I Have a Confession to Make

[make total destroy]

I've grown increasingly tired of the existing, and longing for a future that will never come. I used to think society could improve, that through direct action and cooperation, we could bring about a fair, just, and equal society. But f*ck all that, it's much too late. We've made our bed, and that's where we lay. 200 years from now, this planet will literally be uninhabitable. The mechanization of capital has quickly reduced lush forests into deserts, oceans into vast garbage dumps, and once lively cities and towns into barren warzones. An entire planet has been utterly destroyed in the name of technological progress, and ultimately, in the name of capital. We've managed to put a man on the moon, and achieve near-instant forms of global communication. We can travel faster than ever before, and a world of knowledge and information is literally at our fingertips. We have managed to find ways to treat almost every conceivable illness, and mend any broken bones. And yet, here we are, powerless to stop the deathmarch of civilization, as late capitalism strangles what's left of the global working-class, and ravages what pockets of the natural world still remain. In short, we are absolutely f*cked. My interests no longer lie in changing this society, but completely and utterly destroying it.

 

inb4 2edgy4me™

Another confession: I go straight hella full primitivist when I drink.

[AuSsIeThUnDeR36]

 

 

I once vomited in my mate's shower and did diarrohea in there and I rinsed everything down the drain so he wouldn't know about it.

 

Why didn't you use the toilet? It was right there....

 

Valid point.

 

But let's not forget.

 

Sh*t happens.

I was drunk at the time and I had eaten some food that must have been off, hence why I just used the shower. I was like it's coming out both ends at the same time so I just stripped off quick, jumped in the shower and went for it, otherwise his floor would have been a mess or I would be on the toilet but with vomit all down my front so to me the shower was the best option.

[AlienTwo]

I've grown increasingly tired of the existing, and longing for a future that will never come. I used to think society could improve, that through direct action and cooperation, we could bring about a fair, just, and equal society. But f*ck all that, it's much too late. We've made our bed, and that's where we lay. 200 years from now, this planet will literally be uninhabitable. The mechanization of capital has quickly reduced lush forests into deserts, oceans into vast garbage dumps, and once lively cities and towns into barren warzones. An entire planet has been utterly destroyed in the name of technological progress, and ultimately, in the name of capital. We've managed to put a man on the moon, and achieve near-instant forms of global communication. We can travel faster than ever before, and a world of knowledge and information is literally at our fingertips. We have managed to find ways to treat almost every conceivable illness, and mend any broken bones. And yet, here we are, powerless to stop the deathmarch of civilization, as late capitalism strangles what's left of the global working-class, and ravages what pockets of the natural world still remain. In short, we are absolutely f*cked. My interests no longer lie in changing this society, but completely and utterly destroying it.

 

inb4 2edgy4me™

I too use comma's before "and" because: F*ck the rules.

[Fonz]

^Awesome avatar, bro!

[AlienTwo]

Thanks man, I went old-school.

 

Confession: Sometimes I can't help but lie.

[TaliBong]

I once helped my friend deliver news papers, I needed a sh*t, went in the woods, wiped my ass with the next paper and delivered it.

 

He got fired.

 

Sorry J, LOL

[Beautiful Disaster]

I have strong sexual desires for a forum member...

[Ai®a©ob®a]

I have strong sexual desires for a forum member...

I think everybody has a thing to Raavi, Who wouldn't

[RedDagger]

Kids, remember what happened last time a girl posted on here.

[Tacymist]

Many of my favorite songs are the theme songs to 80s and 90s sitcoms.

[Beautiful Disaster]

Kids, remember what happened last time a girl posted on here.

 

She def shouldn't be trusted.

 

Though, confession, I am the proud owner of a vagina,

[mr quick]

I have strong sexual desires for a forum member...

 

aw thank you

[Average white guy]

A few years back I pissed into a soap dispenser in a public restroom.

[Tacymist]

A few years ago I was washing my hands in a public restroom, and piss came out of the soap dispenser and got all over my hands.

[Mr. Scratch]

Sometimes I can't help but lie.

That should be like, the NSA's motto.

[Average white guy]

A few years ago I was washing my hands in a public restroom, and piss came out of the soap dispenser and got all over my hands.

That might have been my piss...

[Mr. Scratch]

Are you just taking the piss?

[make total destroy]

 

I too use comma's before "and" because: F*ck the rules.

 

I did this all the time in English class, and it was never an issue.

[Mr. Scratch]

We no speak Americano.

[make total destroy]

i like that song 2

[Payne Killer]

I liek anarchy.

[Reformed Squid]

 

A few years ago I was washing my hands in a public restroom, and piss came out of the soap dispenser and got all over my hands.

That might have been my piss...

 

 

[AlienTwo]

 

 

I too use comma's before "and" because: F*ck the rules.

 

I did this all the time in English class, and it was never an issue.

 

I read somewhere you aren't supposed to do it, but I just can't stop. It makes too much sense most of the time.... also, that same source, said "no commas before but" as well.

 

F*ck them.

[Queen]

 

 

 

I once vomited in my mate's shower and did diarrohea in there and I rinsed everything down the drain so he wouldn't know about it.

Why didn't you use the toilet? It was right there....

Valid point.

 

But let's not forget.

