive brats

Adults are too lol

 

People in general

Finneeee. You win. Lol

[AuSsIeThUnDeR36]

Same here I thought it was "Rapped up like a douche and the killer in the night."

Thought it was a song about a serial killer or something.

[Homicidal Hipster]

I prefer cold pizza.

[Richard Power Colt]

I use sunglasses to hide the fact that I'm staring at people.

[Sasuke Uzumaki]

I keep re-watching Boku no Pico for some reason. I think I might need some mental help.

[Richard Power Colt]

I keep re-watching Boku no Pico for some reason. I think I might need some mental help.

Why would you watch it in the first place?

[Tacymist]

I can't enjoy a meal unless I'm wearing a pair of socks or slippers.

[Reformed Squid]

I will probably never change my avatar except for slight variations of it, it's already perfect in every way.

[mr quick]

Join the club

[Fonz]

That Fagen avatar is pretty damn sweet. I can't bring myself to change mine, either.

[feckyerlife]

That Fagen avatar is pretty damn sweet. I can't bring myself to change mine, either.

i could never get rid of cookie monster and al shabaab

[Ai®a©ob®a]

 

That Fagen avatar is pretty damn sweet. I can't bring myself to change mine, either.

i could never get rid of cookie monster and al shabaab

 

Until now i never really looked at your avatar

[feckyerlife]

 

 

That Fagen avatar is pretty damn sweet. I can't bring myself to change mine, either.

i could never get rid of cookie monster and al shabaab

 

Until now i never really looked at your avatar

 

 

I wish i knew who painted it, i would buy it lol

[Ai®a©ob®a]

 

 

 

That Fagen avatar is pretty damn sweet. I can't bring myself to change mine, either.

i could never get rid of cookie monster and al shabaab

 

Until now i never really looked at your avatar

 

 

I wish i knew who painted it, i would buy it lol

 

All it needs is big bird sticking up from the back with an RPG and it'd be perfect

[happygrowls]

I hate Emoji's. Like really f*cking hate them.

[Reformed Squid]

I really like emojis

 

 

 

[m.toreno]

^ this

 

The Windows phone keyboard has and encourages the use of emojis and I haven't been able to not use them when texting .

 

Nobody responds to my texts anymore, but I'm having fun anyway.

[Taylor]

^ this

 

The Windows phone keyboard has and encourages the use of emojis and I haven't been able to not use them when texting .

 

Nobody responds to my texts anymore, but I'm having fun anyway.

Windows phones suck but ill respond to you using emojis so ill make you feel better about yourself, i think i dunno but im gettimg bored now. ☝

[m.toreno]

Thank you for the emojis They make me feel a little good.

 

Just wait. We'll have 12% American market share one day, then you'll all understand.

[Karls]

I once used a mac and i liked it, but thank god i got brainwashed back by the holy gods of gaben and bill gates