I Have a Confession to Make

[Affalterbach]

I had sex with my sister a bunch of times no lie and no I'm not a redneck. It feels good to have sex with her she's great in bed.

I f*cked your sister as well. No lie.

Edited June 7, 2015 by /////AMG

[Ciaran]

I had sex with my sister a bunch of times no lie and no I'm not a redneck. It feels good to have sex with her she's great in bed.

[Taylor]

I had sex with my sister a bunch of times no lie and no I'm not a redneck. It feels good to have sex with her she's great in bed.

Lol incest.

[Richard Power Colt]

 

I had sex with my sister a bunch of times no lie and no I'm not a redneck. It feels good to have sex with her she's great in bed.

Lol incest.

 

wincest*

[make total destroy]

I had sex with my sister a bunch of times no lie and no I'm not a redneck. It feels good to have sex with her she's great in bed.

That's p gross

[Mintal]

I had sex with my sister a bunch of times no lie and no I'm not a redneck. It feels good to have sex with her she's great in bed.

 

As I've said before, you're the most boring troll I've ever seen. Get a life.

[TheFlareEntercounter]

I had sex with my sister a bunch of times no lie and no I'm not a redneck. It feels good to have sex with her she's great in bed.

K den

[gtamann123]

I had sex with my sister a bunch of times no lie and no I'm not a redneck. It feels good to have sex with her she's great in bed.

Your my hero.

 

 

I'm extremely jealous of people who grew up in 2 parent households. Almost to a pathological level of jealousy.

Edited June 7, 2015 by gtamann123

[Richard Power Colt]

Many of my favorite songs are the theme songs to 80s and 90s sitcoms.

Love and marriage?

[J Cobra]

So an obvious troll, actually fooled everyone?

[Pete4000uk]

I fantasise about not being aloud to fap

[Clem Fandango]

I had sex with my sister a bunch of times no lie and no I'm not a redneck. It feels good to have sex with her she's great in bed.

Are you that guy who kept sending me pictures of his sister?

[Niobium]

I had sex with my sister a bunch of times no lie and no I'm not a redneck. It feels good to have sex with her she's great in bed.

 

ok then......

[Richard Power Colt]

Tbh I don't think incest is all that bad.

[Niobium]

^the kid could be born with a genetic disorder, you know?

[Share Sharqi]

^the kid could be born with a genetic disorder, you know?

Why does everyone assume that incestuous sex is reproductive rather than recreational?

I mean, sure it's weird to think about but in the latter regard it doesn't matter who you're having sex with.

[Richard Power Colt]

^the kid could be born with a genetic disorder, you know?

I am aware. But I hear that between siblings the likelihood of that happening is actually lower than most people think. At least that's what I read somewhere. You can also try to avoid having kids altogether.

Edited June 8, 2015 by GTAandStuff

[Th3MaN1]

Tbh I don't think incest is all that bad.

Well then why is it good?

[Richard Power Colt]

 

Tbh I don't think incest is all that bad.

Well then why is it good?

 

It's not. But it's not awful either unless you like try to impregnate your mom or something.

Edited June 8, 2015 by GTAandStuff

[mr quick]

 

Tbh I don't think incest is all that bad.

Well then why is it good?

 

 

because sex

[Th3MaN1]

Edited June 8, 2015 by Th3MaN1

[Ridd]

On the topic of incest, I confess that there was a girl in my sophomore year of high school that I was absolutely obsessed with. I got her home phone number, her cell phone number, figured out where her parents worked, found out that she had a brother who was attending college in New Hampshire, and drove by her house once to verify that that was, indeed, her house. I memorized her middle name, her birthday, her class schedule, wrote down every conversation I had with her in a secret notebook, and devised conversations in my head that I knew would make her laugh, days before I actually talked to her.

 

Usually when I had a crush on a girl it would go away as soon as I got to know them, but not with this girl. She began to be the first thing I thought of when I woke up, the last thing I thought of when I went to sleep. She clearly began to see me as more than an acquaintance, and I made efforts to become involved in her social life. She would be my first, though, and I had no idea how to break the ice and just ask her out.

 

As I was looking at Facebook pictures with her in them for the umpteenth time once, I realized, at that moment, how much of a creep I was. I looked at myself in the mirror and realized that a dirty, fat slob like me could never attain a clean, toned, athletic girl like her. I lost 40 pounds that year alone (230 to 190), whereas it had taken me two years before that to lose 20 pounds. I began to lift weights and do pushups, and take care of my body for the first time ever, like shaving and putting on deodorant, all for a girl that couldn't possibly fathom how badly I had it for her. I began to feel more confident of myself, and became that kind of guy everyone likes in high school. It was all for her.

 

In the last few months of my sophomore year, I was in a scramble to leave a good lasting impression on her, and surely enough, I did, with the lamest joke ever. She laughed like crazy though, and that was how that year concluded.