 

Sh*t happens.

I was drunk at the time and I had eaten some food that must have been off, hence why I just used the shower. I was like it's coming out both ends at the same time so I just stripped off quick, jumped in the shower and went for it, otherwise his floor would have been a mess or I would be on the toilet but with vomit all down my front so to me the shower was the best option.

 

 

TMI

 

[make total destroy]

 

I read somewhere you aren't supposed to do it, but I just can't stop. It makes too much sense most of the time.... also, that same source, said "no commas before but" as well.

 

F*ck them.

 

My whole life has been a lie.

[Share Sharqi]

 

 

 

I too use comma's before "and" because: F*ck the rules.

 

I did this all the time in English class, and it was never an issue.

 

I read somewhere you aren't supposed to do it, but I just can't stop. It makes too much sense most of the time.... also, that same source, said "no commas before but" as well.

 

F*ck them.

 

I think the determining factor in its 'correctness' is whether you are joining two independent clauses, and should the comma be used otherwise then it could be considered 'incorrect', but of course it is also employed in the instance of a tripartite list as a 'serial' [or 'Oxford'] comma; "France, Germany, and Spain", such would be an example.

 

In fact, your first sentence features the requisite two clause pairings of subject and verb, conjoined by use of a comma and 'but', rendering it grammatically correct.

 

[Although it's kind of mitigated by the fact that you would have to delete the comma before 'said' and insert two more, before and after the quote.]

Edited May 27, 2015 by Share Sharqi

[reiniat]

Kids, remember what happened last time a girl posted on here.

You mean EphemeralStar last page? whats up with that?

I've grown increasingly tired of the existing, and longing for a future that will never come. I used to think society could improve, that through direct action and cooperation, we could bring about a fair, just, and equal society. But f*ck all that, it's much too late. We've made our bed, and that's where we lay. 200 years from now, this planet will literally be uninhabitable. The mechanization of capital has quickly reduced lush forests into deserts, oceans into vast garbage dumps, and once lively cities and towns into barren warzones. An entire planet has been utterly destroyed in the name of technological progress, and ultimately, in the name of capital. We've managed to put a man on the moon, and achieve near-instant forms of global communication. We can travel faster than ever before, and a world of knowledge and information is literally at our fingertips. We have managed to find ways to treat almost every conceivable illness, and mend any broken bones. And yet, here we are, powerless to stop the deathmarch of civilization, as late capitalism strangles what's left of the global working-class, and ravages what pockets of the natural world still remain. In short, we are absolutely f*cked. My interests no longer lie in changing this society, but completely and utterly destroying it.

 

inb4 2edgy4me™

You know something MTD? Things are better than ever, life expectancy doubled in the last 60 years, i think the homicide rate worldwide dropped 50% since 2000, the child mortality rate is like a fifth of what it was in the middle ages (a kid born in a rural area of my state has more chances to live than whatever the inbreed Europe loyalty could come up with in the XIX century), for the first time in the history of humanity theres a middle class that is not simply a slave by XIX century standards.

Things are better than ever, and its all thanks to science, so f*ck capitalism, f*ck ignorance, f*ck the commies and the socialism, f*ck your anarchy, f*ck god, and f*ck the devil. We have science, and if we all fail and we deserve to die then so be it, science taught us that were not that important, so get used to it.

 

That was my confession.

[krashr]

 

Kids, remember what happened last time a girl posted on here.

 

She def shouldn't be trusted.

 

Though, confession, I am the proud owner of a vagina,

 

 

people have been hurt in the past, we're gonna need a pic of your vagina holding a sign that says gtaf

 

edit- just had a look in member's photos..

 

 

You know something MTD? Things are better than ever, life expectancy doubled in the last 60 years, i think the homicide rate worldwide dropped 50% since 2000, the child mortality rate is like a fifth of what it was in the middle ages (a kid born in a rural area of my state has more chances to live than whatever the inbreed Europe loyalty could come up with in the XIX century), for the first time in the history of humanity theres a middle class that is not simply a slave by XIX century standards.

Things are better than ever, and its all thanks to science, so f*ck capitalism, f*ck ignorance, f*ck the commies and the socialism, f*ck your anarchy, f*ck god, and f*ck the devil. We have science, and if we all fail and we deserve to die then so be it, science taught us that were not that important, so get used to it.

 

That was my confession.

 

we also now have facebook, the kardashians, and people who can't distinguish between "then" and "than". negates all the positives you just mentioned

Edited May 27, 2015 by krashr

[make total destroy]

 

 

Things are better than ever, life expectancy doubled in the last 60 years, i think the homicide rate worldwide dropped 50% since 2000, the child mortality rate is like a fifth of what it was in the middle ages

 

 

I'm not disputing that. In fact, I acknowledged this in my post (in so many words).

 

Things are better than ever, and its all thanks to science, so f*ck capitalism, f*ck ignorance, f*ck the commies and the socialism, f*ck your anarchy, f*ck god, and f*ck the devil. We have science, and if we all fail and we deserve to die then so be it, science taught us that were not that important, so get used to it.

 

That was my confession.

 

euphoria 10/10

[Beautiful Disaster]

I confess I've had half a glass of wine and I'm already buzzed. f*cking embarrassing :|