 

But I wasn't about to let her go. I called her phones countless times, praying she'd pick up. Finally, I got her dad, who was surprisingly lax with me calling for her. When he gave the phone to the girl, I gave her the censored version of how I felt about her, how her and her friends had transformed me from an unconfident blob of human to a, well, better looking, confident man. She was touched, and when I asked her if she wanted to go out and do something with me, I realized I had no idea what to actually do with her. Before the inevitable awkward silence occurred, she invited me to go see a movie with her.... and her friends.

 

I think she saw me as a brother. And I'm not into that.

Edited June 10, 2015 by Ridd

[Ai®a©ob®a]

On the topic of incest, I confess that there was a girl in my sophomore year of high school that I was absolutely obsessed with. I got her home phone number, her cell phone number, figured out where her parents worked, found out that she had a brother who was attending college in New Hampshire, and drove by her house once to verify that that was, indeed, her house. I memorized her middle name, her birthday, her class schedule, wrote down every conversation I had with her in a secret notebook, and devised conversations in my head that I knew would make her laugh, days before I actually talked to her.

 

Usually when I had a crush on a girl it would go away as soon as I got to know them, but not with this girl. She began to be the first thing I thought of when I woke up, the last thing I thought of when I went to sleep. She clearly began to see me as more than an acquaintance, and I made efforts to become involved in her social life. She would be my first, though, and I had no idea how to break the ice and just ask her out.

 

As I was looking at Facebook pictures with her in them for the umpteenth time once, I realized, at that moment, how much of a creep I was. I looked at myself in the mirror and realized that a dirty, fat slob like me could never attain a clean, toned, athletic girl like her. I lost 40 pounds that year alone (230 to 190), whereas it had taken me two years before that to lose 20 pounds. I began to lift weights and do pushups, and take care of my body for the first time ever, like shaving and putting on deodorant, all for a girl that couldn't possibly fathom how badly I had it for her. I began to feel more confident of myself, and became that kind of guy everyone likes in high school. It was all for her.

 

In the last few months of my sophomore year, I was in a scramble to leave a good lasting impression on her, and surely enough, I did, with the lamest joke ever. She laughed like crazy though, and that was how that year concluded.

 

But I wasn't about to let her go. I called her phones countless times, praying she'd pick up. Finally, I got her dad, who was surprisingly lax with me calling for her. When he gave the phone to the girl, I gave her the censored version of how I felt about her, how her and her friends had transformed me from an unconfident blob of human to a, well, better looking, confident man. She was touched, and when I asked her if she wanted to go out and do something with me, I realized I had no idea what to actually do with her. Before the inevitable awkward silence occurred, she invited me to go see a movie with her.... and her friends.

 

I think she saw me as a brother. And I'm not into that.

Well that was really anti-climactic (no pun intended)

[Ridd]

 

Well that was really anti-climactic (no pun intended)

 

It's a work in progress.

[make total destroy]

 

 

I think she saw me as a brother.

Better that than a stalker tbh

[Ridd]

 

 

 

I think she saw me as a brother.

Better that than a stalker tbh

 

I made sure that she didn't know how much I knew about her. All she knew was that I had her numbers. I even played it dumb when she told me where she lived, as if I didn't know.

[Murdick]

 

 

 

I think she saw me as a brother.

Better that than a stalker tbh

Hahahahaa

[Pete4000uk]

There were two guys on a crappy TV show here in the UK who were gay lovers and they found out they were brothers.

[AuSsIeThUnDeR36]

This one time I was at a friend's house for dinner when out of no where, my mate's ten year old sister announced she just had her period. Everyone immediately couldn't finish dinner.

[lolznc]

This one time I was at a friend's house for dinner when out of no where, my mate's ten year old sister announced she just had her period. Everyone immediately couldn't finish dinner.

OK.......that one heck of a weird thing to say.........thankfully, I've never had to deal with siblings as an only child and as I think all children are super annoying, expensive brats I avoid one of my friend's (much) younger brothers.

 

 

 

On topic, if I go on Omegale and the stranger says their male, I will pretend to be female to see what sexist comments I get. It works, almost every time. It may be creepy me pretending to be a girl, but it's even weirder for a total stranger to immediately tell you their horny, and ask you to suck their little fellow down below*, especially when they think they are talking to a 16 yr old girl, and they are like 19 or something. Some guy proudly told me he was at 6 inches. I dunno why he needed to tell (what he thought was) a girl he'd only just met that but it was funny. I think a lot of people do it, as he asked if I was actually a guy. Thankfully, I have a way with words so I usually get away with it. I only do it to see the sexist comments, btw.

 

*actually, I have a weird desire to do this to someone, but keep that to yourselves